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holybolognajabronies: babyphatjeans: i check on my ex sometimes to see if he still ugly and he is. praise God. Lol
saladofrob: jetgreguar: terra-butt: I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.I TOLD HIM HE DIDNT HAVE TO HELP ME AND GOD BLESS HIS BEAUTIFUL SOUL. this went from funny to
fellow-traveller: Nothing really special. I just wanted to draw Nile and his kids (can’t draw the third one, because he/she is on the way??) having a good time. Sort of. The kids’ appearance are purely headcanon; unless informed by Isayama, I would
findingschmomo: I JUST FUCKING REALIZED HARUKA IS BAITING MAKOTO’S FISHING ROD CAUSE THE DORK IS TOO FRICKEN SQUEAMISH TO DO IT HIMSELF LOOK HE CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT HES GOT HIS EYES SQUEEZED SHUT MAKOTO YOU’RE A FUCKING KILLER WHALE GOD DAMN IT
bev-nap: Another shot at drawing realistic Levi! God why does realism have to be so hard xD I guess this is what he would look like in his late 20s or something. Is it me or does this drawing look like a fucking perfume ad??? >__<
judal-is-my-spirit-animal: lezly-odair: How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute.
she-takes-the-stick:God, look how good he is at sucking cock! This first big black cock experience is confirming what I suspected - my studly guy of a straight white husband is a total sub when I order him to suck cock…! Next I will order him to prepare
terra-butt: I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.I TOLD HIM HE DIDNT HAVE TO HELP ME AND GOD BLESS HIS BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
extracocoa: oh my god I hooked up with my host brother’s soccer team friend who was closeted this past fall while I was living in Paris and he (host brother) messaged me and was like (friend) came out of the closet and he is so much happier now and
sweetkimmyopenwomb4use: My first summer back from college, the neighbor from across the street came over to visit while my parents were away. He was the father of 3 children and 4th one on the way. 4 kids? All I could think was, “God.. he is
eddie-vedder-is-god: “He’s beauty and he’s grace”
My husband has been really good and as patient as he can be with my anxiety after having the baby but apparently getting the fucking furnace fixed is where he draws the line. Sarcastically talking down to me about the “laws of thermodynamics”.
thatrealtorcub: “I swear to god, if you throw out my Taco out relationship is over” is what he is barking at me as I post this. #relationshit #gayboys #saturday
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis: i-am-a-fandom-god: Chief Wiggum is such a perfect character Chief Wiggum is seriously one of my favourites out of all the supporting characters in the Simpsons…he is right up there
stegrey: He stood in the doorway, cock in hand, watching his little girl hump her little pussy against her hand, wondering what she was thinking about when suddenly he heard her moan, “OH GOD DADDY"
bochelly: OH MY GOD THIS ARTIST. HE IS AMAZING. DOGS AND CAROUSELS. HE MAKES CUSTOM CARVED DOGS.
falco11: bbcformyfamily: My daughter always liked playing with my big black friend. Then one day he decided to show her how “big” he was. BBC is God
thefinaldisarm: serdaigle: saraherself: Alfie Enoch at the Deathly Hallows: Part One London Premiere - 11/11/10 look at that AWESOME vest he has on, god I love him UGH HE IS SO GORGEOUS I rather like his vest.
freddiequell: Welton Academy, hello. Yes he is, just a moment. Mr. Nolan, it’s for you. It’s God. He says we should have girls at Welton. Dead Poets Society (1989)
spiritualinspiration: 11 Words of Wisdom for Women of GodBy Joyce Meyer 1. Always keep God first, and seek Him for who He is, not what He can do for you.2. Take time regularly to examine your own heart and ensure that your motives are pure. Everything
spiritualinspiration: Just because you don’t see God working in your life doesn’t mean He isn’t there touching hearts, opening doors, and making a way for you! Trust that He is always moving things around in your favor!
go-iggy-brows: ultrafacts: s0mewhereblissful: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts “omg did u guys hear, he is straight” *GASP* Generic teenager voice “Oh my god he’s my straight best friend!”
