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kinkycravings: She was married, not dead, and he was going to make her feel everything she had been fantasizing for so long about…
dumbledoreisabamf: lightningstrucktower / chloeilovesyou: “A dog in the middle of a street, tries to awaken his dead friend, who had been hit by a car. The dog would bark and growl at anyone trying to get close , and he would not leave his friend.
dapandabanda: “Don’t stop me if you’ve heard this one, Dami.” Because this fandom has been so dark lately I needed to do something to escape the feels. Damian’s not dead, friends. He’s just trapped in an alternate universe long forgotten,
Don’t rememer where I found this but its awesome not really deadpools personality captured so much in it but he looks bad ass
Gabriel’s not dead, he’s been demoted to cupid. Done as a commission for an awesome person who let me post it on tumblr <3
bewilden: fileformat: how are these people not dead Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
When your favorite character dies:
Nah. I’m not worried about Rick. It looks like he’s just had enough of playing games with fucking people. Kill them before they kill you. So proud of Carl. The boy grows up so fast.
trippaz: Steve Irwin’s not dead he was at the welfare office today LOL
sexuallyfrustratedjellal: I didn’t get old for you to do this nonsense! Like this urmilkovich?I used that Madagascar gif as reference for this … x”D [x] Well, he did said that ultear is not dead yet
The saddest scene in the Dark Knight Rises.. Alfred let me give you a hug he’s not dead :’(
A dog in the middle of a street, tries to awaken his dead friend, who had been hit by a car. The dog would bark and growl at anyone trying to get close, and he would not leave his friend. Some animals are more compassionate and loyal than humans. FOREVE
10knotes: searchingforasign: A dog in the middle of a street, tries to awaken his dead friend, who had been hit by a car. The dog would bark and growl at anyone trying to get close, and he would not leave his friend. Some animals are more compassionate
Greg was revived a few minutes later by the mysterious forces of Steboni getting hungry and poking greg’s face until he promised not to be dead anymore.
Aaaand Tony Stark is not dead, he is just in a coma… And now Ulysses is a cosmic level entity, and we got a “tease” of maybe another age of ultron by Bendis.I’m just gonna sit here, and wait for Nova, the new series of GotG and She-Hulk.
Lost is a joke compared to Gravity Falls.I’m dead serious.And I’m a 25 years old guy who watched all seasons of Lost back then.
youneedtokeepcalm: In the 2nd he is just flying.But i hope you are not dead with that.
igotyourfav: exposethathots: sexyredbones: No Jessie is not dead he just looks…..now Malnourished. Crackhead
journals-humor-music: Logan Paul’s apology letter amounts to: - I didn’t do it for success I’m successful already - I laughed at that dead body and zoomed in to raise awareness - I make too many videos to think about what I upload He’s not sorry
basilstaghairless: Hey everyone! I’m not dead, just been supremely busy with life and stuff. He’s a shoot I did on my balcony with some oil :)LINK to the video! https://vid.me/xkII
azsurance: “Welcome to paradise, cousin!”Gone are the days when we used to fangirl about new pokemon, now we just fangirl over new professors, especially if they’re drop dead hotProfessor Kukui from Pokemon Sun and Moon.EDIT: He’s not a professor,
naturally-free: Feel free - stay cool with a pop up if occurs! Why is a boner “dirty” in nudist settings? Why it should be bad!? It’s in our nature. A boner is still a sign man is alive, he feels attracted, man is not dead. For me generally
brettanderson: Because we’re young, because we’re gone but what does it take to turn you on? She’s fucking with a slip of a man while the engine ran and he said she’s not dead. Shame on her, though, she’s a lovely little number and when we
aymspony: I did a thing! For Cloudy, cause he bought me energydrinks the other day. And the last ten years. Appleshy for Cloudy! Also, am totes not dead. Hi! Awww~ <3
ladyhistory: thisisnotmyhomeplanet: peppermintpeeps: bitchstolemyjag: laughterkey: adulthoodisokay: fastcompany: “It’s not dead. It’s resting.” Read More> That is an ex-parrot. He has ceased to be. It’s pining for the fjords!
