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ukbdsm: “For Alwyn’s grandfather, who was known as “the greatest talker in the country,” used words which no one else understood, words which he did not understand, and words which do not exist, to swell a passionate theme, to confound his neighbors
preciousarchimedes: cypher-d: always-watching: youdontevencaredoyou: nurfherder: Stephen Colbert on Whose Line is it Anyway?. Yeah… mostly just: the greatest.(Also, he is really speaking German. WHAT the hell, Stephen, what CAN’T YOU DO.)
humanoidhistory: George S. Patton/George C. Scott delivers one of the greatest speeches in movie history: I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country
smurflewis: Alright children, sit down because I’m about to explain why this is the greatest thing ever: After I take this picture in Walmart, I see a little black boy run up. He’s yelling “mommy, mommy! This is the black super hero I was telling
dare2gobare: One of the greatest blow jobs ever. Super cock sucker Blue loads up on poppers to deep throat a monster cock until he gets that seed in his mouth. one of the most epic deepthroat-BJs i’ve ever seen!
downeydowneylittlestark: The greatest dark wizard, the dark lord, he who must be not named, you know who..VOLDEMORT.
filmclassics: “Gable was a great, great guy and certainly one of the great stars of all times, if not the greatest. I sincerely doubt that there will ever be another like Clark Gable, he was one of a kind” - Robert Taylor *SWOOOON*
facialcare4you: icumonfaces: a-degrader: degradingwhitewhoresnsluts: Boom! Right in her fucking eye. Getting hit in the eye with spunk is one of the greatest rewards that this idiot slut could ever receive. He should open up and spit in this dumb
Martin Dockery One of the greatest storytellers. I’ve seen him twice at the Orlando Fringe Festival, he is truly excellent
iprovidethepaint: watchtheskytonight: This man is our kind Colbert is the greatest troll. You can see everyone’s anuses unclench when he delivers the punch line.
actorsallusionpresents: seaofolives: darkarfs: Big Dave. One of the good ones. guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw himself into acting classes
janeslowwhispers: babybattersplatter: Undoubtedly the greatest feeling known to a woman. The feeling of a man’s dick, wiggling, twitching and convulsing as he empties his baby batter inside you. @beautifulbabymaking, this is the video I was looking
baakashinji: Kid: “mom, who is this ‘shinji ikari’ person you had engraved on the inside of your class ring? Was he your booooyfrieeeend?” *eva flashbacks from 2013* Me: haha no way kid. *looks off into the distance* Shinji Ikari was the greatest
basedkano: Kid: “mom, who is this ‘shinji ikari’ person you had engraved on the inside of your class ring? Was he your booooyfrieeeend?” *eva flashbacks from 2013* Me: haha no way kid. *looks off into the distance* Shinji Ikari was the greatest
iverbz: what-is-this-i-dont-even: Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a ุ late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world.
strivingking: afrikangyal: icecream-eaterrr: prettyboyshyflizzy: The Greatest This is me as hell oh shit shut em all the fuck UP ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 Muhammad Ali is very underrated for what he stood for outside the ring
thesnobbyartsyblog: chillassbill: blackoldsoul: iamchinyere: Teach the babies! this>> ay real live I had to watch this shit like 10 times. the greatest part about this is that in the eyes of white america he’d be seen as a criminal, thug,
joodanjyanaiyo: iprovidethepaint: watchtheskytonight: This man is our kind Colbert is the greatest troll. You can see everyone’s anuses unclench when he delivers the punch line. fuck, now they gotta change all the posters! XD
thorkizilla: This is it. This is the pinnacle of nerdom. This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.Never
boysnmenart: In Greek mythology, Achilles was a Greek hero of the Trojan War, the central character and the greatest warrior of Homer’s Iliad. Later legends state that Achilles was invulnerable in all of his body except for his heel. As he died
Nils-Udo (born 1937) is a Bavarian artist who has been creating environmental art since the 1960s when he moved away from painting and the studio and began to work with and in nature.Even if I work parallel to nature and only intervene with the greatest
twerkin-in-the-snowflakes: sleepwonk: this is the greatest thing since sliced bread Why the hell does he have a big ass raccoon tho
schmemy: Possibly the greatest moment of my entire life. He didn’t hear us. The windows were up. So clearly the only explanation is that his nerd heart resonated with our own nerd hearts. Believe it.
