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The Best and the Worst Place for Spanking?Daddy Ron from Chicago is particularly into taking his two boys from the Northside to the Woodshed. Turns out, he’s not the only one. Online the other day, and I saw a post from Alan Schmidt about his favori
footworshippingfaggot: fagfantasyland: The worst part for Paul was that he wasn’t allowed to ever kiss or lick the shoes or feet, he was just a piece of furniture He?…..â€it†surely?  …..and since when do objects need something to rest on?
The hypnosis hangover was always the worst part of being tranced. But he knew it would pass quickly and just let go and he could do whatever he had been programmed to do. That is, as soon as he shucked off those pesky pants.
An afternoon at the beach. It was getting dark, on the way back to the parking lot, he figured, what the fuck - the worst that could happen is he won’t see her again. So, he ‘accidentally’ caught his folding chair on the waistband of
An afternoon at the beach. It was getting dark, on the way back to the parking lot, he figured, what the fuck - the worst that could happen is he won’t see her again. So, he ‘accidentally’ caught his folding chair on the waistband of his shorts
lixpex: The Muscle Nerds, part 4: My friend Rudy had the worst acne in the world, ever since he was twelve. But he had the sweetest voice ever - he always wanted to look like he was in a boy band. I went to the Serum’s website and followed their “Pretty
Sean was the worst camping buddy. Him and his two friends went into the woods, and only Sean came out! After he got drunk, his friends went to bed. He wanted to be funny, so he started tubbing his balls on one of their faces, but he liked it so much he
The worst wasn’t seeing the picture of your wife that your boss has at his home office. The worst was when he asked you, “you’ve come to accept that you’d never be able to fully satisfy her sexually, have you?”
The worst wasn’t when you licked your wife’s just fucked pussy in front of your boss, but when he asked you why you had an erection.
smeagoled: Rupert is the worst for laughing! He does it all the time. And if you ask him what he was laughing at, he goes “I don’t know.” - Matthew Lewis
smeagoled: Rupert is the worst for laughing! He does it all the time. And if you ask him what he was laughing at, he goes “I don’t know.” - Matthew Lewis I miss watching this guy. ♥
footworshippingfaggot: fagfantasyland: The worst part for Paul was that he wasn’t allowed to ever kiss or lick the shoes or feet, he was just a piece of furniture He?…..”it” surely? …..and since when do objects need something to rest on?
katiesui: There it is… Okay, rather him than it… he’s alive, he makes troubles, he’s growing (in the worst moments) He is always there… sometimes it would be better without him. But anyway, after that 18y together, he wouldn’t never wanted
werewolvesandsexfiends: The worst student in my class is this arrogant boy on the football team. He skips class, he’s disrespectful, he rarely ever does his homework, and when he does, it’s always half-assed. I’ve tried to straighten him out for
how-did-we-get-so-dark:Mike on the story behind the drum solo in Lights Out: We were in the stuido and I was like Ben, do the worst drum fill you could possible think of. Like what’s the worst thing? Like really stupid. And he just started doing that
royalblooduk: “We were in the studio and I was like Ben, do the worst drum fill you could possibly think of. Like what’s the worst thing? Like really stupid. And he just started doing that and it felt like it was never going to end and we were just
loverofpiggies: amighost: he can’t go to grillby’s because he’s a cat and the place is full of dogs he can also finally sleep at his job this is the worst thing i have ever created with my own two hands and i’d love to send it back to hell where
The procedure is already complete for this specimen here, every single process his body is capable of can be commanded right to the T. As such, he can be a powerhouse fighter, enduring the worst of injuries to keep battling, or to fulfill any of our
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terezis:Four new pages and an interview with The Beat! Justin says he’d most like to hang out with Kravitz because “he’s a good dude with impeccable style, a real sweetheart who also happens to be the Grim Reaper. When will your worst enemy die?
the-art-of-fangirling: journey’s end is literally the worst because you get this and everything is so happy and you’re like yes finally everything is going to be okay because the doctor isn’t alone and he is surrounded by friends and people that
The worst part about all this is the embarrassment. I’m embarassed, hes an idiot but he got hurt on my watch. And that’s my fault, its not right that its my fault, but its still my fault. But when i first started working here years ago nobody
We spent so much money on kitten toys and volly’s favourite things are a stick, a tin foil ball and a plastic bag.
hE’S SO ATTENTIVE TO FUCKING EVERYTHING TODAY IS THE WORST DAY,
adurot: sindri42: acapelladitty: Eddie you are literally the worst villain Like does he even hurt people or is he just shitposting in batman’s general direction? Or then there’s the War of Jokes and Riddles where he murdered someone’s kid (along
the worst part of graham and I never doing couple cosplays is now I’m going to a con as kurotetsu when he’s going as madoka. i’m a creepy robot version of a middle aged man hanging out with a twelve year old.
