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When his piano tutor offered to use hypnosis to help Blake with his playing, the young musician never dreamed he would improve so much, so quickly–or why he was ever so stupid as to wear clothes while practicing in the first place. His next recital
totallytransformed: Ellie felt so stupid. A few weeks ago, the man who was now powdering her bottom was one of her low-level employees. Now he was her new daddy. Helpless, she sucked on her pink pacifier as he hoisted her legs higher in the air
impregfetish: It was a hobby of his - to breed. Teens were his main target. They were so easy to persuade. So gullible. So stupid. This one was no different from the rest. She told her parents he was her ‘tutor’ because she was falling behind in
privatefamilytime: Him My sister is so nice to me, taking care of me on the nights my date leaves me with blue balls. Her My brother is so stupid - doesn’t he realize I’ll take care of him every night? Why does he need to bother dating?
I Hate Brineary because he’s an asshole and sticks to it very well like gum in someone’s hair! <3 Like God he’s so annoying and too OP’ed! I blame his shit eating grin. (I actually love him of course DI. Stupidly it was inspired by the recent
xekstrin: ecdysozoa: adriofthedead: taschaface: abloodymess: that tree isn’t high enough stupid! He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3 me as a bat I’m in love with this bat “fuck it, good enough.”
"he’s gotten so stupid he forgot how to swim….“
tygmaker: 1800ringgold: I will reblog this until the stars burn out…… white people are very brave when it comes to terrorizing black children who do not have the power to fight back. and are very surprise when someone comes to their defense.
justcuminside: “Now he’s going to cum inside you…” I could hear her saying the words, but I didn’t comprehend what she had said until I felt the first splash of his thick semen inside me. It was so risky, so stupid, so dumb to let my best friend’s
Just another installment of “Garnet very confidently thinks she knows more about human culture than she actually does”
ecdysozoa: adriofthedead: taschaface: abloodymess: that tree isn’t high enough stupid! He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3 me as a bat I’m in love with this bat
You know he brought it up at work today?(Because it’s not something I’m keen on to bring things up like that and demand answers or make things awkward…so left it to him to do if he felt like it…sorry)He worded as *I* am the one who canceled on
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD
catsuggest: I showed this photo to a coworker once, and she said, “Oh, he’s so majestic!” I said, “Yes, that photo is very misleading.” This is my mom’s incredibly stupid cat, Cosmo. We love him very much, but he’s a weird dude. 1. One
giveamanagame: captainjamestklrk: MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE
foxxy34: chubbydog69: thecubhouse: mil88: beargasm: This cum shot is SOOO hot He is fucking stupid. Leave that all cum shot n not eat it. Wow i wish i was there to clean all that cum Not stupid, I let it shoot on cam, so you are able to see how
why are you doing this cat? okay so i gave the ginger one a bit of wool to play with ON THE FLOOR and he keeps bringing it back to play with next to me… so i can’t even start knitting because he’s like ‘OOooOOh i’m here
captainjamestklrk: MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
I want a cute boyfriend that would do PalletShipping cosplay sex with me. I would even dress up as Gary just so he could be Ash. Also early in the morning I want a boyfriend that knows how horny I sometimes get in the mornings when I’m waking
dandypatinkin: HE IS SO PROUD AT LANDING THAT STUPID JOKE THOUGHWHICH HE WROTE DOWNAND PROBABLY PRACTICED IN ADVANCE TO MAKE SURE HE’D GET IT RIGHT FIST BUMP, SELF. NAILED. IT.
papa-noiz: i bet when noiz is stressed or concentratin really hard on something, he’ll bounce his leg really really fast whenever aoba brings attention to it though he’ll notice it and stop but one day aoba’s watching him bounce his leg fast enough
hipster-iwaizumi: okay but headcanon time: when oikawa was little and found out he had to wear glasses he cried so much because he didn’t want to look stupid in glasses until iwaizumi told him that he looked good in them (he looks good in anything
Izu and Triss, both too big to fit into the bed individually, so they will most definitely fit together.
artnmxlanin: blkoutqueen: hersheywrites: aintralph:theamazonparagon:Niggas are stupid.SO STUPID Is this who I’m standing on the front lines for? This gave me heartburn He can’t eem spell tho.. But…..if that’s his profile picture,
cursemydelasoul: blahktina: sirblackjackvonswankenhaussen: jazn: thewonderyears: Everyone is fucking stupid He looks so done This man just seems to be done with everyone’s general shit on a most regular basis. why isn’t he running for president?
spicy-vagina-tacos: panerasexual: men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny one time my ex was tryna get me back and he was all “you know I think you’re stupid attractive” and I was like “no shit because I am” and he got so personally
manasaysay: jazn: thewonderyears: Everyone is fucking stupid He looks so done Did he… did he just…. ….blame black people for slavery? “Well you had killed us all, maybe slavery wouldn’t have happened. So it’s all your fault.”
luckyluckygengar: “Public vibe” punishment is when a boy is hypnotized to wander around outside, plugged and vibed. He will giggle and drool idiotically, so stupid that the constant low buzz is completely hilarious to him. He will stupidly giggle
brownglucose: giveamanagame: captainjamestklrk: MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS
himeyuka: reneemichelle11: jazn: thewonderyears: Everyone is fucking stupid He looks so done He is 1,000,000,000% done. He’s been doing this show for almost 19 years and was probably done from the very first week.
qrimodal: nge: kabuto is so stupid he adjusts his glasses with his finger on the lens he probably has 300 finger prints on them how can he even see with his ninja info cards
blueandbluer: xekstrin: ecdysozoa: adriofthedead: taschaface: abloodymess: that tree isn’t high enough stupid! He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3 me as a bat I’m in love with this bat “fuck it, good enough.” He has a low
feelsguy: methed-up-samurai: death-drive-128: methed-up-samurai is a funny dude until you remember that he shamelessly does meth 24/7 and likely steals shit from people he knows so he can pay for his addiction. What kind of stupid ass shit is that
I remember a couple months ago there was this homeless guy sitting at a train station on the ground. I had a few dollars in cash on me, so I gave it to him. and he didn’t even look at me. he didn’t say thanks. he just took it and acted like
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
colachampagnedad: colachampagnedad: thisiselliz: he looks so happy he look like he using every ounce of his strength to prevent his dick from getting stupid hard and ripping thru those sweatsfuck, her booty rubbin against my di-…hol up, is that..is
I know him, though. I know his heart, and I know what he wouldn’t do to hurt me. But I didn’t realize that feeling so confident, feeling so great about myself and then it just be completely shattered. By one thing. By something so stupid. But then
jadorececexo: colachampagnedad: thisiselliz: he looks so happy he look like he using every ounce of his strength to prevent his dick from getting stupid hard and ripping thru those sweats When you finally bag ya crush
sometimes I dont deserve darfin, im sad because finally he had a weekend off and it was supposed to be nice so we were gonna go on the date that ive been waiting for but now my stupid work that never schedules me put me on all weekend + monday (his only
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impregfetish: It was a hobby of his - to breed. Teens were his main target. They were so easy to persuade. So gullible. So stupid. This one was no different from the rest. She told her parents he was her ‘tutor’ because she was falling behind in high
what-a-joice: I love how he always looks bitchy whenever he talks to someone, with that stupid ass smile of his… but when Marco’s talking to him he’s so surprised, it’s like he’s thinking ‘Really? Someone actually think I’m good at this?’
sickandtwistedisback:I was naughty and Daddy wasn’t happy….I didn’t do what he told me to do right away and I was disappointing…so I was told to do this and say sorry. So I’m super duper sorry Daddy, I didn’t mean to be so stupid. I’ll get
