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dumbbigtittedslut: Really wish he hadn’t used Sharpie. He should have added “LIAR”, too. You love it - the humiliation will stay with you so much longer. “… for Cum. Nothing Else. TRASH. DUMB WHORE. 2.30 Per Blow.”
He’s tossing his balls
autopsi-art: Wally de OakoAk (Paris, France) He was a nigga in paris. Obviously he didn’t ball to hard since we found him.
ultrafacts: Source More Facts That was Robert Cornelius’ choice when he took what is believed to be the world’s first selfie, a self-portrait he snapped one day in October 1839 while standing in the yard behind his family’s lamp store in Philadelphia.
vesticle: AW LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF LOOK AT THAT LIL SMILE OMG I CAN JUST FEEL THE HAPPINESS THIS DOG IS BEAUTIFUL OMG The sad thing about this is that he can draw better than me…
I just downloaded this alarm ringtone where choi jin hyuk says cheesy ass things to wake me up. Im trash lmao
shootingastro:do you ever feel like eunwoo would be in the drama club and he’s so good at everything and so gentlemenly like you could really believe he’s a prince and i mean holding doors open for teachers and students, gentle smiles for the junior
dealanexmachina: leslieknope: communistcoppola: who’s next? #embarrassing And then there’s Danny DeVito: HE’S THE NOT SO TRASH MAN
I miss my old SM, man. But current SM is showing to be cool, too. He actually sat down and listened to my ideas and was happy to do it (something I loved getting to do with old SM and appreciated so much). He said we were on the same page, and I left
hxxxm: i couldn’t resist so i made two versions, i love nosebleeds and blood on faces too much although i prefer his pretty face without any scars but because he’s trash like that i’m sure he will let it scar really bad stupid space son >:C
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On a scale of one to negative eighteen, how horrible do you think Eren is at sex the first few times? Not even suggesting he wouldn’t want to have sex or anything. I’m sure he’d go into it like he’d go into anything. WITH GREAT
Leonard, one of my dogs, kept sticking his face in the bathroom trash. He wasn’t eating anything out of it, just sitting there with his head in it, I don’t know why. So I tied it up so he couldn’t do that anymore and now for the past 10 minutes
housebearsofatlanta: My straight friend always teases me when we drink cause he knows how much I love his ass lol he even let me take this pic when he was trashed
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:Rome sat in his office with his head in his hands, his mouth hanging open as blood dripped into the trash can beneath him. He was angry at Jean, but even angrier at himself. He had
papanoiz: (its a day late i know im trash) all birthday boys have to wear the crown, it is law and aoba has to take a hundred pictures, that is also law
junjoupurelove: (source) SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS A FUCKING NEW CHARACTER FOR DMMD RE:CODE???!! IS HE A NEW ROUTE????!!!!! WHY HIS SHOES ARE BLUE???!!!! I AM WHEEZING PLEASE HELP ME
peachberrylove: yakuza-trash: I’m sorry but, this needs recognition. MINK IS HELPING CLEAR MAKE A SNOWMAN IN BOTH PICTURES. Amazingly enough, he doesn’t look bothered by it at all. I would assume by his nature he would just huff and grunt and refuse
yakuza-trash: I bet Mink is that guy who tries to act like he has no fetishes, but damn he does
irl-slyblue:irl-slyblue: FUCKING JUST sly grabbing aoba’s ass and spreading him slightly as he enters, slowly, and looking over at sei, going “are you getting a good view, big brother?” and sei is all smiles because damn he’s so proud of his
Gaga Trash™
madstruggs: prettyboyshyflizzy: peacefullythoughtful: chrissongzzz: No woman who loves her man is letting this happen That’s what I am saying Wow…… Once they breakup he’s gonna regret this decision😅😭 He’s probably regretting
ohreinababyy: If he’s out here making fun of fat girls, he’s trash girl. Leave.
kingtimberlake: “I just can’t believe how hilarious he is. He showed up. He had his leotard and his pumps and his robe, and he opened it up … just letting it all hang out. I’m like, ‘OK, Justin …’ Why are his legs more beautiful than
shesnotagenius: itsreddqueen: kalliat: dear everyone who says he’s a good person he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile. He also spat on fans, and that whole disrespecting the flag incident. Calling him girly and gay is an insult to women
He was my friend.