insanecorgi: hopelesslywondering: This dog is next level. Amazing
mishasminions: revengeofthemudbutt: krys23: This show is gold. OH GOD CHRIS IS SO PROUD THAT HE IS THE DUDE
arabfitnessgods: You can find this sexy Arab god in Dubai International Airport. Flirted with him because of his solid and made for slamming body, but he said he is straight and engaged. I tried though… Lol.. Meet Mohamed Arafa - Egyptian born,
myuncreativeurl: diaryofakanemem:I’m in this place in my life where I have no idea what to do next. I think God kinda likes it like that too because I like to be in control. But he has truly taught me that he is in control and the only person I should
hiddlesadmirer: meowsink: darthxerik: oh my gooood. Loki is betraying Thor. ;.; nooooooo lokiiiiiiiiiii Well he is the God of Lies, I mean really? okay the guy down in the right could be thor … loki seems to bleed and Jane is hanging in the air
links-butt: jon-egbert: HE’S SMILING OH MY GOD HE IS THE CUTEST aHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pepci-suis: discorcl: castorochiaro: castorochiaro: …oh jesus he actually IS a nerd NOT JUST A NERD A GODDAMN WEEABOO oh my fucking god since when is Discord this delightfully adorable
salma: yaoibutts: shavingryansprivates: introducing… SPOONS! OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF This kid needs a nobel prize
thor-n-cap: cesarin: scherbratsky: myresin: glowsinthedark9: Look at this little dapper man he looks so damn fancy oh my GOD this cat needs reblogging again because ho adorable he is with his suit! …toe shoes?
the-writing-jellyfish: braginskey: why send anon hate when you can look at this Look at how annoyed he is though. He’s like, ‘Gotta do this shit again, god fucking damnit. Check this shit out, mother fucker.’
underthe-corktree: my hair dresser is a trans woman and a girl at the salon kept on calling her “he” so she whipped out her boob and said “does this titty look like a he to you”
imagine-kylo-ren: Imagine Kylo Ren eyeing the same piece of pizza that Han is eyeing and just as Han reaches out for it, Kylo uses the force to pull it to his mouth and he just licks it. He just licks the fucking piece of pizza, and then puts it back
paradeofproblematicfavs: randomstabbing: isohels: Do you know what I hate?? When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing
iverbz: nalgonaofcolor: You can tell he’s going “ohhHhhhhHHH!” 😩😭 this is so cute lmao this is one of most wholesome me posts ive ever seen
dustysixshooter: rustichaunting: Why is no one talking about Zenyatta getting ready to absolutely fucking obliterate Genji in a snowball fight. Genji writing his last will and testament to Mercy cuz he knows he ded
orriculum: imgoingtofighttheocean: GUYS I THINK I JUST MET A FAKE GAMER GUY ON TINDER I CANT BELIEVE THIS “Have or have bot” Is a Freudian slip. He’s not even a boy, he’s a bot.🤖#Fakeonalllevels
squigglyexplosive: newtypezaku: Alton’s usually subtle when he watches a sabotage (or, in this case, an advantage) succeed or fail, so what makes this one of my favorites is how he just loses it in the middle of judging THE WORST PART WAS THAT THE
ceeblathers: ceeblathers: ceeblathers: ceeblathers: my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud
jetgreguar: terra-butt: I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.I TOLD HIM HE DIDNT HAVE TO HELP ME AND GOD BLESS HIS BEAUTIFUL SOUL. this went from funny to adorable really
gingersnap23: mylovesanotherkind: pressedpigment: d0gbl0g: dogpuppy: Does he know how small he is?? omg konketsu 💞💞 oh my fucking GOD My heart!!!!! 😍❤️
trotty2scrotty: lily-march: sallyintheskywithdiamonds: ketamineprojection: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS RUSSELL HOWARD Russell Howard is a national treasure. He is literally all we as a nation have
abc1234566: I just wanna lay under that guy while he is doing whatever he wants… God, let me touch that chest!
whitegirlsaintshit: 124: tyler is like 6 2 and big but he still manage to have a tiny pea head here wait… why do young jeezy look like he was graduating durin the civil rights era?
