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The last photo is the one that got all this started. I saw it and thought. “Cum Bath”. I even had a little thing to go with it. Very little. === “What is this?” she asked as he looked at her two husbands. “You said
Courtney Stodden. First she had a nice big set of implants installed, now she added cocksucker lips. Add she dresses like the perfect bimbo. While her husband is old, he is one lucky fucker. Nice Job Baby!
As twins, I knew my brother had some lascivious thoughts about Mom, but I never thought he would follow through. With Dad gone, he somehow connived his way into fucking Mom. When I came in the door, he called me upstairs. No one said anything else.Â
Sheila’s son Brad had brought home one of his bimbo stripper girlfriends ‘Carla’ for Christmas and she was shocked when she saw the big pregnant belly on her. Brad could never hold down a job or support himself so she had no idea how he’d deal
thekelts-incestdesires: My friends had been complaining that they couldn’t find a man to satisfy them in the sack, so I said I knew a guy who could give them all the needed and he lived very close. They said they wanted to go right now. I agreed but
anothermans-wife: One of my husband’s friends approached me claiming he could get my husband hired at his job making close to double what he was currently making. It’s too bad I had to let this loser friend of his bend me over in his van and fuck
Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Jack Nicholson, as effervescent as he is, once had a job answering Tom and Jerry’s fan mail. Am I the only one who can picture him replying with “Dear Ndugu, my name is Warren R. Schmidt.”?
the perks of living near a military base is you get all the hot gay soldiers. This guy gave me the best blow job/ rim job I have ever had in my life the other night. He is into bondage and is super submissive and can deepthroat like no one I have ever
pookiesfamily: It started out harmless enough. When our mom had to work two jobs and was rarely ever home, my older brother was put in charge and I had to do whatever he told me to do. One day he outright told me that since he was in charge, his newest
eroticenglishgirl: One boyfriend could never cum when I blew him as the sensations were always too much for him. One day though after a really long blow job he released and omg, I’ve never had a guy cum so much, it was like massive. Really arousing
jlunlimited: Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)/ Ryan Reynolds I know a lot of people might HATE this, but I think Ryan Reynolds did a great job with what he had to work with. Hal Jordan is one of the more light-hearted characters, and he’s also a bit cocky.
slavefantasies: John had been one of Sam’s regulars since the beginning. He would visit him whenever he was passing by as his job driving trucks kept him out of town a lot. Needless to say he was always horny as fuck with a massive load. He loved
slavefantasies: John had been one of Sam’s regulars since the beginning. He would visit him whenever he was passing by as his job driving trucks kept him out of town a lot. Needless to say he was always horny as fuck with a massive load. He loved how
domstoryteller: I’m sorry you had to find out this way sis, but your boyfriend has needs you’re not meeting. One of your main jobs as a girlfriend is giving blowjobs and you’re just not good at it. You can still date him, he just comes to me for
sexualsportswear: Narrator: Tyler was a night person. While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked. He had one part time job as a projectionist. See, a movie doesn’t come all on one big reel. It comes on a few. So someone has to be there to switch
the-porn-stories: My boss’s son was just a little older than me, since working at the office was just a summer job for me. He made that job one of the best I’ve ever had.
analyyyeess: I have a story about an old boyfriend of mine. I once had him lick my ass and tongue it just like this in front of one of his friends. He got me nice and wet then I had him sit and watch as his friend got to fuck my tight little ass. I
the-lianking: tombruise: congenitaldisease: 19-year-old Michael Sandford, a British man living in the U.S., was arrested on 19 June, 2016, after attempting to steal a gun from an officer while attending a Donald Trump rally. He explained that
chrispyre:Max stared blankly as the water poured down his body. Frankly he felt kinda dead inside. He had just worked one of the toughest shifts at his dead end fast food job he’d ever dealt with. Customers were giving him attitude left and right, his
In which Yamato is unimpressed by Sai's inherent inability to perform the one fucking job he had.
collegehumor: This Guy Had One Job To Do On Every Movie Ever Jurassic Park crewmember Phil Tippett’s credit has amused the Internet for a long time, but few realize how many other movies he’s played a part in.
captioned-vines: pineapplepvssy: “If you gon do it, do it right” 😂😂😂 “I just saw on Twitter that somebody tried to shoot Donald Trump, and he missed. Fuck! How you miss? You had one job! What the fuck?! Ok, I’m not trying to promote
dumbass-bitch-disease: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: AQUAFRESH WASN’T BANNED FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WOODY’S ROUNDUP PEOPLE AND STILL HAD URLs HE TOOK FROM NAZIS AND TUMBLR STAFF WAS ACTUALLY DOING THEIR JOB SO HE TOOK ONE
omni-dudes-bruh:THE BIG 250#229. Alan Ritchson.For a few years, he was just another one of those jobbing actors who was high profile enough to recognize but still had to resort to popping up in every show for a shirtless scene. Luckily, he found some
theosden: When Matty had been offered the job, it had sounded too good to be true. £500 to be a wine waiter for one party? He really couldn’t understand why he needed to spend the entire day before in training though…
taboopony: senseidezzy: commission for exvarn! well after I got the my last commission, I realized I had to get one of scuttlebug. Since his introduction he has become just as important character to my blog ^^ thx again Dezzy for such an awesome job
buy1get1freeuse: Amber had one job: suck Cory’s dick if he was home. As a loyal pet, she was always obedient and never slacked! Even when he didn’t pay her much attention, she always did her best.
