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President Obama at the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner (by CSPAN) He may not be the best President the United States ever had, but he’s definitely the most entertaining one. Props to President Barack Obama, the real American hero.
Nice mechanic daddy just outside Nashville, TN. After a good chat he said “Things are very slow today, not much happens around here.. I am so horny and nothing to do about it…! I said “I can help..” He said “For real..?”
Bai: Look at how pathetic that nobody want talk to him. It’s so sad really. He can not have fun that real men do with us so he must pay all his money to let him serve us drinks. Poor virgin dweeb hihi Kristen: Yea virgin with a credit card haha what
dirtydaddythings: I am an Ultra-boy Hunter. I seek the real boy, the Ultra-Boy, and he is not found in the trappings of the outer form. He is the one who lies beneath the caked on mud that life and pain piles on him, the one who can break free of the
stonekidman: “Oh fuck yes honey, your cock is so much larger than your father’s. I’m glad he decided not to move out, now he can hear me getting pleased by a real man; our son”
bradpitts-deactivated20151122: “I’m gonna miss Chris Pratt in my life. Because he’s my TV husband. And I sometimes forget he’s not my real husband.”
I want to tell you something very important :D since now, everytime you guys asked me why i dont make videos of me having sex with my bf, i would told you “he is camera shy” well, that was a lie, the real reason, is that he is not comfortable
stump-wentz: dennisillustration: drunkfeferi: jaredpadaleckijr: imgfave: Posted by philburt yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real. And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue. Shut
arodip: OH MY GOD WAIT A FUCKING SECOND at the end of the promo look where bill used to be: he’s not on the paper anymore. he’s in the real world :) HOLY SHIT
local-gotham-kid:I think we should also appreciate how he took the time out of his days to visit kids at the St. Jude hospital while still battling with his own cancer. He was a real life superhero to not only me but millions of people <3
oppositionresearch: sallyyates: brainstatic: He totally forgot he’s not supposed to admit that. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1024685313778741250 just linking it to confirm it being real
chemman99: yardyute: subbieblackgrl: nubbsgalore: thank you. Regardless of your political views, these are some excellent photos. This is a real president right here He was not perfect, but at least he reached out to ALL Americans.
Jamey took his own life on September 18, 2011 he was being bullied for being Gay for years. Jamey was found dead outside his home on a Sunday morning, but Amherst police would not release any details on how he killed himself. Students had been posting
bradpitts-deactivated20151122: “I’m gonna miss Chris Pratt in my life. Because he’s my TV husband. And I sometimes forget he’s not my real husband.”
naturepunk: artemiskaonai: An officer threatens to kill a journalist and those around him since he’s not credential press. He then threatens everyone around the guy with live rounds. If you don’t know what those are, they’re real bullets. Another
the-alley: Hey you slaveboy, say hello to your new slavemaster. He might look cute but his tough and strong love makes you to ejaculte and scream. Please do not fall in love with him because he is a real heartbreaker!
titansdaughter:Han Solo – he’s not a cardboard character to me at all. He’s as real as anything else. I never thought of the character as having only two dimensions until the critics said so. And they’re wrong. The third dimension is me. | Harrison
koverick:Hello hi my name is Ashleigh and I’m here to inform you if you didn’t know that Lulakan is not just a beautifully designed bird he is a real bird he is a Major Mitchell’s Cockatoo. I found this out a little while ago because my school has
drunkfeferi: jaredpadaleckijr: imgfave: Posted by philburt yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real. clearly one motherfucker never heard of the goddamn tooth fairy
ok-ko: NAME: Brandon AGE: Teen HERO LEVEL: 2 SPECIES: Bear BACKSTORY: He’s a bear with shorts on. CHARACTER BIO: A pretty laid-back dude, Brandon’s days are spent mostly working with his best friend A Real Magic Skeleton. When he’s not eating,
armiinarlerts: urubabyducky: How is Jean some people’s favorite character? the real question here is how do you not love him though he’s like the king of sassy planet and don’t get me started on how h e i s n o t a c o w a r d o r a b a d p e
submissiveslutslave: Cocksucker fags, note that he does NOT touch himself. He is there for one purpose, satisfying the only Real Man in the room.
chemical-lightning-keg: o-mew: ifyoudcntknow: deanwinchestersshortshorts: deathbruja: If Jesus was here today he would sit with lgbpqa and trans/nb people and people of color and lift them up lets be real here he would not seek to help the wealthy
futureblackpolitician: killakungfuwolfbytch: rudelyfe: Yikes Read more : http://blackgirllonghair.com/2016/12/maybe-youre-not-good-enough-denzel-washington-gives-disappointing-response-when-asked-how-colorism-affects-dark-skinned-actresses/ I
twitterlols: brock turners neighbors are not playing at all He’d have been better off if justice was actually served and he had a real sentence. The three months made it worse for his sorry ass.
