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jukeboxemcsa: The day she got her tattoo was the happiest day of Shari’s life. It wasn’t her decision, of course; she was presented with a choice, but the idea belonged to Master. (“Just like you,” he joked, making her laugh and squirm at the
One of my friends made a joke today. He hasn’t got a Tumblr though, so it’s left to me to share it with the world.
hollyjollykirkmas: sassygayangel: ubernovalover: breadieat: Saved by bread. All bready to go.. Tumblr’s on a roll with all these jokes lately. Frankly, I’m surprised he got that through the baguette check.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: fuckingsleeep: sleepthroughthealarm: i literally only got this joke yesterday I don’t get it… Someone help me… *psst* he was gonna say LAID
scrambledbits: feinideas: my faaaaavorite hot sauce. no joke, i pour some on every bite of my burrito when i eat at qdoba. so necessary. It’s true. He does. This stuff is very good and I got Jessica liking it. My plans of turning the white girl
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke
lameborghini: i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner
tavbrogaytram: NoiJaku headcanon:Because of their age difference, Noiz jokingly called Koujaku “daddy” from time to time. At first it just pissed Koujaku off and made him embarrassed but eventually he got used to it, and then Noiz started to use
celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure
whovianat221bbakerstreet: fawns-and-bees: Look at how proud Greg is. He’s like ‘babe, babe look. I got you a thing. It’s funny. We have an inside joke. Look at how cute we are. Do you love me now, Sherlock?’ Sherlock’s face in the last gif
southofdallas: I jokingly messaged my brother that he was just jealous that my dick was so much bigger than his and this is the response I got. Fuck!
omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter. Etymology is ridiculous
ajanigoldmane: celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the
tallfry36: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty
texasbigdog377: slade9wilson: lp-atlfreakboi: Invited him over and he fuckd the hell out of me. @slade9wilson Yea I did that… Fuck the hell out of you what a joke and wonder why niggas got HIV FUCKING MEN YOU MEET ONLINE LET THEM IN YOUR HOUSE
darksoulshaters: darksoulshaters: Nameless asked this dude why he hacked, and got a series of your mom jokes in return. I’m not kidding. transcript: (1) ur mom is so fat when she turns around people yell fat ass (2) cause shes so fat when she rolls
ayellowbirds: ajanigoldmane: celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer
cracked: In 2011, Chinese artist Peiwen Liu got down on one knee to propose to his girlfriend. But things didn’t go smoothly: the girl jokingly told him she would marry him only if he walked 1,000 miles for her. She then probably went on with her day,
okay–anyways: i would try to make a joke but we just got a vice president who openly, proudly admits he would subject children to psychological torture if it meant there was even a chance that they wouldn’t grow up to be like me. a specific kind of
historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke Thank you batman
okay–anyways: i would try to make a joke but we just got a vice president who openly, proudly admits he would subject children to psychological torture if it meant there was even a chance that they wouldn’t grow up to be like me. a specific kind
catbushandludicrous: I’ve got a joke for Jack to do, which is kind of more family-friendly than the material he’s used to doing.
yataspenis: this guy who lives in the same town as me stole a kit kat and got arrested and im not joking when i say literally everyone of his friends that he has on facebook posted ‘would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit’ on his facebook wall
odinsblog: Reminder: Casual racism is still racism. Ofc the obligatory apology was issued…but only AFTER he got called on his “joke.” This kind of racism masquerading as “humor” is ingrained just beneath the surface of how many White Americans?
nathanpetrellis: People come up to me and go, ‘I can’t believe you got Jon Snow with three arrows!’ Are you joking? Of course she did. He betrayed her. I fully back Ygritte for those actions, 100 percent.” - Rose Leslie for New York Daily Times,
mishasminions: defiance-of-death: memewhore: That was the joke. FUCKING THANKYOU. ALL THE AWARDS TO JIM CARREY’S FACE THAT GOT STUCK THAT WAY :p he has a funny face :p
As a joke, i got our neighbor who my wife thinks is really Hot to put a ski mask on and pretend to take her by force. He was supposed to stop here. But my wife recognized his after shave, and let him fuck her 3 times in front of me…She said there
tropius: the memes and jokes that emerged from this vine all got old and shit but this video itself is still so funny to watch and listen to just the way he says Pear
lameborghini:i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner
madamgyoza: thighetician: kingsmooter: lazydelusionalnerd: MY BOY JACKIE IS GOING FULL NEESON Ain’t no jokey jokes in this one. Jackie’s got a duct tape silencer he could kick liam nessons ass tbh but i cannot wait for this
squigglydigg: IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE ALWAYS TAKES FOREVER TO SAVE PEACH I JUST GOT THIS JOKE
sleipnirohara: SO I TWEETED ALEX HIRSCH TO MAKE A BILL AND TED JOKE ABOUT BILL CIPHER AND TAD STRANGE AND HE RESPONDED??? I accidentally got us some confirmation on a few things, oops this is fake, i cant see it on his twitter