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fripperiesandfobs: themauveroom: edwardthecaresser: vintagepug: 100TH POST Duke of York (later George V) who appears to have dressed up his pug as Queen Victoria Granny would most certainly not be amused. He looks so pleased with himself.
He is not  the Superman, but he is equally sensual and also tormented by the ghost of  the weakening and pain. His kryptonite is  the fire and the heat, as deadly for him as the kryptonite is for the Superman. Namor, the Naked Hero. His pain and weakne
He’s not a man, he’s a horny sissy slut!
He does not need opium. He has the gift of reverie. ~Anais Nin [Boom Suicide]
He tries not to show it, but I know he’s scared of losing me …So, after every date with my boss I kiss him, cuddle him close, and whisper into his ear, “you are the best hubby - and cuckold - a wife could wish.”
iceturner: #7: http://smittygir4.tumblr.com/ see guys ,i’m getting work done… I think :c Awww cute ^^ smitty getting kisses.. he got a lot so far 0.0 Awesome job on this Iceturner, thanks a bunch for drawing smitty out,he looks really cute ^.^ Happy
Still no SD card, so here’s some more pictures of my sexy friend Giovanni. Many people actually asked for more of him, and yet he still hasn’t made a tumblr of his own like the buttface he is. o3o
str0ng3rbrit: jxntry: relahvant: wewewe-soexcited: He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy
flyypizza: nobodyontheice: crystal-poison: “An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to
Most boys and girls in their schooldays argued about sex, but there was always one important thing that a boy knows to be true, but never would admit to the girls.That deep down, he knew that if he was anywhere near as open minded as girls, and allowed
Happy Canada Day!In honour of the occasion, I decided to share this wonderful song, because it’s almost impossible for me to listen to it without laughing hysterically.(Warning for fatphobia, though. It’s not exactly without its faults…)
He can’t, he’s not as flexible as Fox, lol.
“He’s not getting rekt. He’s getting MAD!” -none of my friends ever, 2015
I don’t think I’ve talked about how cool my pets are. They’re super cool. The dog’s name is Amber and she’s the best. The cat’s name is Alex and he’s a dick, but he’s also the best.
My brother declared war when he creeped up behind me and put ice cubes down my shorts. (-_-)
My teacher left my phone a voicemail asking why "my bitch ass" couldn't come to school today..
My classmate did not just ask my young cute korean Geometry teacher if he had a tumblr omg and i accidentally flew a paper airplane into his butt earlier /CRYING/
ifuckinglove Eun Taek ohmygoshh he’s just such a sweet person and then he’s there for Bora and Hong sul wow
dealanexmachina: leslieknope: communistcoppola: who’s next? #embarrassing And then there’s Danny DeVito: HE’S THE NOT SO TRASH MAN
@fenicore: HEy fuzz, how’s it goin’? Me: Woah, uh… not ba– why is… is that a camera? @fenicore: Shh. He’ll hear you!Me: Who…? It’s just the two of us.@dollie-cd: … . .
He is not hot. He is CUTE! @.@
He is not shirtless, but he is cute. Don’t ask me why.
