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istillloveparamore: hoparamore: nonotthistime: Josh Farro of Paramore???? Sorry but it’s not ok that he is selling his tickets like that o.o This is à bit much Josh. LOL ok josh
jollymickjaggugh: my favorite story ever is that on mick jagger’s 25th birthday in ‘68 he invited a bunch of celebrities and played jumpin’ jack flash and sympathy for the devil n everyone liked it but then paul mccartney slipped the dj a copy
bobonga: a dude came into work looking for vitamin d drops for his newborn so I grabbed the cheapest ones off the shelf (which happened to be Dora the Explorer brand, they were on sale and it was a sweet deal???) and he was like “Um excuse me could
gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
neon-casket: wildbearchild: twowandsandadrink: ashkinator: politicalsexmaskitten: hooraychelle: yellowxperil: srsly tho this is absolutely a thing that dudes do all the f***ing time like where if he knows a girl doesn’t necessarily want to give
setbabiesonfire: triple-six-kicks: “I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t” If this doesn’t hit you like a ton of bricks then idefk
bigpinkweenie: “Why do you like that character so much?! He’s an asshole!”
howunpleasant: friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
amadaun23: I didn’t sit and watch them play until the show in San Diego, where Eddie climbed the fuckin’ lighting rig. I swear to God he was like 250 feet up in the air. It was one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen live in my entire life. Honestly,
whataboutramonaflowers: Things he tastes like: you (only sweeter) Things you were: my picket fence Things I’ll be: your number one with a bullet Things my songs know: what you did in the dark Things I’ve got: troubled thoughts the self esteem to
seabelle: I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch
mcrdeviantclub: I never thought about this before, but I actually love the way Gerard draws women. He makes them look like real people, instead of fanservice beauties with flawless faces and massive boobs and backsides. They’re real characters with
jackaloper:thethespacecoyote: I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people *straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey
stillintopaulson: austerehesychasm:cherry82: puzzledpiece: jackballs: lordesbiggestfan: curiouskitty: This is called sexual harassment. Why would you even say that??? That’s disgusting afterwards he said “I’m gay though, it’s okay!” like
sunshineroniner: WHAT IS THIS HE LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN ACE VENTURA
fishy-the-fish: shixn: i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer I have been laughing hysterically at this for like ten minutes Omg
sixpenceee: So usually before I go to sleep I like to stretch out my spine yesterday I was finishing up hw at 3 AM in the living room. My brother came downstairs for water while I was doing this But what he saw was this All the neighbors woke up
blackberryshawty: zakiyaah: shanellbklyn:gayhughhefner:crymeweaves:EJ Johnson beating Kevin Hart with his ๖,000 Birkin Bag i’m still in love with this Is this a real conflict or in he set of a movie lol i feel like blackberryshawty would love
brassy: I had a friend in 6th grade and I for some reason thought his name was Edgar and he never corrected me and after a year of calling him Edgar I was over his house and his mom was like “why do you call him that his names Kyle”
cursedkennedy: dirge-for-a-madman:theanti90smovement:this dipshit wasted 8 bottles of coke for this stupid 6 second video He achieved human flight via soda rockets attached to his feet. I think that’s worth like… ษ.u can tell it’s fake but i
drfurter:theb3ckm4nator:drfurter:im the bestPlease tell me you’re actually related to Tim Curry.right now it looks like im his granddaughter even though he doesnt have any kids
lyrasoxford:troylerfranta:The fact that 15 year old girls are looking at Christian Grey and thinking that he is the perfect man and that him and Anastasia have a healthy relationship is a sickening and terrifying thought.I mean like, I get this, and I
guardiangrandma:missyisthemistress: This is shit that should be encouraged and reblogged. Look at that gorgeous girl. Look at her gorgeous smile and cute giggle. Look how happy he made her. Give this guy your love and reblogs. Not fucking trash like Mash
humorous:patrick-leaf:this-ugly-flower:death-limes:“omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!” THAT RED THING IS CALLED HARRY? can you not talk about prince harry like that? hey may be a redhead by he also has feelings
coffeeandcheesecake:thereichenbachfinn: remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her and it was like really troy really really yeah if
becauseiknowmyrights:africant:“Don’t worry. Everything’s going to be okay” her face is like *all i asked was if he could help me get the cereal from the top shelf*
sunflower-pandemonium: ohdarlingraven:beyondspareoom:daughterofprometheus:deducecanoe:ruthpower:Bill Nye is my favoriteDawkins needs to get over himselfBam. Dawkins is a jerk.Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence.
marniethedog: He seems like a nice guy
jenniferjamboree: my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
hylianvillager: When I see this I always love how Simon looks so impressed, it’s like he taught her how to be a bitch and she’s surpassed his expectations.
