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The country boy had no idea why, after he’d arrived at college here in the big city, he felt so darn happy all the time–just like he had no idea why he had decided to never wear another shirt for the rest of his life. He just felt so good, even
fatherdaughterincest:He found his little princess waiting for him like this in the bathroom. He was shocked when she asked him if he wanted to take a shower with her. He should have said no, but his little princess is just too cute to say no to.
just-say-no-to-whiteboys: Looks like he went hunting for white tail…
If Shingeki no Kyojin had the same documentary format as The Office or Parks, Eren would be that gifable character that everyone just loves on tumblr because he’s just so pissed like all the time, especially at Annie. Like everything she says annoys
ameliagillan: notunprepared: oh-josh: IM NEVER EVER GONNA GET OVER THIS. I love his reaction MUCH GENTLEMAN, LOOK AT HOW HE JUST ACCEPTS IT AND LAUGHS. HE ISN’T GROSSED OUT, HE REALIZES THAT IT’S COMPLETELY NORMAL, LIKE WOWOW FOUR FOR YOU JOSH,
greeninkling: sherlock-cumberbatch: dangling-thpider: nerdographer: He could just do anything and be hotter than anyone else at it No wonder he looks like he’s in pain, he just had an entire House fall on him. He just had an entire House fall
gayfacecum: ok, no facial - at least it doesn’t look like he came, maybe he did. But it’s so amazing hot that he not just sucks himself. No, he also can lick his balls. I guess someone forgot to give him back bones. Unbelievable hot!
naughty-aunt: Joe knew his aunt was wild and naughty, even years before they fucked. But he had no idea how dirty she liked to be. It just worked out that he had just what she needed, and he loved pleasing her.
He doesn’t care about genders really. He is pansexual. Gender-blind. Endless possibilities. No sexual limitations. (Just like… *cough* me)
he-was-number-wan: Disney just released some more concept art / details for Zootpia!The modern mammal metropolis of Zootopia is a city like no other. Comprised of habitat neighborhoods like ritzy Sahara Square and frigid Tundratown, it’s a melting
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blauerozen: shingeki-no-survivors: i bet levi doesn’t even talk dirty to eren. like, he just sits there and whispers into eren’s ear about how many titans he killed and how and eren’s just like “there go my pants” i just had to do it i
power2theprincess: Boom and just like that he’s pinned, there’s no escape, with a lucious set of mangos in their face who would want to break free! The ref calls it, he’s out, round 1 over just like that!
supermishamiga: bakasara: supermishamiga: [x] I’m not sure he realizes what the thing he just said means but I like that, just like that, he goes ‘would I rather Option A or Option B, hmm well I have no clue, but you know what? MISHA’ p. sure
accelinx: (hi i just finished undertale) I feel like since Gaster really has no set height he’d just prefer to be taller than anyone he stands next to so I put him next to giant sexy robot (who’s probably like 7′0″ or smthn idk) Bonus: rofl
trashcub69: “Hold it there, Son, almost got it. Just like that. That looks hilarious. Hang on, just a few more photos.” (No, bro, I swear, I just found him like this. I have no idea who he is. I fucked a load into him already, and then he just sucked
meevist: Eren Jaeger attempts a strip tease but gets tangled in the 3D gear
egdirp: I LOVE HOW EREN DOESNT EVEN CARE THAT HE WAS BASICALLY TOLD HE LOOKED LIKE A KILLER WITH EVIL EYES BY HIS BEST FRIEND HE JUST DOESNT WANT TO LOOK LIKE A HORSE
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
promisedyouforever: tinyconfusion: no one can ever tell me the doctor wasn’t in love with rose tyler when he looks like this while holding her in his arms @tinyconfusion said: #he never looked this happy after he lost her No. No he never did.
nogfhaver:wilbr: baddragontoys: For a limited time this internet sensation will show you just how pleasing one half of a halftime show can be! Grab our “Left Shark“ soon before he awkwardly dances away. :0( how could you do this. I’m going
Just a grizzly slipping on ice, for your viewing pleasure
artemispanthar: Some people got, like, Mad at this silly little post ‘cause “he just wants to be friends,” and, like, sure, yeah, I got no problem with them being pals, but I didn’t make the joke because he was chatting with her, I made it because
jimmymcgools: Lalo is like a specter out there. He’ll never believe Lalo’s dead, even if he goes to the funeral. Lalo is like this creature that’s just going to always be hovering in the background, a shadow of fear.Bob Odenkirk, AMC.
