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thatfunnyblog: This man is just like traumatized for life like- He has to go into counseling for this shit His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated “Henry we talked about this-“ “HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS” “Henry
badgalarih: afro-dominicano: fuckkk man this is so fucked up no body should have to be going through this. that’s antonio’s mom. this really makes me sad man . christmas eve. almost the new year. he only had half a year left pretty much and he’d
fellow-traveller: Nothing really special. I just wanted to draw Nile and his kids (can’t draw the third one, because he/she is on the way??) having a good time. Sort of. The kids’ appearance are purely headcanon; unless informed by Isayama, I would
My high school crush called me, tellin’ me that my voice changed. OH MY FUCKING GOD. I think I’m gonna fall in love with him again! Actually, I’d rather fall on my knees in front of him XD :P What a pity. He’s not gay..
denimcatfish: So I thought about how they found out Aang was the Avatar by presenting him with a set of toys when he was very young and he chose the one that belonged to his previous lives… Korra’s the only Avatar that the next one will have a connection
urbanizayntion:champzagne:he looks like the star of the high school football team making a speech in his small southern church about how he hopes god will bless the team this friday Bobby: “What are you doing you’re throwing away your dream!”
wildniam: omg he does this thing where he smiles super big and his eyes squint and its pure happiness and it makes you wanna cry Read More
My husband has been really good and as patient as he can be with my anxiety after having the baby but apparently getting the fucking furnace fixed is where he draws the line. Sarcastically talking down to me about the “laws of thermodynamics”.
skyrimconfessionss: “I hate Eorlund Gray-mane so much! He isn’t the best blacksmith at all! Balimund and Adrianne are way more better! I hate when he says “Gods be praised.” …Ugh…” skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com Image Credit: [x]
sclez: with-practice: cykeem white He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.
onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
askjongtae: Club au Jonghyun. Jonghyun works at a swanky, private club downtown, singing smooth jazz and wooing the audience because he likes singing and he likes skirts. These are a few of his choice holiday hits, Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt A Song For
coffeeandcockatiels: MARK LOOKS SO MISERABLE WITH THOSE BUSHY EYEBROWS… He reminds me of a kid being dressed by his mom in a costume he didn’t want. I think feathers make better elf brows btw.
salma: yaoibutts: shavingryansprivates: introducing… SPOONS! OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF This kid needs a nobel prize
lame-alchemist:lieutenant-sarcastic:Headcanon that Edward breaks his right arm a lot after getting it back. He was so used to relying on his strong automail arm that he instinctually throws up his right arm to protect himself, forgetting that bone isn’t
deanandsammyandcastiel: Some things you probably didn’t know about Misha Collins Misha was arrested for reading a book on top of a bank because he “needed better lighting”. He stole security badges from the White House and turned them into a mobile.
highlibidoo: the-goddamazon: Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up. Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure
underthe-corktree: my hair dresser is a trans woman and a girl at the salon kept on calling her “he” so she whipped out her boob and said “does this titty look like a he to you”
mysticmoonhigh: So I was talking to a boy today and called him “dude” and he goes, “Hey, I’m not your dude. I want to go by bro.” And the very first thing that popped into my head was ‘wow, he has preferred bronouns’.
turntechdraws: bubbly-skullz asked: hello i just want to say that i love your style and drawings, so could ya draw me a cute dave, please? uwu Whispers he’s an asshole but he’s a cute asshole uvu
berlin1991: I want everyone to know that Donald Trump is a rapist, he raped his ex wife Ivana when they were married and then strong armed her into taking it back after she made a statement. I want to stop seeing his face as a joke on here, please. he
superbrybread: curtis-the-kitnec: mugibaby: S T R O N G D O G greater dog bounds towards you He ate his vegetables and now he is strong
methylbenzene: Long story short my friend Derek did a 18+ panel at a con and he was literally sponsored by Bad Dragon and they gave him a free dragon dildo and he used it to frost a cinnamon roll and the nostalgia critic had a panel in the same room
yvonnism: Squibbit never liked getting carried, but this time he didn’t struggle when I needed a hug. Maybe he just knew I really needed that.
imagine-kylo-ren: Imagine Kylo Ren eyeing the same piece of pizza that Han is eyeing and just as Han reaches out for it, Kylo uses the force to pull it to his mouth and he just licks it. He just licks the fucking piece of pizza, and then puts it back
kairiwiki: basically-fabulous: Guys we need to stop saying Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer. He was born in 1970, when the killer was active in 1968-69. Clearly he’s the SON of the Zodiac Killer, all grown up and ready to follow in the footsteps of
teenage-mutant-angsty-zukos: official-data: New Ted Cruz theory: Yes, he’s the Zodiac Killer. That’s a given. But he’s also a time traveler, thus explaining his oh-so-convenient alibi of “not being born yet”. This leads to a scary possibility.
