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Look at this big hard dick you stupid bimbos. Look how horny you’re getting just thinking about sucking on it. I bet you’d feel so lucky if he let you drink his cum. You’d better grow your tits and lips out really big if you think he&rsq
tinyfrightenedanimals: So we basically just live on the bed bc our house is stupid and we don’t have room for a couch and anyway when I’m sitting on the bed near the edge and he is walking in the room I always make him come over so I can grope at
girlgirlexperiment: Sheralyn’s stupid boyfriend would not go down on her, even though he demanded blow jobs. So I told her, “What if I go down on you and we film it to make him jealous?” I was surprised how into the idea she was. So, we did it!
glitter–bomb: So I showed this to my coworker (who is also an esthetician) and I have never seen someone cringe so hard in my life. I thought she was gonna keel over by the time he did his armpit (she was like “NO DON’T DO THAT ARE YOU STUPID
adinadivine: nopussyforlosers: She knows your wife is a slob. Look at the picture tributes from this loser. He knows his wife is a slob. I know it too and I tell him so he feels stupid.
People have actually been injured doing this, so PLEASE don’t try it at home. The text will be familiar to those who remember the stupid cop from Scary Movie 2, who made this vacuum scene a sort of running gag. He said the same thing when he got
Yes, honey! Doctors say he won’t outlive his cancer… I’m so happy! By the way, do you like my new underwear? Not like my stupid husband, so! As a good wife, I took the trouble today to go to hospital to show him the lingerie I’ve
wifedatepics: Honey, Bill called and had to see me during lunch today. His stupid GF had not blown him in a week so he really needed me. Please dont be mad about me taking off my wedding ring… I said OK as long as you got a video.You know how he gets
blasianxbri: dokuromitsukai: connuh: I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE I WISH YOU COULD HA VEH EARD HOW HARD I WAS FUCKING HOWLING OH YK GOD im cyring so am I the only one that thinks this is stupid as fuck or….? & i’m wondering if he can
whore-beater: Just a fucking hole I might be worthless and stupid, and not a person, but I am still His. It brings me so much comfort to realize that. I am nothing without Him. He gives my existence meaning. I love Him so much for that.
fcsdtrmntn: So I present the new young candy but like wine he will age…so let’s get it Robert Nkemdiche….Got to appreciate a brother who has nice lips, hella physique, good print, great tattoos….yep….some chick at Ole Miss gonna be triple stupid
yummytomatoes: Gamzee peels you off him a little, and he tugs on your hair so that you are looking up at him sightlessly. “Aw, girl, I never acted stupid,” he breathes. “You’re just MOTHERFUCKING BLIND.” The Serendipity Gospels fanart doodles
cuckoldla:My stupid brother screws by boyfriend just to piss me off. Ok WHO is this top? He’s featured a few videos down too and I gotta say…even with those tats..he’s pushing my pussy…uh…I mean my buttons! So anyone know?
santaeklaus: ravyeon: hongbin you’re so UFCKING STUPID HE’S LOOKING RIGHT AT IT ur fuckin grounded kiddo hyuk’s face like “damn son, he gon get it”
hxxxm: i couldn’t resist so i made two versions, i love nosebleeds and blood on faces too much although i prefer his pretty face without any scars but because he’s trash like that i’m sure he will let it scar really bad stupid space son >:C
nainsoo: sigh, I’m still struggling through this stupid block. I feel like I can’t draw anything anymore. Anyway, someone flushed the toilet while Frederick was in the shower, so he PISSED. Too bad he’s not Sol yet and can’t handle the heat HURR.
you know, if all freeza had to do was train for four months and he’d be stronger than Majin Boo and Cell and capable of keeping up with an infinitely stronger Goku, then why does that plot point make my blood boil so bad. It’s so fucking stupid DBZ
kaijuno:Ben Shapiro is a stupid twerp* who’s wrong about everything but superficially good at arguing. We’re better off ignoring him, but sometimes he’s just so wrong you have to talk about it so here, unfortunately, is one of his tweets: Yeah it’s
shujinkakusama: So this needs to get in my house. But he’s stupidly expensive. But he needs to get in my house. Sobbu. What if I could make money with art/jewelry/something, what if.
