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“Now do you understand why I turned you into a bimbo, silly boy? You dreamed of using one of these on me? Not only does your new bimbo brain not work hard enough to have another dumb idea like that, but it also now only craves my Pussy. To top it off,
dumbbigtittedslut: Really wish he hadn’t used Sharpie. He should have added “LIAR”, too. You love it - the humiliation will stay with you so much longer. “… for Cum. Nothing Else. TRASH. DUMB WHORE. 2.30 Per Blow.”
flashytitle: Husband said it would amuse him, so I did it. He’s at work and asked me to send him a video. Then he told me to put a picture up so everyone knows what I am “Dumb Cunt”
agentj99: The backwards hat kept his dumb. Every time he flexed, the mush of mind he had left would turn into goo more and more. He would be a mindless, drooling muscle boy soon.
absqrst: A Birthday Request Joey Brand Briefs James found the neatly wrapped birthday present on his bed when he woke, a roommate must of left it before they headed out to classes. He checked for a card, nothing, so he just ripped it open. It was some
absqrst:Top Heavy “Thought you could keep all this hidden didn’t you” Wade smirked waving a hand over his swelling body Ike held his head in his hands, he should of followed Wade when he’d went to the toilet. He knew Wade was suspicious of Ike’s
musclelover4826: fratarmyjock: I had always been nerdy and I had hoped college was going to be different. Luckily with in my first few days I met Coach Bradshaw head of the football team who said that he could help me out. He dealt with trades I give
jaxman52077: pecstitslover: Yesterday he was the smartest and smallest of all.Today he’s bigger. And he already loves to show his “musselz”. He’s not very dumb but he’s far from smart already. Here bro, put on this wristband and let’s see
itsflyinglikeadragon: He took a swig of the bottle. He just wanted the party to end and he thought he may as well drink something so he appeared to participate. It was just full of loud rednecks which he hated so much. When he tried to take the bottle
itsflyinglikeadragon: There it goes. The last sparks of his intelligence. He was a smart one before he stumbled into sir’s house. Now it just felt so good to let that go, to push it all down and away into those balls, growing with every brain cell
bigdimbros: Still mesmerized by his cock and cum after all these years. looks about 45, right? he’s actually 31. I first met him when he was 26. A pretty boy lawyer, fresh outta school. Made the mistake of prosecuting a good friend of mine and winning
stateslave: His trigger was muttered and all the intelligent light faded from his eyes as his dumb jock persons took control. Powerless to resist, he realised he must comply. He would comply. He was a dumb muscle slave to this man before him, this Master
dumbjockhypnopuppyforme: He’s not there, the lights are on but nobody’s home. His mind drifted away hours ago, the eyes glazing over, removing his pants. Just one of my students who came to help me move. He sits waiting to be told what to do. Dumbfounded
jackingnow: Look at that dumb look on John’s face! Damn, he looks good; that hat did its job. The hat I slipped on him converts muscle to brain power, but I turned it backwards on John so it’s converting his brain power to muscle. John wasn’t that
something-standard: master-villain: A file had appeared in the hero’s personal webspace, labeled as URGENT, and named project-milk.WAV. He grabbed headphones to avoid any nosey neighbours listening in, and plugged them in. It started out playing some
dumbjockhypnopuppyforme: You have to admire the smart ones. They think they know everything. Oliver was one of those both smart and athletic. He was caption of the rowing team he was a Rhodes scholar candidate. Unfortunately he was also a threat he used
Listen @pupamp…I know we agreed to swap for like just a weekend but one of your hot buddies came over and…well…he was talking about how much he liked dumb jocks and I couldn’t like not do another spell. I can’t really ‘member how to read the
So proud of his muscles, and so dumb he doesn’t even realize people are mocking him because of his too big muscles making him almost unable to move like a normal person. It’s not that he doesn’t care… he CAN’T care, way too dumb. The only thing
Ryan found his gay roommate Kyle’s phone changing in the bathroom and couldn’t help but snoop. He was straight and all but something was a little thrilling about how much Kyle got laid so he immediately clicked the app ‘DumbDaddi’He felt a shock
the-golden-opportunity: “You lookin’ for Room 340?” I gulped. There were nervous beads of sweat forming on my forehead. I was blushing, for sure. “Yeah,” I managed to say. “Don’t worry, bud,” he chuckled. It was exactly the deep, dumb
dancinsatyr: After the first couple of emails in the Pupmaker’s dumb puppy series–and it gets harder for the potential pup to remember how many he’s received–the soon-to-be pup realizes his mistake. Those half points of IQ do add up. And then
lixpex: As he flexes his magnificent new pecs and shoulders, the last of his higher brain functions are slipping away. But he doesn’t care, everything feels so good now. He starts to drool as he worships himself in the mirror. He will be left with
What a Sap“Breathe in deep, breathe out slowly man. Feel the energy of the world rushing into you. Use it to change you, make you bigger, stronger Everything you want to be” I explained to Alex in a deep, slow voice.With the latest breath he took
Álvaro had always dreamed of swapping from his boring Spanish body with a hot American farm boy but he knew to do his due diligence. Before he programmed the swap he hacked some metadata and got the impression a guy named Dell Jenkins in West Virginia
“Aw, Come on Jimmy! Well…Happy Birthday I guess?”He had one instruction : Do not touch the treats before the guests arrive. I guess he dipped his fingers into the Himbo Pink frosting or drank some Jock Juice and one thing just lead to another.