ryanvoid: interstellardiamond: couchnap: girldwarf: heyfunniest: How to grow a man beard. he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order? you
ceshira: “You should fear me more…” I feel like if when TTG! BB found out that Raven had a crush on him. He wouldn’t stop bugging her, thinking he’s safe. I don’t think Beast boy will ever be safe. If you’re wondering, he didn’t get
mymistakesandretakes: ohscarjo: dehoppus: thisisalifeyoucantdenyus: Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot he becomes a teapot he becomes a teapot I’ve
lokibubbles: #this is why he’s such a compelling villain#it’s not because he’s misunderstood or hot or that it’s attractive to murder and destroy people#but because this was his beginning#look at the horror and the betrayal in his eyes#so he
lazykryptonian: allybearlove: peachberrylove: souleeater: babysbreathflower: sharpedos: Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I
pimpunderthemountain: careful-with-that-ass-eugene: I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
blackvassal: soulgems: I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was ugly but I smiled and told him I thought he was very handsome and he blushed and apologized for insulting me then he
teambullshitsfakefan: omgstoppp: itsreddqueen: kalliat: dear everyone who says he’s a good person he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile. Canada can take him back anytime now He can go back into his mother’s womb anytime now
l-ibellule: austin-n-oli: Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his
vampiratestakemanhatten: sweetbabycheesus: night-clowns: He’s summoning Satan or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.
postllimit: pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole he knew six
harrystylesdildo: cosbyykidd: harrystylesdildo: When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet I’ll see yall in church When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass
eridonkidonk: officialdaddyegbert: blobeggs: boxlunches: blobeggs: Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school Does he talk he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” what
the-fandoms-are-cool: leradny: videohall: Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth > Don’t give him a baby for a while. HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND
pokemoncap: fxckbeans: pokemoncap: demontadark: not-pizza: pokemoncap: RIP lil Tommy HE DIDN’T DIE RIP little Tommy RIP lil Tommy HE DIDNT DIE HE WAS RAISED BY KANGASKHAN R I P L I L T O M M Y
grypwolf: theonetruenators: atotorakku: lolsofunny: if you’re about to die, might as well try. YO oh shit he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels
sixpenceee: Saturn Devouring His Son is a painting by Francisco Goya. It depicts the Greek myth of Titan Cronus. He feared that he would be overthrown by one of his children. Because of this he ate each one upon their birth.
girlwithstethoscope:cumberbuddy:gvacamolly: petitbear: skittleoakley: Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x] When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged What a dear human being he is. THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING
himynameiszero:charlesfiasco:daveybaby:rossana:cumberbuddy:gvacamolly:petitbear:skittleoakley: Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x] When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged What a dear human being he is.
itsawond3rful-life: sincerely-harry: my baby brother was really upset so he was crying until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop Best post on tumblr omg
foulmouthedliberty: beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden
1-800-555-dick: jaaxie: jaaxie: jaaxie: i just called someone’s snake a he and he told he doesnt swing that way facebook is wild okay the straight are wild don’t get all righteous on me
babyhairbeard: majiinboo: heteroaesthetics: breezyxkae: I ain’t hear a word he said This is so evil. this is darksided, i was literally hypnotized Suddenly I can’t hear
zoecravitz: “He’s a 57 year old fuckwit. He shot – he is – he shot three people at an abortion clinic, ‘cause he was pro life. How can you be pro life and shoot someone?” – Russell Howard on the man who attacked an abortion clinic in
he-tian: “Just how long do you think this little fairy tale of yours will continue on for?”
jewlsies: ummkhayt: 3frraa: A girl and her husband are playing lips reading game with her parents, while they are playing the game they told him that he will be a grandfather. This is so cute 😭❤️ he’s about to flip the table he’s so happy
unshaped: nosdrinker: dekutree: cyberwoadie: highkeygay: oh my god STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP STOP STOp STOP STOP this white boy is he fucking twelve PLEASE STOP IT OMG
robespierrre:au where everything is kinda the same but kylo is in the resistance and still a huge shitlord. he still trashes equipment and his mom is abt one computer console away from trashing him. he’s a diplomat who is very bad at diplomacy (being
a good summary of darfin and our relationship: he just went upstairs and made me a sandwich but because I bugged him to do it he used one of the end pieces for it then flipped it over so the end piece couldnt be seen when he gave it to me so ‘I would
fats: Did y'all see Kat Von Ds Instagram about jeffree star?! Saw that shit coming a mile away. Told y'all he was trash a year ago. He’s always been problematic but I had a soft spot for him because we went to the same high school (he graduated
prayforbooty calls himself a feminist but excludes transwomen because he doesn’t like dicks. he has no conceptualization of power dynamics or why that’s fucking transphobic. please unfollow him and let him know that he is trash.
kushandwizdom: the-noble-donnanoble: head1nthestars: historicallysurgical: micdotcom: You can now add ableist to the list of Donald Trump’s prejudices. Of course, he had an excuse for his behavior instead of an apology. Trump please go lock yourself
chaotichero: “We told him it was just a kilt. He’d never worn a uniform before so he didn’t know.”“Hahaha. That is terrible…”“Hey! The girls all said he had nice legs. I did that jerk a favor.”