kousseii: kousseii: my friends told my teacher about my crush on oikawa so he added his name to every slide so I would pay attention omg i woke up to this stupid post going around and idk if anyone cares for an update but a few days after i walked
summerscaptions: “I’m going to make you so fucking stupid,” Johnny breathed in Meg’s ear. “You’re going to forget everything except how to be a fucktoy,” he murmured as he thrust into her again, with long, smooth, slow strokes.
nishinoikawa: kousseii: kousseii: my friends told my teacher about my crush on oikawa so he added his name to every slide so I would pay attention omg i woke up to this stupid post going around and idk if anyone cares for an update but a few days
lemondifficult: televice: apiphile: theteratophile: I am shit scared of Americans. Jon looks so fed up and so tired. This poor man turns up on my dash all the time and he appears to just spend his time trying to point out all the stupid people in
Code Geass is so fucking stupid and I love it so much.Too tired for real comments but.Shirley?Aren’t you dead?I feel like you were dead.Why aren’t you dead?Why are you making me feel things?SUZAKU’S CAT. HE HAS HIS CAT. THEY REMEMBERED HIS CAT.CATLELOUCH
that-stupid-tardis-sound:there’s a rly loud overconfident kid in my class who makes snarky remarks and jokes at everybody and he doesn’t do that to me so i was like “what’s the deal man do you hate me or something i wanna be included” and he
My husband had a ramp from a Bradley slam onto his head because stupid idiot up front didn’t clear. So now the medic has to watch my husband at work and make sure he’s going to be okay. He doesn’t have a concussion or anything thankfully
ileftmyheartinwesteros: My husband had a ramp from a Bradley slam onto his head because stupid idiot up front didn’t clear. So now the medic has to watch my husband at work and make sure he’s going to be okay. He doesn’t have a concussion or anything
Today’s the day we’re leaving. I’ve been up all night so I can sleep today and drive tonight. Nick wants to leave as soon as he can sign out so if they’re going to be stupid about this and not let him sign out til Saturday then
bagmilk: rnisandrists: im so mad. he didnt mess up at all. that stupid bitch he sexted and sent nudes to in confidence messed up. they unverified him are you fucking kidding me
oma-shu: #omg the cabbage guy makes me so sad. all he wants to do is sell his cabbages but the stupid gang keeps coming around and smashing his shit up. to make things worse nobody wants to buy his cabbages ‘cause he keeps wiping his dirty face all
ziamasf: omglook at this bright piece of sunlook at that stupid cute smilelook at this giggly happy cutie omzlOOK HOW FUKCING ADORABLE MY TINY BBY ANGELLISTENNN HE IS HAPPY !!!! GO ZAPPINESS!!! I FEEL SO ALIVE :’) If he’s happy, I’m happy.
slightlypsychic: “Chris Hemsworth’s character in Ghostbusters was so useless! He was stupid and he was just there as eye-candy for the female audience! And he was the only male lead character!” Dear haters: Does it bother you when the only lead
monkeysaysficus: sir-hathaway: sir-hathaway: the “he’s mega cute but i’m not going to make the first move because i’m mega shy and stupid” ordeal. and then the “so instead i’ll keep liking his posts and selfies and i hope he recognizes
dragonageconfessions: Confession: When I romanced Solas and he offered to remove my tattoos, I went ahead and said yes, because I didn’t care. I forgot I had removed my eyebrows because they looked stupid with the tattoos. So he left me heartbroken
mallorytoyourmickey: Dean looks so god damn proud, not only of his dressing of Sam, but of his stupidly funny awesome outfit. OMG he’s is busting with how excited he is that he had a reason to buy these clothes. If Dean would have been a normal kid
thebadhalfofsatan: “Vincent Van Gogh used to eat yellow paint because he thought it would fill him with happiness. Many people thought he was mad and stupid for doing so because the paint was toxic, never mind that it was obvious that eating paint
dummieblondie: Girls, My BF just admit that he just trick me while saying that i am totally so clever and stuff….. i have started to think i am really stupid these days….. he told me that “you seems to have some cells between your ears just when
properfaggot: Stupid twunk faggot is has never felt so alive, so fulfilled, so complete, so horny. He will never look back.
