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bigdick9in: scorpiotouch: bigdicks88: scorpiotouch: Hmm u say he straight, he say curious , I say Bisexual…lol u decided lol follow n reblog for more…. Something about that Conversation is way too convenient I know real DL/straight dudes not
mitchrobertsxxx: Colt. That’s not his real name but that’s what I call him. We fucked many times over the past few years. He always gets a hotel or B&B near to wherever I am. And he always wears a jock, usually a Colt and usually this one. Love
You see the lights come on and get really nervous. Not just because you get worried around cops, but because your wife is wearing some very revealing clothes that she said she picked out just for you. He’s giving you a real hard time, but when he
jake2bb: Some guys are natural cocksuckers; a talent and a blessing. Richie (not his real name) is one of them - check him out. Here is the twist; he keeps the cap on bc his Mrs. is unaware of his talents. I’m glad he is my friend. A little nervy,
tightywhitieslover1: He stared down in shock. How was it possible that the little boy white briefs fit him so well? As if reading his mind, he heard his stepmom say “we’ll get rid of those boxers of yours. It’s clear you’re not quite a real man
jadefristarz: joeynyc91: joeynyc91: but ima bet he throws a mean fuck in ya tsgabriellelove: Not in reality but a sexy daydream lol. These type are nice in pictures but a waste in real life lol! i agree, he’s probably a dry fuck……but i
mistr3ss-l: My real life D/s relationship:PART 2: After all that teasing and manipulating he was broken and horny, ready to take anything for me…but it’s not like he has a choice, with the key to his chastity around my neck and that straight jacket
jaynelovesdick: obviously pleasing him is nice, but the real reason you want to be the best he has ever had is so he will never even cuntsider giving his delicious cum to someone else this is why it is so important that you not only master this technique
marriedjock8: I hate this shit. Found these both in my feed within a day. Just fucking let him have his real, unphotoshopped dick. He’s gorgeous the way he was made. I do my best to not reblog photoshopped men. I’m sure some slip through though.
luvasianpuss:luvasianpuss: My step-brother Tobi, is a real computer geek. He’s always making up these robots which, more often than not, I nearly end up tripping over around the house. I suppose he’s got to do something to keep himself amused doesn’t
straightmenrock: That glorious moment when the Real Man knows this is not gay…when He knows in His heart that a fag is a pussy and his ass is a cunt. That is the moment He truly becomes Superior.
datcatwhatcameback: corvid-quill: Based on real events. Republicans. Not all Republicans, actually. My Stepdad is a member of the Republican Party, and he’s actually pretty heavily liberal. Then again, I’m pretty sure he subscribes to
mistr3ss-l: My real life D/s relationship: PART 2: After all that teasing and manipulating he was broken and horny, ready to take anything for me…but it’s not like he has a choice, with the key to his chastity around my neck and that straight jacket
stanpeters: My favorite 25 year old fuck ever! Not the biggest, but boy! Can he work it! He can paddle my canoe again real soon!
sullyher: 22. Cuck supporting his wife as she takes a real man’s fucking. She gets used properly before he cums on her in front of him. candaulismus: he holds her while she’s getting fucked / cummed on she wanks him a bit, when she’s not too
ban-daddyspanxs: dameon84: Man this @daddyspanxs is a real piece of work isn’t he. Not sure of the whole story, but from what I seen is he didn’t like getting a DCMA (DMCA?) from Apple and decided to use her legal name. ugh douche.I’m but a
jacob-b-nimbel reblogged your photo: Real shitty pic done up for the 30 minute… block …. No wings…. SHIT WHATEVER ITS NOT EVEN CELESTIA ANYWAY SO HE CANT EVEN RULE SO HE CANT EVEN BE AN ALICORN GUHH
milkshakederbygal: pointrixter: weebiees: WE ARE OFFICIALLY DOOMED, IT’S TIME TO PANIC its also worth mentioning that hes in the real world now HE IS PHYSICALLY HERE. THE WORLD IS NOT IN BLACK AND WHITE.THAT’S NO DREAMSCAPE.BILL IS IN THE REAL
swimming-in-a-red-ocean: Sometimes, Jongin gets this look in his eyes when he stares out into a stadium full of people, almost like he’s in disbelief that any of it is actually real, and I feel like this is where we see Kim Jongin and not Kai.
