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Pick-Up Lines Hyper-Masculine StyleCalvin did his best to put on a friendly smile, but he had just spent the best part of fifty thousand dollars ensuring that his new face would piss the pants out of a hardened UFC fighter.The best he could do was an
The best way for him to fuck my throat. I love feeling it slide deep down inside me, as he fucks my throat balls deep.
ditzydolls:I was so happy for my sister. Not only was she getting married, but she was getting married to like, the best guy in the world!Tommy was the greatest. He was super smart, and a total stud, and he had like, the best cock in the whole world.
Best Of Bromance: dear bob... '...do[es] [he] remember the time..."
He is so sexy for a geek. Heard they fuck the best…
he"s the best <333
best-of-funny: izzielosthermind: stabla: if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that
I don’t think I’ve talked about how cool my pets are. They’re super cool. The dog’s name is Amber and she’s the best. The cat’s name is Alex and he’s a dick, but he’s also the best.
The best part about this is that he’s clearly been spanked as well!
The best part is that he rubs his little cock over her legs…so immensely pathetic
best-of-funny: roachpatrol: he-put-the-ass-in-cas: jackfrostftw: mummymuscles: Too funny not to reblog this is almost every single possible reaction omf EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YEAR ok but that one lady is really well trained though look how
rottenwasp: “I can’t be his father and his best friend. He needs you.” <3
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the-goddamn-doomguy: I’m ready for Freddy, but is he and his crappy friends ready for ME?! Someone make this a mod and I’ll play this game
kunstlerer: doing this made me realize i suck at designing fighters but im willing to try my best for Magnus
rabdoidal:i spent all afternoon doodling Avi and my best friend doesn’t remember who he is
evitcani-writes: lemonorbs: He’s doing his best I love this???
spacecadetmaya: Thank you @transaizawa for donating to my Ko-fi! Here’s your big beefy boy doing what he loves best…. holding a dog! Like my art? Buy me a ko-fi! (seriously I drink a lot of coffee you are literally buying me coffee, feed me friends)
sailorstoner:fluidfluorite:brandieblaze: aeon-fux:silkarth:unskinny:Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than
The best laid plans of mice and men…or magpie…often go awry. Especially when they’re half-assed and really ill-advised. And Raul is a mechanic, not a carpenter, so I doubt he can do much (or care much) about a wooden sled. Fullview
He is the f*cking best
the-best-of-funny:balfies:gnomehat1:Is this a pug in a rug he looks so wise X
wannabepreggo: My principal thought the best thing about the angle was how he got to watch my ass jiggle while he fucked me. But I knew the best thing was that he wasn’t going to get to shoot off without sending it all right where I wanted it.
wilwheaton: In the early ‘80s, Pablo Escobar was at the top of his game. He was the richest man in Colombia, he had the family he had always dreamed of, and he was supplying 80% of the world’s cocaine via the Medellín drug cartel. The best part
fuckyeanba: I agree that Dwyane Wade has lost some of the explosiveness that led many to believe he was one of the best players—if not, the best player—in the game during his first title season with Shaq, but he’s still able to add a little oomph
broken-down-sluts: The moment his wife left the house, he was texting his little slut to come visit him… And the best thing about her? No matter what he made her do, or what he put her through, the next time he saw he she’d still look just as innocent,
he’s probably one of the best people ever created
foshoitsnikki: He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
buudove: erwin smith + chuck norris jokes end up strangely true
he-wants-the-doitsu: when your best friend ships your NOTP
thebestoftumbling: Puppy trying to go down stairs for the first time.
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reachmouse: kelcrocker: sweaterkittensahoy: lextempus: Best thing about Colbert is that when he nails it, he nails it. I feel like Colbert is one of the best examples of religious you can ever get. He’s Catholic. He’s one of 11 kids. He teaches
Only the chosen can enter the Zone. At first I thought he might be able to, but I was wrong. I’ll admit he’s good. He’s very close to the five of us.But he’s no prodigy. He’s good, but he’s only the best an ordinary man can be.No
the-best-of-amateur: celticcatecums: Wish he’d fuck me already http://celticcatecums.tumblr.comSubmitted pics posted earlier.
uncensoredpleasure: He knew it was wrong. He knew that innocent game of strip poker with your best friend had gotten out of hand and he’d seen it coming from the moment he saw your best friend’s dick and started imagining it inside him…still he
he always made the best faces haha
thebadwolf: One day you meet the Doctor, and of course, it’s the best day ever. It’s just the best day of your life. Because, because he’s brilliant, and he’s funny, and mad, and best of all, he really needs you.
the only thing about working morning shifts that i miss is seeing rick howard every day.
someone stole your tiara;
hoppusfarm: “He’s my best friend and I’m sure he’ll always be my best friend. He’s the first person that I think when I find out something that happens, he’s the first person I want to call and tell him about it.” Mark Hoppus “We were
he looks like the best kisser ever .
ksuwbi: umfag: koela: shapelessinthedark: kevrudd: ivyjanes: alex turner winning a brit he looks so pleased luv u, u cocky bastard never fails to turner me on Omfg the guys clap! a haha
the-1975-pics: Matty with my best mates phone @ Cambridge xxx
I had the very best sex last night, I always say that but like im normally like a LETS JUST FUCK person but this time it was slow and kissy and I think I died 5 times
😂 he’s the best
reachmouse:kelcrocker:sweaterkittensahoy:lextempus: Best thing about Colbert is that when he nails it, he nails it. I feel like Colbert is one of the best examples of religious you can ever get. He’s Catholic. He’s one of 11 kids. He teaches SUNDAY
the-wet-confessions: when you can’t decide which ones he’ll like best
ibe-demented: She was the best thing the best thing he ever had. She was the prettiest thing in an ugly town. He switched from rum to whiskey. And Bang Bang he shot her down. Bang bang he shot her down.
cuckyjeff: This is the best way to start every day, and the best way to end it as well. Every man should commit to pleasuring his woman as best as he can, with whatever he’s got that will get her off.
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he-calls-me-kitten: graffeti: whoever videoed this or whatever mustve died laughing this is literally the best gif on tumblr.
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bratcandy: If you *know* your pussy is going to be the best he’s ever tasted (fucked too) & will ever taste (fuck too) & he knows your pussy is gonna be the best he’s ever & will ever have then when the time comes to grind that pussy