aspiin: The worst thing about Broken Coda is that Ichigo probably felt as broken as he did because for the two months he knew Rukia he only knew her as a strong willed women with goals and seeing her helpless and crying was so unlike her to him. Like
ceescedasticity: theoppositeofprofound: The day Sauron dragged himself back into corporeality and discovered Elrond and Celebrian had kids while he was MIA was one of the worst days of his life. He’s not scared of Galadriel is a mantra he mutters to
vanoss5ever: The aftermath of a kino lick attack! Scotty looks like he’s dead, Evan looks like he’s just experienced the worst thing ever and panda looks like he wants round two. From Kelly’s twitter. Nilkski_
infinite-atmosphere: This is my worst shit post yet. Inspired by @cyrioci ‘s salt post.
did-you-kno: The world’s worst war criminal Joseph Kony is the worst living criminal. He abducts children and hands them guns to kill other people, even their parents. He uses the girls as sex slaves. The children he abducted are called the Lord’s
The worst thing about the new Star Wars movie is that everyone in the house saw it, leaving Frisbee alone for multiple hours.When I got home he decided to follow me around and lie down against me whenever I was still for more than five seconds. When he
The worst feeling in the world is when you know you’re unwanted by someone you like or when you’re just unwanted by fucking everyone. A boy hasn’t told me he’s liked me for like 3 years. I am eating every single feeling I have
the-alley: Master loves ball torture. he loves to whip my balls or use a paddle, which I hate so very much. He also loves to to put a thick layer of icy hot on them. The worst is when he combines the two!
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Going to the ER and needing help from the nurses shouldn’t make a person feel like such an asshole :’( I feel like the biggest burden. They had to take blood and the nurse said my vein collapsed. I said I would hold the gauze so he could
He was the absolute worst kitten I’ve ever had. I used to want to get rid of him but Steve Rogers has come a long way. I never used to be able to pet him like this :)
burntlikethesun: He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing. The fury of the Time Lord. And then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he’d run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped
girlsjustwannahavefunhaus: boys are always the worst no matter what. even if u think they cool they not!!, oh u have a nice boyfriend? wrong he is also the worst thanks
marinasexual: THE WORST FEELING EVER IS WHEN YOURE SO ENTHUSIASTIC TELLING SOMEONE SOMETHING AND YOU CAN JUST PHYSICALLY FEEL THEM NOT CARING AT ALL SO YOU TRY HARDER BUT YOU JUST CANNOT GRASP THEIR ATTENTION SO YOU SLOWLY FADE OUT AND LET THEM GO BACK
sissymego: blackbeastandboibitches: Some parents would be disturbed and appalled at finding their son trying on their sister’s clothes, at finding he’s the worst sissy white boi of them all. These parents, though, can see what a profitable enterprise
isnerdy: tentooed: He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing… the fury of the Time Lord… and then we discovered why—why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind… This
I felt his thick head at my opening, and I shut my eyes to prepare for the worst. “Open your eyes,” he said as he kissed me passionately. “I want you to look me in the eyes the whole time,” he said, and I nodded. “Ahhh, ahhh,
“He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing… the fury of the Time Lord. And then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped my father in
theprofessionalwhore: whoreablejewess: theprofessionalwhore: whoreablejewess: Omg that client was the worst he had a tickling fetish he didn’t tell me about and I’m very ticklish and it was the worst time of my life That’s so fucking incredibly
He's the first one I talk to when I wake up in the morning and the last one I talk to before I close my eyes at night. He's the reason behind my smile. He's the one who sees the best in me, while others only see the worst. He's the one who was always
samwesson: Matt: Neville’s been through the worst since day 1. He’s had the school year in school, he’s been beaten and tortured by the Death Eaters. All of these (pointing to the scars) are supposed to be older wounds. Over the year he’s stood
the worst feeling is seeing him tell himself to stop, but he can’t seem to find the power to make himself..
I forgot its thanksgiving this weekend and darfin’s brother is back from university for a whole week, he is either my best friend or my worst enemy depending on his mood
remember when darfin made me a sticker chart and when I did good things I got to put my shiny stickers on until I got ten stickers for a certain prize (I also got bad ugly stickers if I did something bad and too many got me a punishment which made me
darfin wants to start training before he starts basketball soon so I decided to be his coach and yesterday we went to practice I made him stand in like 10 different spots and for every time he missed he had to do a sit-up and a push-up and he hated me
juiceboxlieny: 云栖在学校的第一天 (Yunqi’s first day at school) And he’s already tired.
marithenerd: rustbloods: my problem with taylor swift isnt that she dates lots of guys, it’s that she’s 23 years old and is still stuck in her high school phase of life where if a guy broke up with her he’s THE WORST OMG and there’s no such
constable-connor: swagmage420: semendrools: fallingdamage: Cunty (SOLD OUT) this is literally the worst thing I have ever seen He recently came out with a shirt that reads, “no fats, no fems.”He is the fucking worst “designer.” Granted,
youlookgoodlikethat: Esperanza CW “The worst illiterate is the political illiterate, he doesn’t hear, doesn’t speak, nor participates in the political events. He doesn’t know the cost of life, the price of the bean, of the fish, of the flour,
being sexually frustrated at your Professor is the fucking worst
