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fuckyeahcheatingwives: “You kiss your husband with that face?”Tanya laughed. “Not like this. I need to wash up.”“You do today. No washing. Wait for him just like you are now. Give him a big kiss as soon as he walks in the door.”
fortheloveofsubmission: Just the way you are, no one should ever tell you you have to change to be with them. Now i know, and i will never make that mistake again. If he doesn’t like you just the way you are FUCK UM! They aren’t worth it. :D <3
kayinnasaki: ACES WILD My bro, Tyler Doak just released his super awesome game Aces Wild, which is like some sort of like 2d bayonetta ninja punching game. Tyler went fucking nuts with this game for 5 years to tune all the systems up as well as he could
saltandpepperafterdark: Just like everyone else, Nick thought Tia was just a shy bookworm who would be able to tutor him through the classes he needed to be eligible to play football. And while that was true, no one could have guessed that Tia had
Since the Part 5 anime just got confirmed, I decided now would be a good time to draw Giorno Giovanna, the fifth Jojo and the son of Dio Brando. I actually just started reading the manga a little while before the announcement, and I got to the fight with
How do i tell someone i dont want to go to the movies with them klgkshahmsol
icanhelpyouthere: g0g0gryffind0rs: pocketpadfoot: Holy crap so I just thought of this?? Amortentia smells like the things you love most, right? So if Voldemort is incapable of love, would that potion just have no scent to him? That’s so sad?? He
devilbunnii: rivainibabe: thatpettyblackgirl: Sickening. Horrifying. White women. White women are legit just as evil and dangerous as white men. They will weaponize their own white fragility and white tears to play the victim.
kasuria: I wrote not too long ago that I like to imagine Ash calls Misty whenever he catches a new water pokemon. Misty claims Oshawatt would much rather stay with her instead and Ash is just like “you cAN’T HAVE IT NO”. Oshawatt is probably my
bussykiller: friend: “your blog is full of porn ugh!” me: there’s like no porn on my blog what are you saying friend: “you just reblogged some….” me: he’s just eating ass grow up?
ironchancellorbismarck:I love how the guy who opened the door is just like “it’s too late he was a dick any way no one will miss him I’ll just close this door”
hoofclid: Hoofclid and friends calendar: May I like to think that actually Big Mac isn’t supposed to be a shepherd at all. He just likes watching the happy lambs and the crook means no one bothers him. x3 D’aww~! ^w^
pandanoi: Then again, this is not what I should be doing x___D Adult versions of Jean, Eren and Armin ♥ I imagined that Eren would wear bite marks around his hands and arms, I know those should heal and all, but I liked to think he had to do that so
imwello: You look hella pretty, Armin because sometimes you just need pillow forts and fairy lights and not destruction, blood and chaos(i’m sorry he’s not exactly putting them in, it just evolved into something like this) (i’ll be drawing more
indevan: when i think of snk high school au’s i just think of bert as lincoln in the first scene of the first episode of clone high where he’s like “yeah i grew a lot over the summer but i think i’ve gotten used to the extra height” and then
jennytylersmith: #I imagine this is Rose’s face when ever the Doctor sees another horse or any other creature which he then wants to keep as a pet and Rose looks exactly like that, exasperate, like a tired wife, because she knows she would have to
assssziraphale: assssziraphale: there’s no obvious reason for David Tennant to make Crowley walk quite like that but god bless him for absolutely committing to the one textual cue of ‘saunter’ like his hips depended on it He read the script and
bluberryattack: We don’t talk about Professor Binns enough. He just woke up one day and forgot to take his body with him and then was just like “fuck it, I’ve got a class to teach.” No one has ever been that dedicated to their job.
