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Shaggy, sucking off Velma and Daphne. His cock is dripping so I guess he just got done jerking off. Wotta a lucky guy, no joke.
I’VE TRIED MANY TIMES ON RARE OCCASIONS TO DRAW THIS LITTLE CUTIE AND I FINALLY GOT ONE THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD! MY STYLE AND OTHER ARTISTS’ STYLES TEND TO NOT MIX TOO WELL! THIS ADORABLE CUTIE IS @ask-poison-joke
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest
This guy …
drakestories: Dad doesn’t take any pills, but he and I jokingly call it our Cialis moment. Where the sex just erupts between us, fast, furious, hard. Like today. I’d met Dad after I was done with classes and after he got out of work. Since I’m
makochantachibanana: lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class
thetardiswantscasinit: That clerk was so ready to be mad at this dude. But look at that face in the last gif. He’s like “Shiiiiit….dude’s got jokes.”
yamasmut: That bottom always looks like he just got done telling a really funny joke :3c
lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs)
sneakyfeets: microth0ng: nintooner: team aqua is amazing Team magma is so scary like they threaten to kill you no joke maxie told me he’d bury me with his own hands team aqua’s plan is the most ridiculous of the two like they just wanna surf
sailor-soup replied to your post: anonymous said:It goes by pretty … Im kinda wondering where Steven got those sprinkles He probably got it from the temple, something the Gems retrieved or they have around for experiments or something. Pearl
sailor-soup replied to your post: OK but how cute was Steven in this epi… And how he got mad cuz Lars was hanging out with other friends saraaza replied to your post: OK but how cute was Steven in this epi… he was friggin adorable.
tastefullyoffensive: “He’s taking a criminology course. When he got back we jokingly pointed it out to him and he got bright red when he realized the page he left it on.” - mcdngr
jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
piscine-unrelated: So I was thinking. Current fanon is that Adrien spends his free time in his room marathoning movies and TV shows, which gives him a lot of ammunition for his puns and jokes. While that’s probably true up to a point,he’s got that
i can see noiz sending koujaku what would seem like a bad joke at but then turning it into a bad sext like. “knock knock.” “who’s there.” “eat me out.” and koujaku will probably either a, pop a boner, or b, beat the shit out of him
onlyalittlelion: #so ahead of your time
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
slubaby95: daughterofaphrodite828: saymercimaster: Who doesn’t like flowers, right? 💐💐💐 He got jokes 🤣
tastefullyoffensive:“He’s taking a criminology course. When he got back we jokingly pointed it out to him and he got bright red when he realized the page he left it on.” - mcdngr
bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
“The Vicious thing was just a joke; he was a softy.”
sup-im-dean: theconsultingrenegade: bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play
tippi1992: “The Vicious thing was just a joke; he was a softy.” Photo © Richard E. Aaron
luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and
thors-oh-so-jovial: thors-oh-so-jovial: thors-oh-so-jovial: There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can
saintsghost: marysonofjames: This is not even a joke. This is my cousin’s tree (or lack thereof). He’s an only child. I cannot even fathom this picture. He said it takes 5-6 hours to open them. Is your cousin Dudley from Harry Potter
masterwayne-at-221b: masterwayne-at-221b: theres a guy who lives in my city and he always dresses in crazy 80’s gear with teased hair and tights and the whole city just calls him the “80’s guy.” do you think i’m joking?? one time
big-bootyakasha: I had my boyfriend for secret santa this year and he was joking when he asked for a portrait of Vladimir Putin made entirely out of swedish fish but i don’t fuck around when it comes to christmas
aspidelaps: flygex-eatin-on-softies: I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so…. mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
babyyoureacriminal:chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
thicccc:straight cis men will pick and choose who they want to date based on their boob size and waist to hips ratio but as soon as a woman jokes about dating a billionaire who can spoil her while he flies across the world men basically air-drop in to
saintmosshart:mol-bay:jackwhitesturntable:Everyone is making vampire jokesfave They aren’t jokes. He’s actually a vampire.
eddie-vedder-is-god: poninepontmercy: The most accurate representation of me telling a joke Lol he did tell a joke…
captainarlert: I was going to laugh at Eren calling him Jeanbo, but then I got sad when I heard Eren’s voice because he isn’t joking or teasing. And why? Because he wishes he had a mother he could be nice to.
catsandfangirling: I feel like Robert Pattinson auditioned for Twilight as a joke and then when he got the part he decided it would be funny to take the joke even farther and now he hates himself for doing it.
circumcisedperfection: circdad: Joking with the Coach…. then he announces he’s got your parents permission to have you both circumcised. You’ll thank him when you’re older. Unfortunately my time on Tumblr has had to come to an end. I am moving
gingahhh: moonstruckmei: catsfurever: catsfurever: does pete davidson’s chest tattoo really fucking say jokes come and go but swag is forever He’s got a 10 inch dick she isn’t answering
ashleywould: keepmywhiskeyneat: ashleywould He’s got jokes.
circdad: Joking with the Coach…. then he announces he’s got your parents permission to have you both circumcised. You’ll thank him when you’re older. Unfortunately my time on Tumblr has had to come to an end. I am moving to onlyfans and uploading
I got on Facebook today (HUGE mistake) and I saw a guy post a picture saying “reblog if you would date someone with self harm scars…” and as the caption he put “I wouldn’t tbh.” Then he and his friends went on to add
important GIL question:is the dog romancable