starsdontfadeaway:videohall:Jenga Cat> I love the thousand yard stare before he says “f—- this game.”> I was so eagerly expecting the cat to go all Godzilla on that jenga tower in those last seconds.> this is still one of the greatest videos
traggots:“Does The Way Christians Use Capitalized He/Him For God Count As A Neopronoun” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
brook: i think the greatest piece of dramatic irony i’ve ever experienced is the torture scene in MGS3 where volgin is shouting about a spy who he can’t find when literally everyone in the room except him is a spy
just-shower-thoughts: I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain until I find the greatest barber in the world
lurkerguy: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. my fave movie! jus got done shooting quotes back n forth w/ my lil sis….
bignasty-savage:Sucking his dick should get you wet AFIf you do it right, he is at your mercy. Feeling him writhe and grow and hearing him moan because of me is one of the greatest turn ons. The control you have, the time and care you could take making
thesnobbyartsyblog: mishasminions: ink-n-severedties: toteardown: cratenculture: One of the TRUEST things I’ve ever came across. Always reblog. Wow THIS IS THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN Tyler Durden speeches were from the heart. He didn’t
jamandstuff: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist
brahmstoker: “Woman does not emerge from a man’s rib’s, not ever, it’s he who emerges from her womb.” — Nizar Qabbani one of the greatest lies of patriarchy is claiming framing the father as the lifegiver (via lilacmeadow)
shemaleplusplus: jaynelovesdick: clothedfemalenudebisexualmen: I bet that tastes good !! do you understand why i will never let your little tiny thing fuck me again Fucking David is the greatest thing in the world, so when he told me that the only
archatlas: The Art of Hiroshi Yoshida Hiroshi Yoshida was a 20th-century Japanese painter and woodblock printmaker. He is regarded as one of the greatest artists of the shin-hanga style, and is noted especially for his excellent landscape prints.
mnwood: have i ever told y’all about the greatest moment of my academic career i was a freshman in college and i had this history teacher who was ~edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor was off the charts and he was the first teacher i ever
jade-is-bi-and-ready-to-die: actorsallusionpresents: seaofolives: darkarfs: Big Dave. One of the good ones. guys batista is honestly one of the greatest human beings alive ude Dave Bautista cried when he got the role of Drax in GotG and then threw
untitledrubbish: ewoksoup: excessivegains: astorytotellyourfr1ends: capekalaska: my future marriage this is the greatest thing I have seen The perfect relationship Me. All. Day. Every. Day. I love the look on his face. Like he wants to be damn
watch-that-man: David Bowie 1947 - 2016 Today we mourn the loss of the greatest singer, performer, actor, songwriter, and innovator ever to fall to earth. He once said, “As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And
hahawellthisisawkward: dreambigkidrauhl: 1-800-hipsters: thebieberdrug: That moment when Justin realises he stroked his Dick infront of the whole world. This will forever be the greatest thing on Tumblr. still reblogging… the notes haahahaha
reynoldsrap9533: Shinichiro Watanabe has to be on of the greatest anime directors ever. He has created some of the greats. Gotta love all five of these; Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Kids on the Slope, Space Dandy, and Terror in Resonance
quadrophenicdream: Echoes, Live At Pompei (1971)- Live at Gdansk, 2008 The blend of his (Rick) and my voices and our musical telepathy reached their first major flowering in 1971 on Echoes. In my view all the greatest PF moments are the ones where he
chibicosmos: Because joining the greatest assassination squad in the village is pretty much like the first day of school. And he’s so fucking polite and adorable, holding his little weapon and box of other mass murdering fun.
intenx: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn’t exist - Charles Baudelaire
when i went to disney world my sophomore year with my high school band we were in the center part thing where the parade starts and i ran up to frozone and he grinded on me. i must say, that was one of the greatest moments in my entire life.
starsdontfadeaway:videohall:Jenga Cat> I love the thousand yard stare before he says “f—- this game.” > I was so eagerly expecting the cat to go all Godzilla on that jenga tower in those last seconds. > this is still one of the greatest