cryhorace: dont worry im not dead! Some personal stuff came up but im back now so heres a little something! Horacio tucking away his toy Josh in a safe place before he hits the gym~
losertakesall: hello, tumblr. today, the third person in this past year that Alan served with in the army shot himself. he is dead. of the other two, one lived and one died. today, it was his old boss. they served in Iraq together. so, yes, gun
treveran: krekk0v: visorak06 and @treveran ‘s commission HOW IS HE NOT DEAD she’s gentle okay
On the subject of unlikely references to cartoons in live-action shows, I always kinda hope to spot a Fillmore! reference in The Walking Dead. ‘cause the current showrunner created Fillmore! so its not impossible it might have a small reference
who-lligan: kill-the-machine: landofdoom: look at this precious thing fucking look at it and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back When good bunnies go bad. THAT ONE IS EATING HIM “hooray! we slew the giant!” It’s
havocthe526th: promisanthropist: seriously how is ash not dead He’s used to it.
textingninjasofkonoha: That’s not suspicious at all Naruto. If Sasuke finds out, he’s a dead man.
darkkaart: He told me not to even breatheby ~joganelken
leetakeuchi: A dog in the middle of a street, tries to awaken his dead friend, who had been hit by a car. The dog would bark and growl at anyone trying to get close, and he would not leave his friend. Some animals are more compassionate and loyal than
hypernovadust: onedayyoujustchange: oohhshiny: lol i’m so annoying, i’m sorry, you can ignore this too xD but I just got to thinking again about Daryl’s reactions to Carol potentially being hurt and I fucking love the way he not only always
rainbowrobotroses: To be fair, Rick’s done his best. I might not always like his character but he’s always tried to do his best. ALSO CARL AFTER YOU’RE DONE YELLING CAN YOU AT LEAST CHECK FOR A PULSE?
The protestor that was shot in Charlotte, NC is not dead. He is still alive and fighting for his life.
lampurple: enochmandus: KANEY IS KILL. RIP we hardly knew ye. OK BUT WHERE IS MIKASA!?!? Kenny is actually not dead (This is likely a diversion) - he meets Eren and Historia at the end of the chapter.
elucidoodles:wow i’m not dead! …but he could kill me and i’d be very happy
quelloras: Another rose on her doorstep, this time at the Estate. At first she thought it was Arunthil’s doing. The first rose had been hexed to drip blood. This second one, though, was just a plain black rose. But he did not wish her dead. Gallaria
“ He’s not my boyfriend. Thanks babe ”
kitsclop: aymspony: I did a thing! For Cloudy, cause he bought me energydrinks the other day. And the last ten years. Appleshy for Cloudy! Also, am totes not dead. Hi! So cute! I love the way the larger mane looks on AJ and will possibly attempt to
dustyoldroses: fallenshimadaheir: zombutt: zveit: I gave him the death of a hero. Why is his rifle shoved up his ass It’s what he would have wanted I can’t believe grandpa’s fucking dead.
katiebookqueen: I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE HE LEGIT SAID NOT DEAD IT WAS PERFECT ANDERSON MYCROFT AND SHERLOCK PLAYING OPERATION SHEROCK AND MORIARTY ON THE FUCKING ROOF OH MY GOD THAT WAS PUT THERE FOR US IT WAS LIKE FANFICTION FOR FUCKS SAKE
whateveryourfantasyis: tarynel: uglyassprettyboy: dayumshecangetit: killakillakadafi191: He’s not fucking her, she’s fucking him Dead ass Christ role model For real Real rider
mayoiga: ▹The forest spirit is not dead. He’s here, right now, trying to tell us something. ◃
tokyopiink: bewilden: fileformat: how are these people not dead Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die Right!!! 👆😂
“kol’s not dead.. he can’t be!”
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