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the-modern-courtesan: When he pays for a dress three times more expensive than the one you had planned to buy yourself he has every right to tell you to “put that whore mouth on my balls little girl” and you comply because you are a well brought
the-fittest-feminist: thestormscrolls: no way in hell am i passing this up a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.
The latest picture from my wife’s mobile. He makes her sit like this for an hour before hurting her and raping her like he hates her - and yet she’s the one calling him for a new arrangement. Love it.
He never thought he’d be the one bent over the desk
He was her tether, the one who calmed her storms. In return he was rewarded with the treasure that was her soul.
one-time-i-dreamt: I was walking through a city at one point with my family, and out of the corner of my eye I spotted Griffin McElroy. He had a few fans who had walked up to him taking selfies with him, and I wanted to get a picture with him but I was
hharry: One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don’t than to pretend you don’t have feelings when you do. THE LOBSTER (2015)
bamf:One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don’t than to pretend you don’t have feelings when you do.THE LOBSTER (2015)dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
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targuzzler: lmaonade: he was a funnyman she was an anime blogger can i make it any more obvious? They were the only ones left after the rapture
wwewrestlingsexconfessions: I just want The Miz to continually pound me into a mattress until I cannot walk and as he climaxes he just yells “AWWWWESOME!” That would be one AWESOME fuck!!
durbikins: targuzzler: targuzzler: Nintendo should have gone all the way and made mario run around with tighty whities and one ball sticking out and flopping around Tell me you cant imagine his smooth italian testicle swinging around with every jump
weaselbusiness: One Flaming, Poisoning, Raging Sword of Doom. For fashion purposes only, of course. Head cannon: Magnus shoves all his items into one big backpack and immediately forgets they exist but Taako keeps everything he owns stashed in little
bortmcjorts: anonymous said: one/some of the ipre/bob gang going along w ango trick or treating !!! sorry i’ve loST my ability to draw multiple people at once buT here’s angus going trick or treating dressed as taako he says he’s old enough to
junjoupurelove: Ren: Imagine Aoba is a genie on a bottle. Me: omG. Ren :What if a group of men have him come out. He grants their wish on the promise that the third one will be for his release. Me: (……I think I know where this is going).
majorkimblee: i love how no one messes with avatar the last airbender. there are people who are like, wow you watch doctor who? fucking nerd. you watch anime? gosh you’re such a weirdo. you watch avatar the last airbender? oh man you know that’s
He likes to watch me play Battlefield lol. Sometimes he even “helps” by catching the floating things on the screen
The one pup, ishby, comes to my room everyday and he gets so excited that he runs up the stairs and hurls himself into my door. Chill out Ishby
the-fittest-feminist:thestormscrolls: no way in hell am i passing this up a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.
The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he’d learned: that to love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed.
The door bell rang and Mr. Crude went to see who it was. When he opened the door, there stood Penny, one of his neighbors. Before he could say “hello,” she started unbuttoning her dress.“Hey, bud!” she said very casually. “You mind if I hang