neocatharsis: GD in Black and White “he’s so perfect that some may even wonder if he’s real.” (s) do not recopy or remove this quote.
archmasterjazzy: theonewhosaidmoo: Naruto actually reading a book. HE ACTUALLY PICKED UP A BOOK AND READ IT. Is this even real? are you sure it’s not fanart or something? I always knew he was more than a pretty face.
We do this a lot, but it’s probably for real this time. D dumped me in May, and we were just floating along being semi-together, but not official, and then a couple of days ago he completely ended it, saying that he doesn’t want what we
mistr3ss-l: My real life D/s relationship: He genuinely resisted for starters, but it’s not his choice is it? I was taunting him with the idea of turning him into my cock sucking gimp, telling him to suck my rubber cock the way he wished i would suck
ratkingboigles replied to your post: Lune and Terri are my favourite OTP now. god terri and lune are really good. but the real question is is HOW AND WHY DOES TERRI PUT UP WITH LUNES SHIT because he loves him! and when lunes not being a mess he can be
western79th: he not gay he just like to jerk off with me and suck on my big real titties….. jerks off with my cum.
screwingwithsfm:Commission for anon. Big Mac sure knows how to make a cowgirl shoot! And believe it or not, he’s BIGGER than her down there, so he is REAL deep inside her. No wonder she’s cumming so hard! Non-cum variant on PATREON, plus nearly 100
richhill: Would you be ok with ur icon protecting you in a fight?
geekishchic: themanwhomakespeoplebetter: allons-y-marina: Are we not going to talk about the fact that the royal baby is being born under a full moon? By Gallifrey’s suns, HE IS REAL. P.S. It’s also the Super moon and he was born in London
my-flourish-and-blotts: pernillo: How can you not like Matt Smith?! I love that he didn’t say “They aren’t real”. He kept in character and that was a wonderful thing to do for that girl. Or any child.
bewbin: metaknighty: bewbin: metaknighty: my dad once threw a cheeseburger at the wall because mcdonalds made the order wrong he mustard up the courage to ketchup to how he felt on the inside how are you even a real person im not. im actaully a
jordan-reet: It took a few moments, seeing her confusion almost made him feel guilty for not cooking real food for her. Then the O shape came across his face and he smiled, seeing the small smirk and blush. Nodding at her suggestion he bit his lower
lederpdederp: Headcanon that the reason why Kakashi had no fucking problem revealing to Boruto that he was Sukea (and therefore showing his real face without the mask) is because he’s been trolling Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura by not showing his face
just-shower-thoughts: Scooby doo is magical not because he talks but because he can eat chocolate, avacados,onions, hot peppers and several other things that would kill a real dog.