naran-ja: dirtbaglady: bellaxiao: that’s what you get for denying the existence of racism ??? What happened? Wayne said BLM doesn’t concern him because he’s got white people filming him so clearly he’s made it? And he thinks it’s stupid
mynameisjustemmegoddammit: wendycorduroy: tinyearthnymph: sunflorite: i didn’t read Paper Town but what i got from the trailer is that Cara gets some boy to do stupid/rude shit and vandalism and calls it living and he wants pussy so bad he chases
trainingsissylucy: Hi everyone! Sorry I have been a bad sissy and have not posted in a while. I was acting like a stupid bitch and Sir had to punish me by not letting me talk to him. I am so lucky he is giving me another chance! To start, he had me lock
breeyn:eloquentmydear:Lucius was so firmly in Stede’s corner with his relationship with Ed, always getting Ed to see how stupid he was being and how he was hurting Stede, demanding better of him for his friend. And every time, he watched Ed make
inpraiseofallblackmen: I like at the end you can see this girl is in so much awe and respect for her man, that when he needed to take a close look at her pussy, he actually had to tell her “I’m not going to smack it, stupid”.
aliensabductingaliens replied to your post: regardsbree replied to your post: my first time… then he clearly doesn’t agree with the female gender. that’s so fucking stupid. I can’t articulate it. PRECISELY WHY I’M ANNOYED. HE DOESN’T
lavenderubies: famatah: lavenderubies: famatah: lavenderubies: famatah: fuck I just saw my tattoo artist as I was driving home from work why is he so cute with his stupid face and longer hair and tattoos stupid dumb goddamnit one of us clearly
izaaclahey-deactivated20150622: It’s a fucking stupid m e s s e d up world. I’ve got my God. He speaks to me every day. Some things I can’t just work out, so I leave them be. Okay? Even if I think they are wrong. Because one day I know he’ll
valerya-s: Vincent Van Gogh used to eat yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him. Many people thought he was mad and stupid for doing so because the paint was toxic, never mind that it was obvious that eating paint couldn’t
burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:losethehours:moriartysskull:He’s totally outraged by the stupidity of the question. It’s so funny.His snark is showing.He never puts up with sexism in any form and I love it.
johnsegbert: THIS IS STUPID - so there’s this stupid kid in a slimer t-shirt standing in his bedroom, and it’s his birthday, right? and you don’t know how, but he and his friends are eventually going to give you the best adventure of your life.
trashboat:shubbabang:so my mom told me to go look at facebook and see what my uncle posted and HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO EVEN “what if he needs to go somewhere”he doesn’t need to go anywhere
dulynotedart: So uh… I have a stupid big crush on @kihuotter’s Coop He might be short but he’s huge!! And he can spot me at the gym, that’s a big plus
kuueater: I feel so bad for the actor who played the cigarette metaphor dude. He was just doing his job and he is now a symbol of stupid bullshit.
vistakai: Like I can GUARANTEE YOU that sousuke fell back from the group on purpose just so he could make his stupid brooding tough-guy entrance. you want to know where sousuke is? Probably waiting in the bushes outside, thinking about how cool he’s
death-420:death-420:Ben Shapiro looks like a poached egg and has a chin so weak like he’s only built to eat soft fruitHe gives off a wet toilet paper vibe…. He’s like a shitty batman villain that got his stupid powers when he fell into