cynicjovial: When W. D. Gaster speaks in all caps it’s the same ol’ Gaster But when he speaks in lowercase he becomes Gaster The Filthy Homestuck
conop-8888: dreemurr-reborn: mettaten-outof-ten: Mettaton Live Full Videohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A7cKKZsxG18 [He’s real.] HE’S REAL
egophiliac: I was gonna go to bed, but then my brain said nope, gotta draw Metta being the best worst friend ever! (j/k I feel like he means well, he’s just. really bad at not being hugely self-absorbed. plus you gotta get those ratings, darling)
commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: himatzu: himatzu: ted cruz smiles like he has shampoo in his eyes yea maybe it’s from the long ass shower he took to wash off the blood from being the zodiac killer
holywaterbucketchallenge: myotpisgay: My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”
mechagodzilla: there was a man walking in circles with his phone out and when we walked past him he said he was trying to hatch an egg. this app has completely turned people into pokemon NPCs
lolodapsycho: this-isnt-my-bra: Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t
1squirtle: mz-jem: officialinternet: HE LITERALLY WHIPPED HIS LAPTOP INTO THE DOOR I CANT OMG HE BROKE THE LAMP IN HALF LMAOO
spartadog: Me to @theflyingtoasters last night: “Tbh I feel like Zenyatta is more a cat person, though he also likes small dogs (well he likes all living things really but)Genji is the one who brings home a 150 lb mastiff that charges after Zenyatta
paradeofproblematicfavs: randomstabbing: isohels: Do you know what I hate?? When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing
cyberux: Sombra hacked into McCrees arm and made him dab now he’s crying in the corner and he just wants to go home
anarchetypal: i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it
dustysixshooter: rustichaunting: Why is no one talking about Zenyatta getting ready to absolutely fucking obliterate Genji in a snowball fight. Genji writing his last will and testament to Mercy cuz he knows he ded
songsterbee: theprincesswashere: jamaicanbulma: lizoncloud9: Albert went in 😂😂 Raassssssclllaaaaarrt 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 He was on the other side like the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im crying…. read her!
asexualhanzo: what if genji’s speaking technology wasnt quite as robust when he first gets his new body so he sounds like an outdated drivethrough speaker
orriculum: imgoingtofighttheocean: GUYS I THINK I JUST MET A FAKE GAMER GUY ON TINDER I CANT BELIEVE THIS “Have or have bot” Is a Freudian slip. He’s not even a boy, he’s a bot.🤖#Fakeonalllevels
salt-sass-and-lyrium: squeezemetillipop: bellygangstaboo: wonder where he got that idea though :) This fucking piece of shit BEAT A ONE YEAR OLD TO DEATH. It wasn’t an accident. It wasn’t SIDS. He literally bashed in an infant’s head. And
webuycrystals: webuycrystals: Will Somebody Please Get Him Out Of My Home He Is Riding A Bike Through My House And Touching All Of My Furniture And He Will Not Leave
leebasampson: adampaloian: When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings. this guy works on spongebob
mrlevelingthinner: draumbooty: swedebeast: draumbooty: My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched
squigglyexplosive: newtypezaku: Alton’s usually subtle when he watches a sabotage (or, in this case, an advantage) succeed or fail, so what makes this one of my favorites is how he just loses it in the middle of judging THE WORST PART WAS THAT THE
swarnpert: rrdcooc: jaynejezebelle: Don Bluth only knew how to draw one man, but dammit he wasn’t gonna let that stop him. To be fair, he knew how to draw two men twinks and bears
ceeblathers: ceeblathers: ceeblathers: ceeblathers: my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud
potatoafts:I want a soldier 76 voice line where he yells, “oh! my back!” after he gets killed by an enemy
trashpits: I’m in a call with my boyfriend and suddenly out of nowhere he goes “be right back” and I was worried something was wrong but then he sends me this
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off but instead he drew
thegingerghost: So I pushed my boyfriend through Walmart in a shopping cart today.. At midnight… IN the cart…. He was IN the cart. My 19 year old boyfriend. In the shopping cart. Yep.
forgetmenotred: I can’t believe what was happening! I’m actually playing with my baby brothers cock as he sleeps! God I hope he doesn’t wake up before I make him have wet dream.
I’m STILL not over this justin timberlake album. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?! I’m still fucking hysterical.
abc1234566: I just wanna lay under that guy while he is doing whatever he wants… God, let me touch that chest!
whitegirlsaintshit: 124: tyler is like 6 2 and big but he still manage to have a tiny pea head here wait… why do young jeezy look like he was graduating durin the civil rights era?
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