lonelystiles: when ur giving the succ for like 15 minutes and he still ain’t done
thisdorkjessica: stop-hammerkind: HE SOUNDS LIKE A POKEMON soo adorablee
photoggraph: julian2006: jake gyllenhaal doesnt know how to hold dogs and i am so happy he’s treating the dog like a baby omg
meet-foreverjester: hullaballoons:welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees? “Bees?”“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*
jedavu: Blue Ballpoint Pen DrawingsKevin Lucbert is a french artist based in Berlin. In his collection named “Blues Lines”, he only draws with a blue ballpoint pen. The importance allowed to details like perspectives, shadows or the stroke of a pen
unamusedsloth: Looks like he found some amazing cereal
I want to know why this is okay. Why some people have the notion in their heads that, something like this would ever be okay. Why someone, would pretend to be a friend…. Just to do this. i trusted this person, who stood up for me. He only wanted
kastiakbc: electricsed: Well I guess we know what Tony wished for. TONY STARK JUST KEPT BECOMING MORE AND MORE LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER UNTIL HE FINALLY BECAME ONE. NO WISH WAS NEEDED. Way to go, Tony!
cinderblocklynn: This show just didn’t give any fucks and I love it lmaoooooooo he dismissed her like hell no bye bitch
family-fucking: sheneedsithuge: Come on daddy shoot your seed deep in me just like all your friends do. Dad had no idea how much of a filthy whore his daughter was. He’ll have to punish her for that.
rainbowrites: thesassygorilla: the last one is just like “okay fucking seriously.” I love the slow transition from the first one (‘WHAT IS HAPPENING, OHMYGAWD OHMYGAWDOHMYGAWD’) to the last, where he obviously has no fucks left to give and
liftingandcats: I have no idea where this is from, but her fucking face and then he’s just eating that like a fucking chicken drum holy shit oh my fucking god hahahhah
luvr4photography: howtumblrruinedmylife: j2minion: Is it just me or does he have like NO make-up on…? freckles fucking everywhere and it’s glorious, isn’t it? gnnggg
howtumblrruinedmylife: j2minion: Is it just me or does he have like NO make-up on…? freckles fucking everywhere and it’s glorious, isn’t it?
kahluakat: I can just see Crowley living with the Winchesters in season 9 and whenever he does something evil Sam pulls out a spray bottle of holy water like no. bad demon.
deadcatwithaflamethrower: hawkeyesex: can we all just take a moment to consider Clint or Tony or someone seeing footage of Peggy fighting and casually saying to Steve, “hey, she fights like you” to which he would immediately respond, “no, I fight
be-pleasing-always: It seemed so simple at the time, holding a pose. That moment when he said: “Yes, just like that”. That moment when i thought i could last no longer, beads of sweat building on my spin, biting my lip, my muscles aching, nails
sweetavidyajones: makos-lightningrod: i feel like no one realizes how much korra must love her father. i mean, of course she loves both her parents equally but after watching the two of them for two books, it just kills me how he takes her in his
fermatas-theorem:yardsards:starry-river-serval:gravity-falls-conspiracies: “The Pyramid Guy from the opening credits literally has no significance to the show and never will. He’s just a generic image made to look mythological or spooky like most
destiny-islanders: Okay but what if summons remain full-size no matter which world Sora is in? Try telling Sora he’s just a toy after seeing him re-enact that one scene from Free Willy with a mermaid like a hundred times his size, Woody. DO NOT
odair: lampsarepeopletoo: the entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza everyone likes pizza i think u need to reread
sher-i-khan: A guy said to a girl, “So…do you have a boyfriend?” The girl says, “No, I don’t.” The guy licks his lips and said, “Okay. You’re unattached, just like me.” Everyone: HE IS FLIRTING WITH HER!! A guy said to another guy,
1imaginedirection: ihavefallenforharrystyles: omg Liam’s face is like “woah mate didn’t think you had it in you! impressed!” ^no I think he’s just really scared to get one of Harry’s big ass hands slapped into his face
chain-me-to-the-sky: talentedtrickster: I’m sorry but that gif just really looks like he’s yelling “BITCH, NO”
Don’t mess with Shion!
yournaughtydirtylittlesecret: Before they left for dinner he pressed her to the wall, lifting up the back end of her skirt, his finger tracing her moist lips. “That’s a good girl. No panties, just like I asked. We may leave now. You’ll be rewarded
buildingabetterbimbo: daddy-icebear: blankbecky: ministryofsluts: She agreed to wear the remote-controlled vibrator in her panties just like she yes to anything He asked of her. But she had no idea that the new toy would be a total game changer until
jarheadsonexhibit: peeking-out-males: bastianphilly: Yes, indeed. He’s built just like his daddy Peeking Out MalesSpy on dicks… with no risk of being caught! HOT!!! I remember this pic!
daddykinkplace2: possessive-daddy: Daddy had no lube, but he knows what else gets princess slippery wet. Daddy gives you a good spanking before I fuck you just like you love baby girl.