amarguerite: I went out for drinks with some coworkers as tomorrow’s my last day at the job, and asked one I didn’t know super well about his pet rabbit “My girlfriend had it since she was a teenager,” said he. “It has kind of a weird name
becausebritishisbetter: verniciato: For a Time Lord, he has a terrible sense of time.Also, he’s facial expression in the last gif is totally sorry-notsorry. YOU HAD ONE JOB DOCTOR
momsloverboy: forc3fullandinc3st: So my son came back home one night drunk and depressed, telling me his Girlfriend had dumped him… As a mother, its my job to keep him happy and help him unstressed, so when he went to his room, i stripped, surprised
thedoctorknows: avengeredheart: overlordofthelollipopguild: mischiefmagicandmayhem: febricant: natreidess: lbrossoit: Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he u fucked up, Tony u fucked up big time you had one job, Tony what if he
i’m looking at the main pictures that are used for Obama and romney in the campaign and Obama looks all nice and friendly while romeny looks like he’s saying “I will shit on everything you love”
gymratskip:“They sent this kid over from the “Cocksucker’s union” as I needed one for the evening.”“He had the nerve to tell me that Skippy’s cock was a tad bigger around than mine.”“He did a good job, but he should refrain from uttering
slut-dere: Anonymous asked: Virus has had enough blow jobs he needs to give one~ How about him giving either Koujaku or Noiz one. <3 happy birthday virus
dafalysia: kayyyk: patrick did a good job with this one yesterday ha I DON’T WANT TO WATCH HIM I WANNA WATCH MY BOYFRIEND SINCE HE GOT SELECT GROUP. haha i had fun learning this and Puspos’ today!
onlyblackgirl: George Zimmerman was shot in the face but only suffered minor injuries and not a singular fuck was given.
chaotichero: Going off the idea that Sans was the one who drew the poorly drawn picture, i wonder if he can make out the people in it??he had one job and failed because he couldn’t make out his own sketch
kira-yukimura: chadleymacguff: “for the first time i’m going to bottom” #could you actually imagine it though - scott bottoming for stiles#stiles giving him the best rimming job scott has ever had before he opens him up with his fingers#one
bestscatdotcom: One of my slaves was advised to clean the toilets, but he did it bad. So Miss Jane and me use him as the replacement toilet. Beside a lot of pee and caviar he had to suffer pain for our fun. Maybe next time he does a better job Click
Do you know who Marcel Proust is? French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he’s also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he gets down
overlordofthelollipopguild: mischiefmagicandmayhem: febricant: natreidess: lbrossoit: Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he u fucked up, Tony u fucked up big time you had one job, Tony what if he did find it though? what if after
He had told Meryn that he was the most important aspect of his life and he had meant every single word of it. More than his job, his books, the military, the clinic, the one thing he would be most upset about losing would be Meryn. So when he fell
dimetrodone: He had one job and he did it
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elijahwood: Tyler was a night person. While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked. He had one part time job as a projectionist. See, a movie doesn’t come all on one big reel. It comes on a few. So someone has to be there to switch the projectors
wecantalkaboutit: On a serious note I am incredibly proud of One Direction. They did an amazing job with this album. When I think about Zayn’s part in This Is Us when he had to get up in the middle of the night to record his part of a song.. Now think
jake2bb: Victor worked in construction. He had his way on the job site for months at a time and made the best of it until it was time to move on to the next one. A little nervy, a little pervy. Follow at www.jake2bb.tumblr.com
pdqsketch: Daily doodle~!I missed yesterday, so I’ll probably draw another doodle for today.Seriously though, he had like one job.
gentlemanheathen:tayla-babygirl-x:He had one job, and nailed it!
kakashiloveme: In which Yamato is unimpressed by Sai's inherent inability to perform the one fucking job he had.
omgfamilyaffair: my brother had just got parole after three years in prison. i helped get him a job at my office building as a custidain…he stopped by one day around lunchtime to thank me….
lusilly: febricant: natreidess: lbrossoit: Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he u fucked up, Tony u fucked up big time you had one job, Tony BUT REMEMBER!! Instead of waiting for Tony to break into their databases, Cap just barged
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