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Winston was one of the worst - he worked his way along the line of women, never even stopping to wipe his penis clean. By the time he came to the last of his victims his cock was dripping with cum and their combined vaginal fluids
“Hubby talked his friend into going to the lake with us. This is the friend that he said had the super fat, ridiculously THICK cock. He wanted to see me service that big dick and get fucked by it in the worst way! So, the plan was that we’d sit there
But she was the worst of all nightmares for her hubby. He wasn’t a submissive and she had break his reluctance by being even more dominant towards him. This very afternoon he had to clean her lover’s flat while he fucked his wife in their
may-i-pierce-the-all-time-veil: whatashameforidearlylovetolaugh: *cries* The worst part is is how sad he looks when he doesn’t win
family-fun-times: My dad was a teacher at my old high school, which was awkward for me growing up. He always said the worst part of his job was having detention duty, which he would be assigned to do a few months out of the year. One afternoon recently
ladynehemah: usemycum: Jen wasn’t sure why she had agreed to this, cornered in the club she had decided to fuck him when he offered her all the drinks she could want that night. He had even agreed to wear a condom so what was the worst that could
ilovethisboyfromstratford: justinbsmirror: ibieberswaggin: nardosyosef: suckmybiebs: this is me and my brother Jack. recently we found out he was diagnosed with the aids. But the worst part about it is He was raped by his history teacher Mr.Hanks.
wandxerection: Who’s got the worst temper? Harry: “Liam. Cause he always like, if he like stubs his toe, he’ll just sit there and go *urghhh*”
slut-problems: “I’ll fuck you like I hate you,” he said, “like I’m the worst asshole on Earth.”“Bring it,” I said smiling like the Cheshire Cat. “I’m going to fuck your ass into a colostomy bag,” he hissed at me, “and push
okayokayigive: eirenne-sedai: improbablenormality: isnerdy: tentooed: He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing… the fury of the Time Lord… and then we discovered why—why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had
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jackrammyz: jabberwockyface: Because this geek ought to have THE worst helmet hair in the entire galaxy. Why doesn’t he? Shout-out to my friend Joey, who, when I posed this question, responded with, “Clearly, he keeps his hair fluffy with the Force.
sageruto: the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that
blacksquares:pythagoras believed that out of all the planets earth was the worst and the further you could get away from earth the better. some guys burned down his house but he didnt lose his cool he just walked out into the woods and died
dork-empress: hansgrubr: hansgrubr: butchgender: the WORST kind of movies r the ones where the nerdy girl is in love with popular dude and he ignores her but after starting to wear make up and pretty clothes he suddenly falls in love with her hetero
femme-cutie: So my friend is dating this guy. They’ve been dating for years off and on. He’s a real jerk, and I mean a real jerk. He’s emotionally manipulative, he’s homophobic and conservative in the worst of ways, he’s just plain rude. Well
straponseduction: Forget waterboarding, strapon femdom fucking is the interrogation technique that works Sargent Scooter had steeled himself for the worst when he was captured by the enemy. He had heard rumors about interrogation techniques that
usemycum: Jen wasn’t sure why she had agreed to this, cornered in the club she had decided to fuck him when he offered her all the drinks she could want that night. He had even agreed to wear a condom so what was the worst that could happen? She followed
knifeandlighter: People suck Akira Toriyama’s dick about how great he is, but how many faces can he draw? Four, maybe five, tops? Motherfucker has the worst case of sameface since Rumiko Takahashi. why are you such a player hater bro. he drew chrono
askpeachypit: Who’s the worst guest you’ve ever had?“That would be Banana Pie! He’s a nice guy, but when he leaves, the room is filled with peels and fruit flies.”“We don’t really see too many unruly types really, though… I probably just
I think the worst part of this whole fucking thing is that last night he told me he'd be there for me and help me get better and proceeded to have sexual relations with me, only to dump me the next day.
