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Christmas Outfit (Story for JD)Jake absolutely loved getting dressed up for christmas, he especially enjoyed when people would choose his clothes for him, it turned him on to look good for other people. This year I got him a pretty dorky rainbow tie,
kotascok: His friend gave him the dvd saying it was an awesome porn he’d found. He decided to give it a try and it was pretty darn hot. The quality was a bit bad, it seemed like something had been recorded over it but he still got hard and decided
lixpex: A lot of guys into puppy play take it really seriously. But Silver, formerly known as Jimmy, went further than most: he got the notorious “full German Shepherd” surgery. (Happy birthday to @harvzilla!) You have no idea how badly I want to
violent-rape-fantasies: In response to your dare, I finally forced the medium Kong dog toy into my cunt for you. It hurt so bad but I finally got it in. —— Good girl. Now you’ll be tied up and my dog will come to get his toy. Once he gets the Kong
stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips. So funny right there.
stereolights:It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
rrraaazzz: Bad BAD Son got home from work and found his mom passed out from drinking to much again.. Seeing her semi naked he couldn’t help himself and decides it’s time he emptied his balls in her..
thechloejayne:So this just happened. My eye is closed because he got cum in it and it burns so bad lol tragicpoem
”A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.” He nudged the angel. “Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?” “Not really,” said Aziraphale.Crawly looked at the
jakespot: Ever since my buddy got out he’s been different, last time we hung out he told me about all the sex he had in there. Told me it wasn’t so bad once you got used to it cause that was all you could get. On my way out I sank to my knees and
so that book I was blogging about, I got back to it and it’s basically super-neckbeard wish fulfillment but I said I would read and review it, so on I trod. He killed the robot (with the help of the bad guy’s wife), got sent to work in the
luiskingking replied to your post: weroni93 said:What about episode … Rebecca Sugar has some shit to own up to for fucking up the fanbase this bad over pie I think the pie thing is Paul Villeco’s fault because he’s the one who wrote
the-study-of-wumbo: stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
hugofrimodig: the-study-of-wumbo: stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife honestly
doubleantlerwilfred: also i may or may not have dismembered him with it. there was lava, he was yelling, i cried. it was a bad few days.
sixpathsofbased:thxrsdxy:niggafuckurblog:Oh fuckTold ya that it was a bad ideaLmaoooooo he really tried it
elrondbaggins: tardis-mind-palace:ruthyless: when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i
elrondbaggins: tardis-mind-palace:ruthyless: when i was younger i had a really bad fear of sasuke uchiha when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when
stereolights: stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips im laughign remember when i made this post
Lord have mercy, have I got the biggest boner right now. And it’s all thanks to one sexy motherfucker. I hope he knows how badly I want his body near and on mine. :3
coffeeandcheesecake: #god dean is so HURT by that #because no matter how bad it got between he and cas #no matter how much they were fighting or how bad their terms were #he’s never felt so unimportant #hell his problem normally is feeling too
stereolights: stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips im laughign remember when i made this post
thesigilwitch:thesigilwitch:I was just about to spiral into a bad panic attack, and my boyfriend goes “Stick an ice cube in your mouth.” I’m not really sure where he got the idea, and I kinda laughed at it because I didn’t see
romcommunist:romcommunist:my boyfriend’s ass must be a german ambulance cuz he got that wagen and it makes me start kranken oh mein gott i vant him so bad
homestuckfluffcanons: “John hates thunderstorms, he would often hide in closets or under his bed when it got really bad. Whenever this happens, Karkat would find John and pull him into his arms and talk about whatever came to mind to distract John
I literally don’t feel well enough to even leave my house today, all my everything is just acting up so badly but I need my meds and I KNOW my dad won’t be willing to get them for me because he just got back from work after doing a bunch of manual
cocaine-masquerade: He nudged the angel. “Funny if we both got it wrong, eh?Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?”Good Omens, Neil Gaiman & Terry Prachett
fartgallery: one time I texted my friend a picture of me making an ugly face at a bad angle and he got angry at me because he was about to have sex with his girlfriend and saw it and then couldn’t get a boner Haha
the-goddamazon: peechingtonmariejust: the-goddamazon: I will always fucking reblog this. And I will keep saying it. U know Bill Cosby had a show tonight in Florida and got A STANDING OVATION. This man is a PERFECT EXAMPLE of how rapists are treated
Atten ladies con artists David Kingsley is at it again do not give this man ur info at all he has nothing but bad intentions. My friend got her account deactivated and he promised to get it back up. Then asked her to hold a sign with he’s Instgram
vampire-diaries: Word was the ripper of Monterrey got lonely, so he escaped to the city for comfort. It was prohibition. Everything was off limits then, which made everything so much fun.
How about that one time I “acted” in an ex boyfriend’s thing. I was seventeen.And by acted I mean laughed through the whole thing and I don’t know how he got those serious looking takes.Oh glob it’s so bad.
noweveryonesgone: After playing around with him I finally got him interested and it was time for my underwear to come off, I needed him to fuck me so bad.
fartgallery: one time I texted my friend a picture of me making an ugly face at a bad angle and he got angry at me because he was about to have sex with his girlfriend and saw it and then couldn’t get a boner
sewercentipede:sewercentipede:reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other
submissivefeminist: It may not look like much but that spanking hurt so fucking bad. He used a metal paddle on me and I cried like the bitch. Then he got cum on my pretty dress, which I’d be upset about if I wasn’t such a slut. xx SF