is aoba even real like he’s so perfect wtf oh yeah wait that’s right he’s fUCKING NOT AND I’M IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER BYE
wolfizzy06: batmans-publicist: crexyonce: Chance learning sign language 😭 Real talk Chance is life goals not just his money but his character he genuinely a good dude and I hope he continues to have the utmost success Why is that white girl so
aianm-reinvigorated: Without further ado… here’s part 2 of 2. A friend named my dildo “Max” just due to the sheer size of him. Unlike playing with a real person Max does not stimulate me mentally… or through how he smells… how he touches
cosmic-noir: kaylahraquel:lupreme: toorealchris: traphousebaby: callhimswayne: fuckyeahafricans: This left me in tears. You can see the pain in the words he said. Why does this not have more notes?!?? This too real, hits u real hard Oh fuck…
sourcedumal: the-real-eye-to-see: Nine-year-old Brendan O’Brien loves theater, so when he had to choose an icon to honor for a Black History Month project at school, the decision was a no-brainer. Look at this kid! He is so brave not just to put
freakygeekyblerd: batmans-publicist: crexyonce: Chance learning sign language 😭 Real talk Chance is life goals not just his money but his character he genuinely a good dude and I hope he continues to have the utmost success I legit want to be
moranion: bakerstreetbat: macca-roni-n-cleese: This is when I knew, for sure, this wasn’t real i swear he did this mostly to make John jealous“not gay my ass, i’ll prove it” it’s interesting, the way he keeps his eyes closed even
did-you-kno:Leonard Nimoy, who was not a scientist by any means but played one on TV, once ran into some real scientists from CalTech who talked to him as if he were a fellow researcher. He didn’t know what they were talking about, so whenever
haurukoh: Guys I’m not too sure is this real but my Pinoy’s friend said this is his bf from Saudi. However if this is real, he is a lucky biatch.
humilationdom11: As a public service to anyone that comes in contact with John Sion, just understand he may be outwardly dressed as a man, but this is not a real man. Observe the sissy underneath that wishes he had only a pussy. Makes you stomach
rapemewideopen:Look at the tiny limp clit on that bitch. He is just a fucktoy for these bulls to use for their pleasure. He was born for this and is not even equipped for anything else but getting his boi pussy ruined by real men. Obey and submit slutboy.
onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
destection: Akira possibly hides more about himself than even George fucking Ace -Yamada might not be his real name -There is a public and a real reason for joining DUCK and even in the fanbook interview he only states public, which is still shady as
cucuyandbruja: You’re not a real woman. A real woman would worship a cock as awesome as your husband’s enough so he wouldn’t cheat on you. Your husband deserves to fuck me bareback. You deserve to be cheated on.
2small4her: The black guy can satisfy his wife far better than he ever has or ever will. It’s not that he doesn’t love her and enjoys fucking her but she has had a real cock now and she will always remember and want it again. Trust me, we are
irlwednesdayaddams: sixpenceee: atomicshelmy: For @sixpenceee Here’s a real human skull that belonged to my grandfather. I mean it’s obviously not my grandfather’s skull (the one he had in his own flesh cage), he presumably got it from med school.
gc161: Another quick and not at all perfect morph. This time of YouJustGotTheBiz on here. He said he was flattered. I prefer “fattered” heh heh Oooohh! Look at me packing on the pounds. If only it happens this quickly in real life! :3
luanlegacy: ph0king: tyrabankruptcy: the-anal-rapist: I med a man. A man da was separated… He not my boifren, he’s a fren. Gerl Plea GURL PLEA CAUGHT THE BULLSHIT REAL QUICK.
The French Mistake commentary Bob Singer: Misha is great in this episode. The Misha persona he’s playing is not actually the real Misha persona. Him going back and forth between character and this thing he created as Misha is really terrific. Ben Edlund:
corvid-quill: did-you-kno: Source That and he doesn’t have the face or voice that really works for ‘good guy’ work, a sorta anti-hero, sure, but not the hero. He is a great guy though, real nice I am told, and has a great sense of humor.
chocolatesugah: I’m not a real sugar baby, because I told him that I require protection for ALL sexual occasions. So in return he stated, I must be escorting on the side. Claiming there are, “millions of real SBs out there”. Dear God ladies please
jussttom: abcdmcsquared: Accurate representation of my life how does the motorcycle behind him just not sink and how does he keep running at a constantly speed under water and is this even real what is real what is happening omg im so high i’ll stfu
thatgalaxynerdyguyjon: curlyloo: toorealchris: traphousebaby: callhimswayne: fuckyeahafricans: This left me in tears. You can see the pain in the words he said. Why does this not have more notes?!?? This too real, hits u real hard Oh fuck…
