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“Lonnie pumped away on me while I got acquainted with his big friend. I remember thinking ‘Wow! He’s going to take some getting used to!’ His GIRTH really opened me up. Lonnie jokingly complained that I was loose for a week after
Our second date was at my place for dinner and TV. The show we were watching made some reference to size and he made a comment about “bigger is better” or something. “Think you got that covered?” I asked jokingly. “Not a
“Lonnie pumped away on me while I got acquainted with his big friend. I remember thinking ‘Wow! He’s going to take some getting used to!’ His GIRTH really opened me up - it was awesome! Lonnie jokingly complained that I was loose for a week
cagedjock: I cum without Master’s approval and as a result I got my punishment. He made me put on my nipples the magnetic balls extra strong so they pinch against my skin. These balls are no joke and I was told to kneel, hands behind my back, head
“Lonnie pumped away on me while I got acquainted with his big friend. I remember thinking ‘Wow! He’s going to take some getting used to!’ His GIRTH really opened me up - it was awesome! Lonnie jokingly complained that I was loose for a week
babyfacessuck: What a joke. You’ve got the hardest working guy in the business, CM Punk on top. WWE CHAMP. Things are good. But this motherfucker who’s only back to promote some terrible movie like he’s always in, apparently is “too good” to
girthyencounters: Our second date was at my place for dinner and TV. The show we were watching made some reference to size and he made a comment about “bigger is better” or something. “Think you got that covered?” I asked jokingly. “Not
mynightwing: The first time my brother I asked my brother to fuck me in the ass, he thought I was joking. When I got naked and put his cock in me, he came right away. He apologized, but I told him not to be sorry, as long as he can go again.
southofdallas: I jokingly messaged my brother that he was just jealous that my dick was so much bigger than his and this is the response I got. Fuck!
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ajanigoldmane: celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the
tbh tho i haven’t really seen any evidence of jontron being an asshole, he made some dumb jokes on twitter that were definitely not ok but i haven’t seen anything that shows he’s a trump supporting cunt, anyone got any sources or quotes from him
frankenbolt: D: “Yeah he wanted me to be [SPOILER] but I was like ‘Nah.’” S: “…Dandy you have got to be joking.” J: “You turned down all that power…” H: “It must be wonderful to be that delusional.” Space Dorks part two.
heysawbones: WHOOPS SORRY here whoops I made a thing for stopitsembellished! We’d been joking about what might happen if all these tall characters got together. Neroll is two inches taller than Steven(!) He’s cool with it. Enchanted, even. Mitzy
pasteldogg: i-like-smoked-salmon: pasteldogg: GUESS who got up in the middle of the night to draw this because he couldn’t stop laughing at his own terrible tweets Let’s hit 40k notes, NOW (This is for a good cause) NO STOP I WAS JUST JOKING!!
omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter. Etymology is ridiculous
galahadwilder:jasontoddsguns:galahadwilder:galahadwilder:So I just made a joke that “more women should poison their husbands” to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wifeI’m
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke
lameborghini: i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner Pavlov was right!
lameborghini: i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner
lameborghini: i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner It happens.
swimminghomosubtitles: lbr, “lost Sosuke” jokes are never going to get old.I wonder how often he got lost while in Tokyo……
Free Comic Book Day was so much fun! I got a preview of a Hello Kitty comic and the owner of it joked around with me about how horrifying it would be if there was a My Little Pony crossover with it. He also said that he’s going to order a War
The day Yayoi retired from the music industry was a really sad day. Then he got married, fat and ugly (not joking here).
