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ameliagalindo: icelola: prismaticas: cutebabe: evan peters is an actual person that drives a car and goes to mcdonalds but still he looks like he’s ready to kill someone I love him Love him
thotkage: nsfwgpoy: those nerds in high school who run like this in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm
cantwaitforpizza: i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb
acutelesbian: A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s
gekkokurage: when i bought pokemon X i picked fennekin and squirtle okay right now we focus on my squirtle, Kazoo, who had a bold personality or something like that so ofc because he was proud he sparkled when Kazoo became a Blastoise I was battling
petrichorthearcadianmouse: porpoiseshavepurpose: Sorry, but someone needed to say this。。。 Also, I’d like to point out that Nash Grier only has 13 videos that I highly doubt he put any real work into. I mean, Kickthepj has 196 videos that he
impressingcoolkids: IM LAUGHING SO HARD. MY FRIEND KNOWS THIS GIRL WHO HAS SOME OLD YEAR BOOK FROM MARSHALL H.S. AND SHE FOUND LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND THIS IS HIM FROM WHEN HE WAS A JUNIOR AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 9 YEAR OLD
dammit-jim-im-a-blog: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: snazzapplesweet: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: dammit-jim-im-a-blog: my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous he demanded
thesupremejew: Purposely intimidating racist old white men on public transport. How do you know he’s racist? Is it racist that he maybe doesn’t like being that close to strangers? Would you feel the same way if it was the guy trying to intimidate
ieroismyhero: ifyoucarryonthisway: ifyoucarryonthisway: why would he ever want to look like anything but this he was perfect im reblogin myself cause my point still stands please look at him perfection
detectivanilla: percymyjackson: So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us
iamthefreethinker:dualchainz:he tied a usb cord around his head to act like he had hairthe creativity Takin a selfish!!!
vogue-pussyxo:babyphatjeans:if a nigga is only giving u like 5 seconds of foreplay….get out. leave that relationship ma because he don’t care about u. he in it for HISSELF. Facts. Thank you.
gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
mawaruu: 2014 Favourites: 「Tokyo Ghoul」 Kaneki Ken discovers that somehow he underwent a surgery that transformed him into a half-ghoul, and just like them, must consume human flesh to survive as well. With no one else to turn to, he is taken in
broken-down-sluts: It had been hours. She felt scared, and exposed. Her calves were on fire with the strain of the position, and no matter how much she tried, she just couldn’t shift at all. He knew this - it’s why he tied her like that.
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis: hellomynameislucifer: theprettyprettyreckless: enjoying-moriar-tea: comealong-castiel: #ok but #dean is so scared of flying #just image what he would do #in the tardis #he’d be like #shit no #doctor you land this
the-snowflake-owl: psychicseppuku: this dude, I felt, was the father figure naruro never appreciated the most. like when naruto had no money or food he would just make him ramen. he accepted naruto before anyone else in the village ever did. this dude
lesbianralzarek:torchickentacos:The best character development is when the antagonist doesn’t even really change or redeem himself. Like no, he still sucks, he’s just on our side now. fantastic post op. may i add when a previous antagonist
yvonnism: Squibbit never liked getting carried, but this time he didn’t struggle when I needed a hug. Maybe he just knew I really needed that.
amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like
r3d-pine4pple: “He’s going to laugh it off anyway, like he always does…”
megandmrbig: theboythatlovesgeekgirls: megandmrbig: This terrifies me. No way. I have no idea why lol I just liked the pic Meg He’s drowning her in a bucket, and I doubt it’ll be long before you find our current level of kink mundane and want
embarrassedpokerface: #chris evans probably has his own life soundtrack #no explanation just like #happy jazzy music for this scene #ac/dc when he goes running #mumford and sons emanating out of the atmosphere when he takes soulful night strolls #and
fearlesslarry: tardisol: I’m crying omfg. I can’t just no I’m done I’m so done 23234 percent done this is not okay okay he is sitting alone in some kind of shop and when people ask about eleanor he starts to like cry or sOMETHING im so done
lovelyimpulses: po-cahontass:alwayys-hornyy: He left me waiting for him with dinner on the table and dressed like this for hours just to no show up Oh my god omg her body is beautiful Damn.. he fucked up.
cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr and he’s single! <3 His link’s here addicted to his blog!!! wtf He’s so frikin HOT damn baby where have you been
richardbklyn: Awesome Armond Rizzo moves like no one else!! He never just lies there; he is easily the hardest working man in the adult biz.
connuh: naughtily: kishona: auntiespaz: Poor little guy looks like he’s saying “You want me to leave? Okay…” “You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…” NO STAY, CHUBBY LIL SEAL AW or he’s just really fucking
they judge, by the way he looks, the cover's not quite like the book, he's just, so misunderstood; 'cause it's so obvious, theres nothing wrong with us, it's alright, we're alright, no we're not about to go and make the same mistakes your mother made.
davexsollux replied to your post: can you guys imagine cronus hitting on… no okay but imagine her flirting back and he asks her out and she just laughs and is like “oh you think im actually into you?” and grabs his cigarette and walks away
incestuous-creampie: When my brother said he’d get me a birthday present I’d never forget, I was a little wary. When he told me I had to be naked with a blindfold, I should have just said no. But now my brother gives me a present like this almost