dancinsatyr: Tim stumbled across the site last night and found himself watching the spiral until bed time. This morning he woke up with a hard puppy prick… Wait. That couldn’t be right. Puppy prick? But his puppy prick was so hard. He tried jacking
rotherhamman: That moment when he realizes you really are draining him of all his smarts and he’s now too dumb to even open a door. All that bitching and moaning he had done all day, every day, about every little thing: how his workouts were killing
A cheap dye job, an increase in tit size, and a collar around her throat. She was barely recognizable as the dominatrix he’d met at the club just a week or so ago. The dumbed down, vacant expression in her eyes belied that last glimmer of self-awareness
Fun pranks to pull on ur dumb older counterparts from the SNKDOCU Kids: On your dumb older counterpart’s phone, go to Settings > General > Keyboard > Add New Shortcut Change “no” to a confession For everyone who requested more of the
He reads him fairytales; looks at both of them as if he’s actually living one.JM Week Day 1: Fairytale/Magic
ditzydolls:“Say it again,” Don said as he broke the kiss. Jen squirmed on top of him, his fingers dancing inside her panties.“I was so stupid to break up with you,” she said, a husky shake in her voice. Her lips brushed his as
b1a4gasms: catbotherer: yifansass: dumb-koala: kaiscockdesu: Kris breaking the punching bag’s record! oh… he didn’t cover the tattoo on his right arm with a band-aid that time you know, kris may be the world’s biggest dweeb but I think
He looks so delightfully dumb and has a great rack.
Shoot, which one was Dankey Kang again? He was that plumber who catches blue hedgehogs in pokeballs, right?
I’m spending my Halloween babysitting my cat because he’s terrified of the doorbell
yuu-n: when he was chosen as the girl’s ideal type
sesescorner: I’ve been thinking about a backstory for Buck. I like the idea of him being an ancient bloodthirsty demon, captured by his peers, deprived of part of his powers and dumbed down as considered a threath to both angel and demon kind. He’s
eclipsebykimlipmp3:people who say killmonger was supposed to represent “thuggish” American black radicals are so fucking dumb like they give you a villain with not completely terrible motives and suddenly he makes all of us look bad when t'challa
thepillgrums:fr i’m starting to hate the furry fandom altogether but my sona? he stays. he’s good. you live in a society furry fandom
drinking-tea-at-midnight: bladedamus: neildegrassetysonofficial: targuzzler: nikocat: targuzzler: neil degrasse tyson fuck off. shut up what did he say this time uhuhuhhhhhuhuhuhhuhhhhhhhh yeah you’re right neil its dumb. its not the stars its
Jesus, he’s using a racial slur from before he was even born to insult people he’s never even met. And goddamn that American flag is just. Goddamnit Charlie.
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
phen01: vonisv: thinksquad: ok but is he saying that knowledge is so personally offensive or upsetting to him as to eclipse the actual n-word No because even that reach requires more cognitive ability than he has at his disposal. He jus dumb.
alamaias: “A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk.
snowflake-owl: hntrgurl13: saisai-chan: [source] gentle reminder that you can draw the Pines family as any religion you want (if any at all) Happy Holidays everyone! Did someone seriously tell ALEX HIRSCH that HIS characters that HE CREATED were
dejaslay: chrissongzzz: The father is part of the problem what the hell… This dumb ass need his shit rocked. He dumb as fuck just shut the fuck up sir n take several fuckin seats Cuz u outta fuckin line if u believe that dumb shit u said.
subbiescarlett: a selfie video for my Owner while He’s away… if you’re seeing this posted, He’s given me permission to share with my followers as a thank you for being part of my first thousand! He even let me masturbate to it because it turned
arabian-magic: urbvn-trvppp: leanputa: is he dumb or is he dumb? tf? i swear he sounds and looks dumber everyday. he seriously looks like a wet rat 25/8. Bruh ., this guy Does he sniff glue on a regular basis?
the best selfie I have ever taken (ignore dumb face and look at that smiley stingray)
fuck I just saw my tattoo artist as I was driving home from work why is he so cute with his stupid face and longer hair and tattoos stupid dumb
Sad and cute: I’m dogsitting and this dog is the size of my forearm and he’s taking up more than half the bed! !!! So I decided to pretend he’s my boyfriend because my boyfriend always takes up the whole bed. Also I’m super needy
theories-gravityfalls: Umm… Soooo does anyone have a theory for this? Waddles is actually the god of the gf universe and he was pretending to be a normal pig to see if humanity is worth saving and saves the world on the series finale
stammsternenstaub:xealsea:NSA director Mike Rogers, this is the guy that watches everything you share on the internet.He certainly looks like he’s seen everything I’ve seen on the internet. imagine if this guy shows up at your door and says “I
ianstagram: I just want everyone to know that this man, named Vermin Supreme, has declared that he is running for the presidential nomination this guy would be like a modern quentin trembley,what is wrong with that
terrbible: oh my god. so this guy, Vermin Love Supreme (obvs fake name, has not disclosed real name), has officially declared his intention to run for president in 2016. not only does he wear a boot as a hat and carry a hilariously large toothbrush,
we were being dumb last night and we watched community/parks and rec/anchorman 2 together over skype and then it was 5am and we needed to sleep but then we talked a lot while in bed, still on skype forever has been playing pokemon y recently he told
i have such a good boy and he looks so good in a tight pair of panties
i really really like forever okay he’s kind of my favorite i just needed to say that
erotic-nonfiction: I’m a dumb baby idiot who forgets to log out of other people’s computers! Rude @theruleset
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