rupertismagic: “Emma’s a pretty girl… As for who has the worst crush on her — me or Radcliffe — I’d rather not say.” “He has the nicest nature of anyone I have ever met. So down-to-earth, so solid. He’s my rock.” I don’t ship
marcobutt: I think Jean would be the worst to play video games with, every time he’s losing mario kart against marco he starts complaining about how he has a headache or how his thumb hurts or how his controller is jammed, THESE COMPLAINTS NEVER HAPPEN
lovelostboy: When we flew out to visit Grandpa I thought it was going to be the worst weekend of my life. After I went up to bed, I was shocked when Grandpa joined me. He said I was old enough to learn the family secret. He had me moaning and begging
targetwetales: I worked at a craft store the summer before college. Here are my best (and the best of the worst) moments: - A man bought 190 mason jars with lids. I asked him if this was for a wedding, or if he was making jam. He was doing neither.
whyyoustabbedme: The worst part is they dismiss his wins by using the excuse he’s on T wrestling girls. THAN LET HIM WRESTLE BOYS LIKE HE WANTS TO!!!
sardonic-grin: erwin smith is the worst snk character…can you believe he saved eren’s life twice and cleared levi’s criminal record and let him leave the corps…the nerve of that guy…he even takes full responsibility for his actions like wtf
laurdlannister-kingslayer: Not only was Zayn bamboozling us by making us think he was fine by being surrounded by british white, the known un-fine, he also got the worst solo music out of all of them. Literally I would fuck which each other their solo
benepla: benepla: benepla: episodes of spongebob where he does something out of the pureness of his heart and the person he’s doing it for becomes selfish and rags spongebob into the ground about it are the saddest episodes I FORGOT THE WORST
unknownbearing: The worst thing about the “friendzone” isn’t that some poor guy didn’t get to have sex with the girl he likes even though he’s such a nice guy, it’s that some poor girl finds out one of her friends was only trying to be close
unknownbearing:The worst thing about the “friendzone” isn’t that some poor guy didn’t get to have sex with the girl he likes even though he’s such a nice guy, it’s that some poor girl finds out one of her friends was only trying to be close
euo: “You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.” Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher
theladydefers: Happy birthday, Daddy! Almost six months ago I met this man for a drink. (Actually, he was early so he helped me break down my farmer’s market display.) I was in the middle of the worst 6 months of my life. I was pretty much at rock bottom,
liamdryden: “That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!” “BATman? Well that explains it” “What?” “Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!” “D’OOHHHHOHOHOHOOO”
aizercul: My dad watched the Reichenbach Fall with me yesterday. When it was over he said, “That is THE WORST CLIFFHANGER I’VE EXPERIENCED IN MY 50 YEARS OF LIFE.” And then he stormed out of the room.
goodishgirlx:that time i told a dom football is the worst spectator sport and he told me if it was so bad then next year he’d throw a super bowl party and i would be ~extra entertainment~ for all the men The only super bowl party I have ever had
Cyclops is the worst fucking X-Man ever. He shoot’s lasers out of his fucking eyes but how many bad guys has he ever taken out? He should be awesomer than Rogue, Storm and Colossus combined but instead he’s just this big fag that gets his
uselessparadigm: balance-is-everything: well-im-the-lord-of-time: This man honestly has the worst sense of style I’ve ever seen on a celebrity, but I wouldn’t change his closet for the world. I think he just knows he can pull anything off, so
squigglyexplosive: newtypezaku: Alton’s usually subtle when he watches a sabotage (or, in this case, an advantage) succeed or fail, so what makes this one of my favorites is how he just loses it in the middle of judging THE WORST PART WAS THAT THE
bishotas: I sense there’s something in the wind That feels like tragedy’s at handAnd though I’d like to stand by him Can’t shake this feeling that I have The worst is just around the bend And does he notice my feelings for him? And will he see
humiliationbear: He thought being fucked by so many men in the coffee shop would be the worst of the evening… he was wrong.
rogersbarnes: Bucky’s face here will forever be the worst thing in the world. He’s looking at Steve and he’s so proud of him but there’s also this look in his eyes that says “he doesn’t need me anymore, why would Captain America ever
hanzaisha-sukamu replied to your post: Max is the worst Pokemon character eve…B-b-but the Ralts episode….There are eps like that where he’s okay and I think that I maaay like him but then he pulls some crap the next ep and im like “nope
villainquoteoftheday: “[The Nordic King] was so devastated he decided his kingdom should share his pain. So he spent years harnessing dark magic, used it on the mirror and cast a spell over his entire kingdom. It made his subjects see only the worst
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