kyoukan: knifeandlighter: Tenten doesn’t suck, well she does, but it’s not her fault, Masashi Kishimoto is just shit at writing characters. So if it can’t be directly connected to Sasuke or Naruto, well, he’s just plain fucking lost. I see
mydeadgirlfriend: no!!!!!!!!!!!!! not this agaim He Is Beautyful
askpharaoh: L-love…what are you going on about. Shoo anon shoo. 8| {{ Yeah, so boobcanon. brb laughing oh god I only just remember that again }}
he-gassen:he-gassen:!!!!!!! URGENT !!!!!!!! PLEASE SPREAD THIS !!!!!!!Guys, a mutual friend just posted this status update after beating her cat until it stopped moving. She has been bragging about abusing this sweet little rescue, and it needs to be
hufflepuffletardis: scumsucking-roadwh0re: dracosliquidluck: George was going to celebrate Harry’s ”Resurrection” with Fred, so he turned around. But then he realised that his twin was dead and that there was nobody to talk with. STAHP
Invasion (closed rp for Luckied)
luxuriamordens: Jean: “Why do you care if I’m alone or not?” He asked blankly, keeping his back to her. “I don’t have anyone, I told you that,” Jean muttered out, turning his head slightly to look down at her. There was a
hitchdreyses: Okay so I’m looking at the snk art of them as kids right? and I see Jean’s art of him as a kid and I can’t help but think that he’s crying because he got bullied When you think about this it starts to make sense why Jean was
The Miracle Alchemist
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:Jean struggled harder as Rome continued to kiss him, not going to let this man take control of him. Not like this and not out there. Panting against the strength that kept him pinned to the hard floor, the blond
its-not-raining: Roy withdrew his right hand from Havoc’s collar for a moment, only to thrust his fist right into the man’s face with an enraged cry, letting out all his frustrations - not only over being unable to have Maes, but his inability to
hipsterclintbarton: MCU MemeEight Characters[6/8] Pietro Maximoff
harkness-and-sparrow: crimsonclad: five-boys-with-accents: Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever. One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited
theasterkid: letmeprosper: definedmelanin: missseriallover: ogxayxay: youngharlemnigga: foreverpruned: cristicalle: Dude said he doesn’t want his best dressed day in a casket 👏👏 Make a fucking move it will make my fucking day There is
youdrathermakeithard: capitan-amazing: writeinblack: Not only did he do it, it was a pothole in the street and he aint come close to slippin! *salute* NoLa is a different kind of place. No place like it on earth
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He's not ready for the next if he's still replying to the ex
My one best friend does this thing where he yells “ghost ride the whip” when he makes a sharp/dangerous/illegal turn and I’m like THATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS, silly white boy. But it cracks me up
He will not see the light of day till he’s fully trained And she will be a well trained sissyboi in heels
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: somepretty-things: sunsetsandserotonin: amysphoenix: ughwenz: Get rid of your boundaries and the universe is yours. i know i reblog this a lot but fuckin look at it when did he change his t shirt??? you need to get rid
polluxhale: He should’ve been dead, but instead here he was laying in a back room at the clinic, hooked up to an IV to replenish lost fluids and feeling like a bit of an idiot at this point. Keyal had rescued him and managed to get him to safety
uncomfortablecucumber: This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.
I love how when Kageyama did that dump shot, everyone's just like:
printed-in-gold: titytwochainz: kimkanyekimye: NEW VIDEO: Kanye was asked to sign some Yeezys and he replied with “these are not real though, you know that right?” “It’s fine though”. Still signs them. 5/19/14 :(((((( pls Kanye! Look
: He is not proud. I was wrong, I was entirely wrong about him. You don’t know him, Papa. If I told you what he’s really like, what he’s done…
he's beauty and he's grace....
he is not even in stats -_- tryna pretend he knows his shit
binary-bird: Wildemount David and his mentor, Aldebaran!He’s still a cynical, fourth-wall breaking hooligan, except now he’s part dark elf and shares a headspace with the soul of an unhinged magical geezer.
kwillow: Just a few doodles of Lord Ambroys, a scourge aasimar I’ve been inflicting on a friend’s campaign.He’s a vapid, spoilt fop with delusions of grandeur (and those are his better qualities). While most of the time he’s fairly amiable, if
so pretty much my dad gave both me and mom his cold
Boyfriend said he would let me peg him, as long as it’s not on a day when he’s “pooped a lot” 😑😑😑
watchtheskytonight:scootaloo-pootaloo: scottishtempertantrum: her little face jkhgkfyfh j One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is
He’s not the hero the city deserves but he has the erection the city needs. To preemptively answer questions: the dick is fake and the photos are from a penis festival in Japan.
x-file:Lord am i really out here trying to hook up with a conservative man OK I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK HIS PARENTS ARE TALKING ABOUT HE’S NOT LIKE CONSERVATIVE AT ALL
He's not my pet but we are coworkers XD Meet Harold, he's the newest member of our giraffe famliy (yes I work at a zoo)
not that i actually care for cardin orjaune as a character, but i would be amused if he just suddenly came back and was a decent person lmao
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