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
seerofsarcasm: deducing-the-tardis: dorirosa: concertoinc4: this is still so beautiful oh my god i just noticed the ring the ring is sparking he really w aS LOOKING FOR HER ALL ALONG OH MY GOD OH NO OH MY FRICKEN GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASLDFH;ASLDKHF
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
cutepiglet: *cries softly* Looking in the eyes of defeat like a hero, he has also grown, just like Yugi. He knows he has lost and faces it with pride in his eyes. No matter what, he won’t back down and will get back on his feet even though he has to
jordan-reet: i know you don’t I just like to give you a hard time. I’m glad you choose me for that however. No he’d never try like that, he’d hit on you but thats it. Even if he did try anything like that Jordan, I’d always say no. I
cynnchestra: Nintendo just makes my heart smile I mean I know it’s probably just great marketing but everything they do seems so genuine and it looks like they really love what they do and it’s no wonder everyone loves them
rinrinswife: my favorite part of rin teaching rei how to swim is how he didn’t tease him or anything like he could have when he was doing the backstroke and went crooked. instead, he only encouraged him, saying “you did it, rei!” and honestly that’s
saekimchi: sherlock-cumberbatch: dangling-thpider: nerdographer: He could just do anything and be hotter than anyone else at it No wonder he looks like he’s in pain, he just had an entire House fall on him. He just had an entire House fall on
uncensoredpleasure: It really did hurt, but deep down he wanted it to hurt. He wanted to know what rough sex was like: no emotions, no pretenses, just a raw, lustful, primal fuck from a total top who just wanted to use his hole to shoot his load, and
shingeki-no-kay: People find it very easy to criticise Eren and compare him to the likes of Mikasa and Levi But he’s just a teenage boy with no amazing skills like Mikasa or Levi, all he has in his human form is sheer determination He’s not naturally
br0lan: my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the
eddie-vedder-is-god: Mike looks like a straight up vato. Matt’s like a greaser saying “what’s up sup” Ed’s like “I’m to cool for this” Jeff looks like he’s hiding something Stone. Stone is just filled with total sass. He’s like “I’m
antdrinker: Crop, 1996 by Roxy Paine I just heard this artist speak and he said, among other things, he liked the idea of the potential of these opium poppies to alter the mind or lead to addiction. He crafted each of them by hand.
tippi1992: So I knocked on Sid’s door. He was like ‘Whaddya want?’ I said, ‘It’s Dennis – I want to take some photos’. He let me in and moved some furniture out of the way, and then he just leaned up against the wall while I took pictures.
snatch-comix: imparalyzedbyitt: do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has
he-wears-a-pair-of-silver-wings: physics-and-fiction: I get so confused in American high school films, like you have different classes called trig and calculus. It’s all maths, how on earth do you spend a whole year of lessons just doing trig. welcome
deathgripsforcutie: he’s the one who likes all our pretty songs and he likes to sing along and he likes to shoot his gun but he knows not what it means knows not what it means when i say
modestmgmtofficial: identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just
baraskank:oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING
ask-blue-eyed-eren: shingeki-no-kay: People find it very easy to criticise Eren and compare him to the likes of Mikasa and Levi But he’s just a teenage boy with no amazing skills like Mikasa or Levi, all he has in his human form is sheer determination
overthinkinglotr: overthinkinglotr: Another little moment I like in Fotr is when, in the Amon Hen battle, Legolas says he hears the horn of Gondor—and Aragorn is just like “Boromir….oh no no no I fucked up” and just SHOVES past Legolas: While
curaja-casterdraws: Here’s a random skimpy dressed Wizard. Idk, no reasoning. Maybe he absorbs mana through his skin. No He’s working on his tan. Nah Burnt all his clothes off with a spell gone wrong. He just likes being almost naked
l-ibellule: austin-n-oli: Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his
bakorrra2:I just love how Kaiba is like “Oh no! Mokuba is in danger! I must get into my duel form really quick!”Why didn’t he just duel Yami Bakura in his suit? This would be epic enough? Or he’s like Bakura in the manga who just
Ugh, Nagi no Asukara is really beginning to piss me off. Where is Manaka… The Hikari and Muina dynamic just doesn’t work. He’s only been awake for a few days. He obviously still deeply loves Manaka. Stop trying to force something that
caesarwv: He was waiting at the park just like he was told. Looking like the cocky straight jock he pretends to be. As soon as I approached him, I grabbed his neck and forced him down on his knees. He offered no resistance as I pull out my cock.
whatever the fuck this gol d guy’s name was, I forgot because he’s useless, did anyone feel like he just was an annoying piece of shit god damn just shut the fuck up you fucking shit r2d2 just tore shit up and got shit done while this other
kamer-plantje: the art teacher asked a boy in my class “but what is the meaning behind the red?” and he said “no there is no meaning i just like red” and she said “but is it like.. a red haze?” and he said “no it’s just red” I was
i am super confused. he will always be michael scott in my head but like…he looks good? but no i can’t have gross thoughts about him. ew. no. i just tried. NO.
“I need to find me an Augustus Wate-” NO STFU HE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU WONT FIND HIM ANYWHERE HE DOESNT EXIST DAMN. yes it was a fantastic movie and book but Jesus fuCKING CHRIST THE CHARACTERS ARE NOT REAL NO HUMAN IS LIKE JUST LIKE
keepthepeaceup: naomicampbellsvevo: cosbyykidd: youngharlemnigga: sexbooksandvacations: Niggas be like ”He don’t bite” “He still a baby” “He just playin.” “He just really really likes new people” Oh
skarletfantasies: It’s not for the succesfull he is. It’s not his money. It’s not his appeal. Is just that he uses you like the dirty whore you are.No es por lo existoso que el es. No es por su dinero. No es por su apariencia. Es solo que el re
He thinks I want him to nut inside me cause I’m tryna trap him 🙄 like no boy I just wanna be your cumbucket