fantastic-tardis: boater—cycles: fluffattack: jensenacklesruinedmylife: thenerdangels: Jensen is just like…Jared NO. Stop playing with that! Give to me! Jesus, I can’t take you anywhere! #ACTUAL 5 YEAR OLD #ACTUAL MOM #HE JUST PUTS IT
misslightningtits: The moderator needs a spray bottle like every time someone interrupts he could just be like NO BAD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
ishizuishtaru: bakurapika: deyogee: thewittyphantom: Ryou got his food. x3 I JUST NOTICED THAT RYOU HAS A GLASS OF WINE. HE’S 16. RYOU NO. FUCK THE POLICE I also like how the pharaoh is standing there with his fist clenched like ‘if bad Bakura
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:Jean was bored. And boredom made him do things that would have caused others to stop and go, ‘no. Bad idea’. But he wasn’t like others and reminded himself that was
bussykiller:friend: “your blog is full of porn ugh!” me: there’s like no porn on my blog what are you saying friend: “you just reblogged some….” me: he’s just eating ass grow up?
cinematicsapphic: Selena: I’ve never hit anyone in my life, ever. He’s [Pierre] like ‘Selena just slap me it’s okay just hit me, it’s okay.’Pierre: She was ‘No I cannot do that because you’re gonna hurt.’ She is very cute she does
usa-chins: This is by no means an Inasa hate post. I just like to make fun of my otp sometimes. In the manga Inasa quickly turned around after he gave Shoto that glare and Shoto probably just barely saw it. I hoped it’d be animated that way as well
bussykiller:friend: “your blog is full of porn ugh!”me: there’s like no porn on my blog what are you saying friend: “you just reblogged some….” me: he’s just eating ass grow up?
powerblackbbc: ahhh some of daddy,s friends have big black cocks and i like when he,s not in and they come round,just like my mummy does when she thinks she,s no one,s home,i,ve seen her through the crack of the door
wolvensnothere: mylittleredgirl: I love that Picard would just drop these existential truth bombs when he really means “Data, shut up and focus.” #data is like I AM NOT ABSOLUTELY PERFECT THEREFORE I QUIT AT LIFE#and picard is like no dude srsly
robotsandramblings: “Were we close to an interface?”non-TF fans be like [no reaction]meanwhile TF fans be like“did he just say they almost fondued”
dickclops: my dad just asked came over and asked me what i was so focused on drawing and this was on the screen and he was like, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE. WELL IT ISNT FUNNY YOUNG LADY. and so i was like, “no dad, its not what
highly-opinionated-nerd: Do you ever just… favorite-character-at-first-sight? Like, they walk on screen and say ONE WORD and immediately you’re just smitten. “That one. That’s the one. I don’t know who they are yet but they’re my fave.”
victurionice: I’m just gonna say that when Viktor said “Don’t get the wrong idea” my heart sank. In that instant, I was like, no way, right? then he confirmed their engagement I actually cried and fukn screamed (throat still hurts a bit) like
nirvana-told-me-to-nevermind: purplepogostick: dave is like “what the hell am i doing here where the fuck are my drums” he is like “gimme something to smash k bye lemme think”
nirvana-told-me-to-nevermind: Eddie’s second fave activity… Jeff looks so attractive here!
phineas4cobain: krist, who looks like he’s blessing the alpaca. I just don’t KNOW
princess-kayjay: I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think
swiggityswagurfab: This guy would survive a horror movie. This guy would survive a horror movie. Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard He hit him with a lamp. I love
redgrieve: Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t
barackfuckingobama: catching-escaped-thoughts: o4z: The biggest asshole in cartoon history. ^^^ Like really, do you not have anything to drink at home he literally lives IN WATER JUST SWALLOW YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER
tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
goldstarprivilege: muchymozzarella: afunnyfeminist: ghastderp: i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day. See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words “Not all men are like that” are never spoken. He knows men are like that
slayboybunny: alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and
commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
jobhaver: redgrieve: Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t federal mandates on
ethertune:do I like him or is he just tall
3chum: when i asked my dad about these he just said “she likes van gogh”
richardbklyn: Awesome Armond Rizzo moves like no one else!! He never just lies there; he is easily the hardest working man in the adult biz.
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like
quietobservation: No, I won’t choose a timid man. Nor an indecisive one. I am strong. He must be stronger. And yet just like me, I look for his strength to be steady and quiet, picking and choosing wisely when he will roar…
gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
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