artemispanthar: Some people got, like, Mad at this silly little post ‘cause “he just wants to be friends,” and, like, sure, yeah, I got no problem with them being pals, but I didn’t make the joke because he was chatting with her, I made it because
jordan-reet: She’s got a point there Marcus… Now can you go before I get blue balls or something? [He laughed, he was joking, but only slightly.] Now please… go. [Marcus just continued to laugh at the two of the and how they wanted their alone
bennyslegs: graceebooks: #i love this so much like people always want to make sherlock really boring and serious but hes actually a joke #i mean seriously people #john easily got him into crap tv #he’s up for board games#he’s a dumb little poopy
makochantachibanana: lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class
ballsmakeuweak: He flirted and tried to cop a feel from his masseuse, while jokingly asking about a “happy ending.” She secretly got her manager and another co-worker to come in and together, they stripped him naked and made sure he was given a
someonepleasebreedmybfalready: letitbeknown253: While my bf was cooking dinner he got a text from his roommate. “Hey man. Just want to give you a heads up it might get noisy in here. Got your man taken my dick right now.”“Wtf? You’re joking
lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs)
actualcanadianfemmesherlock: DON’T FUCKING TELL ME NATASHA IS COLD AND HEARTLESS. Remember how he jokingly threatened her and got a powerfully afraid reaction? Then remember when he cornered and almost killed her as the Hulk? This man lives under
sderya06: mertcetinkaya24: northcock1: northcock1: dandare13: mrbangerreviews: #JessicaSexxxton huge loads! How does he do it ? Fuck he is good👍 Wowsa Youv got to be joking . Thats a load and half .. Fucking jeesus Bu gerçek olabilir
someoneudontknow5: OH MY GOD GUYS MY DAD HEARD ME JOKING ABOUT ME HAVING STUFF WITH MY ART ON IT AND THEN TODAY HE BROUGHT ME THIS BOX WITH A TON OF STUFF IN IT AND I LIL BABIES ON MAGNETS GUYS AND THEN HE SAID HE GOT A FEW BUTTONS “A FEW”
obi-wanakin: I think one of my favorite stories I’ve ever heard Mark Hamill tell is the one about how the first time he heard the score for A New Hope he got sort of jokingly offended because it seemed like every other character had a specific song
makochantachibanana:lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class
zicko:hypotheticalpeople:Guy who got the death penalty but he survived so they just let him leavethis reminds me of a joke. so theres this bulgarian guy right? loves trains, has loved trains since he was a kid. one day, the bulgarian railroad association
alrightevans:alrightevans:imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which
did-you-know: Bill Murray was a pre-med student until he got busted for pot on his 20th birthday, and it changed his life forever. While waiting to board a plane in Chicago on September 21, 1970, he jokingly told another passenger he had bombs in his
freckledbuttchester: like, sam doesn’t even have any mementos of jess he doesn’t have a sweater of hers, he doesn’t have any books she scribbled notes in, he doesn’t have the headband she got him as a joke because she was always pushing his bangs
alrightevans: imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which one? which
shirtlessjay: Siva : Max loves the girls. Tom : We both got that northern humour going on. North-west humour. Jay : Max is the joking dad type. Nathan : He’s always making really really bad jokes.
creekycoffee: yen-sama: cheesyturtle: I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important Why is it a cassette player, tho? It’s a cassette player because he got Frozen in the year 1999. And in this episode fry got super rich and he was
bethanythemartian: writing-prompt-s: “Would you die for me?” “Again?” “What?” he asked. He looked amused, as if she’d just said something humorous, but he got the joke an she didn’t.She was not amused. “About once a month you ask
hugglez4eva: lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and
my friend who is a dom got mad at me today because i told him it was ridiculous that he said he was working on his man tan instead of just saying tan it was really an absurd argument because it started out as me joking but he was so hostile and pissed
cuckman3: My wife teased my friend Jerome that his black cock would be too big for her tight white pussy. He joked that it wasn’t that big, but said when he came it was like knocking the top of a fire hydrant off! Well she got drunk and I persuaded
hrrysponytail: SO REMEMBER HOW I SAID I GOT HARRYS EYE CONTACT AND JOKINGLY BLEW HIM A SLOPPY KISS AND HE MADE A FACE… THE SECOND GIF IS THE FACE. its not every day that you can say you got side eyed by harry styles
![frankenbolt: D: “Yeah he wanted me to be [SPOILER] but I was like ‘Nah.’” S: “…Dandy you have got to be joking.” J: “You turned down all that power…” H: “It must be wonderful to be that delusional.” Space Dorks part two.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d4ccaef4ea2ab8009bc83c8870ff2a2a/tumblr_nf9hwpPKwP1qca26uo1_250.jpg)
![jordan-reet: She’s got a point there Marcus… Now can you go before I get blue balls or something? [He laughed, he was joking, but only slightly.] Now please… go. [Marcus just continued to laugh at the two of the and how they wanted their alone](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_f8a3c483bbfc_128.png){kind=avatar}