lnktastic: inaromanticalway:I’m gonna miss Chris Pratt in my life. Because he’s my TV husband. And I sometimes forget he’s not my real husband. I wish they really were together
relay314: Geardust looking real badass! (but he’s not badass he’s afraid of everything.)
anal-sector: ass-the-new-vagina:That is a wonderfully loose amateur asshole. He’s not even all the way hard and he can still stuff it right in there. Real life anal only! .
bigboylover98:keepemgrowin:What a bulge! It’s not real, in the article he said he just stuffed his underwear with a sock for fun.
chemical-lightning-keg: o-mew: ifyoudcntknow: deanwinchestersshortshorts:deathbruja:If Jesus was here today he would sit with lgbpqa and trans/nb people and people of color and lift them up lets be real here he would not seek to help the wealthy white
sirmastermark: This demonstrates the real value of a slave boy.When the ALPHA needs to slide HIS COCK into a boy’s hole, He does not ask, HE takes.you will notice how easy the sub takes the COCK, no resistance and stays OPEN.I use a simple command
dennisillustration: drunkfeferi: jaredpadaleckijr: imgfave: Posted by philburt yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real. And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.
fierybiscuits: thebutterflies-: ARTEMIS Y U NOT REAL Missing from this: He’s currently riding Julian He’s currently being ridden by Noel. Niech to cholera. Dla mnie problem polega na tym, że on NIE WIE, że jest fikcyjny i żyje sobie dalej
drunkfeferi: jaredpadaleckijr: imgfave: Posted by philburt yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.
uncensoredpleasure: He could take your boyfriend’s dick forever, but by the look on his face you could tell he was having real trouble not breeding his perfect ass too soon. You were afraid the show wouldn’t last long enough, but you were amazed
Xanelen - the morning after. He is not a good drunk.Sorry @embergale, he’s going to be real pouty for a bit!
godwasthefirstthotslayer: sapphicsnorlax: the-minecraft-funnies: hey guys like my new HD texture pack, it’s pretty sick WHY ARE YOU USING A PICKAXE ON DIRT You can tell he’s not a real gamer because he doesn’t even have a pickaxe in his inventory
ncc-1337: oscaricaas: BB-8 being a little shit I love this so much. BB-8 is real he’s not just CGI, he’s an actual functioning robot. There’s just something magical in knowing this beloved droid is an actual thing that exist in our world.
verysharpteeth: One of the real trope breaking things about Mando is the fact that even though he’s written as the silent gunslinger, he’s NOT really. Take any Clint Eastwood western and his character barely says two words and gives no back story.
unbelievable-facts: John Laufer, the man who stopped Mall Spree Killer Sylvia Seegrist. He did not know that she was shooting real bullets and simply walked up to her and grabbed the gun from her as it was annoying. He thought it was a fake gun it was
roselesliesource: “Harry and I luckily get on in real life, and he’s a wonderful man. He’s not only an incredibly talented actor, but a true friend. So, it was wonderful to be able to have such a good dialogue off screen, as well as on. […] Bea
motelcarmen:i just want all of my minor followers to know that if an older man on tumblr or in real life for that matter tells you that you’re mature for your age he doesn’t mean it he’s not your friend and his intentions are bad
roninart-tactical:He’s not a sports star an actor or a rapper, this is what a real hero looks like. He died serving his country and trying to save his brothers. We need to stop idolizing the useless trash and start to look up to people like him Lt Michael
buckys: Ugh, I wish, but he’s not a real person. He’s a movie assassin that goes nuts when someone messes with his dog.
fairyneko: 5:25pmAt this point, my dad is more famous on here than I am lol and I’m not even mad. He’s a cool dude— walked through the jungles of Guyana for months just to raise awareness about struggle and poverty, he donated his kidney to a coworker
out-there-on-the-maroon: thelittlestotter: Every American should watch Jon Stewart. The world would be a better place. There’s a reason he was voted the Most Trusted Newscaster in America a while back. He’s not even a “real” newscaster, but
inaromanticalway: I’m gonna miss Chris Pratt in my life. Because he’s my TV husband. And I sometimes forget he’s not my real husband.
so my ex boyfriend follows me on instagram (my nsfw one) and I wonder if he follows me on here and seeing as he comments and likes every picture on instagram I kinda wanna ask ‘hey so do you regret cheating on me after a week with some rando girl at
I have a lot of affection for Norman Bates and a lot of sympathy. So does the audience, I think. He’s not just a monster. He’s tortured. The real secret of the Psycho movies is that they’re tragedies first and horror movies second. —Anthony Perkins
crazed–otaku: If your “daddy” only messages you when he wants sexual things he’s not a real daddy. PSA to all the littles out there!
nic-rad: Studio Fridays: Madcap sketches of Armory Week The painting above is by a guy named Jonathan Meese. He seems like a real trip. Meese is some german version of an emotionally unstable Dave Grohl. I consider him my new fashion icon. he’s not
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