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ASDFGHJKL!!!!! Do u see what im talking about now!! look at that FINE PIECE OF EYE CANDY! I CANT EVEN… OH GOD… HE’S SOOO…..>.> unf…
When asked what type of person he would be when he’s in love…
askadrider: ((He got stabbed and didn’t die…so things got a bit rearranged.)) ((On a more worldbuildy note, he does only have one digestive system, but two sets of lungs. Driders aren’t the most logically-made creatures.))
Outfit of the day. My friend asked me to wear his jersey today, so I did. It’s really big so that made it sort of uncomfortable to wear (also it just sort of feels weird to wear someone else’s clothes that isn’t Sonny’s) but! He
heartinseoul: HOW TO RESPOND TO “GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY” Unable to continue his argument, he proceeded by blocking me, and encouraging his wife to delete me on Facebook as well. For context for the starter pack, he drives a truck.P.S. It’s been
airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush: my mom just sent me this he’s famous Now this is quality entertainment im crying. if u don’t pay attention you dont even see the push he just ascends
rageomega: cosmic-noir: plasticroyal: manbootypokeball: shia-mortem: manbootypokeball: This is a rim job… This is eating ass… Know the difference. this is jesus. follow him Does he want his ass ate? you know he do @novaschaos
moshita: Anecdotes by medical practitioners “A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t
nsfweiners: does he thank god, or does he thank satan? what a dilemma
badwolfrun: Doomsday AU | Part 1 When the Doctor’s lever begins to shift, he tries as hard as he can to hold it back into its locked position. His grip isn’t tight enough, but Pete comes at the last minute to save him. Stuck without a TARDIS and
rointheta:“Guess it’s just the two of us now,” she says, but the furrow doesn’t leave his brow.“Rose, what’s happening?” he asks, and the fear in his voice ripples through her core.By the time the Torchwood zeppelin arrives he doesn’t
baseballcapscowboysncock: HE IS COCK!!! HE IS GOD!!!GAZE UPON THE ROD AND ALLOW YOUR ROD TO GROW…THEN MASTURBATE AND WORSHIP!!!
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deadguppy replied to your post:Ike’s character design in Brawl and the new Smash…His legs gross me out soo disfigured He’s just like this big meat machine monster and it’s pretty exaggerated, like REALLY exaggerated. In game he’s
teenagecumdump:divineimpurityy-deactivated2021:daddydoit:He’ll fuck any hole he wants. God this position looks so hot to try out….but I would enjoy it even better if a guy just did it to me without asking
kiyuyu: later Pearl catches it when Steven is watching it, she’s horrified that he’s watching something so violent & vulgar so he’s not allowed after that pretty sure (though she is prob fond of Lisa Lisa lbr ). okie dok bye
hokagbae:its v cute how joseph takes it personally when bad guys threaten him hes like “oh man I guess he really hates me„,” instead of thinking “I am a threat to him/his agenda and he wants me out of the way for his own personal gain”
kellymarietran:i bet the reason why finn has so many fans in the resistance is because the entire time he was unconscious poe’s been going around telling the story of how he saved him and bb-8 and the galaxy like “and then just as i thought i was
wnterfalcons: we just got our asses kicked. by a kid. a kid. how old was he? 20? 21? that’s embarrassing. SAM WILSON and BUCKY BARNES in FALCON & WINTER SOLDIER (2020), art by Federico Vicentini
edwardmunsen:sorry but he’s the living breathing embodiment of 👁👄👁
killuvolt-moved: Nezumi closed his eyes, and turned away. The smell of gunpowder grew stronger. Mixed with the stench of blood, the air grew thick and viscous. It was a stench he was used to―almost too used to―and yet, he still felt like throwing
rabbittwalter: gamtav88: brooklyn-knight: jalexintheimpala: god bless gordan ramsey Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome. because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore
istanpcy-deactivated20190714: Maybe he is just a man,but he means the universe to you.
heartbreakingtennant: But God, just notice you’re both looking at the sky.
gredandforgewazlib:annieaceofhearts:ameliasfairytales:I’m glad you’re staying.#hello he kissed her like she was the last drop of water on earth (via @wallowsinthecloud) #he really did #and she didn’t kiss him back like an inexperienced teenager
serenamidori: pokemonxynews: honedge-the-great-and-powerful: holy crap Ever tried to remember the names of all the Pokemon? Here’s that, but in song. …HE USED THE FUCKING ELEMENTS SONG OH MY GOD IT’S SO PERFECT
outofcontextdnd: “The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head.”
“Uncountable numbers written in new fallen snow, I can hear the claws of the beast tapping at my window, while he sleeps in his dreams he sees God’s face, realizes even disbelief requires a leap of faith”
How can this guy not get the right woman? I mean, look at him! He’s dedicated… He’s fucking adorable… and… I mean, just
yurisdreamer: everyone on this god damn website is falling for the antichrist and i can’t blame them
globalhumor: Super Brazzers He he, what? !
chesschirebacon:pupskin:exciting art update THAT WAS MADE FOR ME Interesting fact, Tite Kubo, the creator of Bleach and some other mangas, said that he doesn’t draw backgrounds whenever he wants the character to be the focus because a background
kiddeathx:Cerebella’s hat is sick of taking orders, now he’s taking what he wants. More Skullgirls masturbation, this was another request that got out of hand. Tell me what you think, and what I should do next. Also the sketch.
acstlu: Commission for Jaxwolf featuring his animal Jasira and derpah‘s animal Rikki!!!ᵈᵉʳᵖᵃʰ ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵉ ᵗᵒᶫᵈ ᵐᵉ ʰᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ᵖᵉʳᵐᶦˢˢᶦᵒᶰ ᵗᵒ ᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ
meadows-furry-field: derpah: acstlu:Commission for Jaxwolf featuring his animal Jasira and derpah‘s animal Rikki!!!ᵈᵉʳᵖᵃʰ ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵉ ᵗᵒᶫᵈ ᵐᵉ ʰᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ᵖᵉʳᵐᶦˢˢᶦᵒᶰ ᵗᵒ ᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ
therealjacksepticeye: Im very happy you all exist. I dont know what I’d do without you all anymore. You stop me from getting lonely so thank you very much :) When Jack admits that he thinks of us when he masturbates…
goddess-of-debauchery: iheardyoulikehentai: Honoo no Haramase Paidol My Star Gakuen Z The Animation gif part 2 Maaaaan, when am I gonna get filled like that?! A guy said he would take my virginity, but he hasn’t yet and it’s really agonizing.
huffingtonpost: Bernie Sanders Says He Would Support Legalizing Weed If Given The ChanceHe’s the first presidential candidate from a major party to do so. I only read this because I’m a Nevada resident and, he’s probably as close as anyone
rasec-wizzlbang: slartibartfastibast: Deep Frog do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description I’m pretty sure he meant that it was beyond his capacity to describe. This could be described
jadonyart: Little Halloween themed sketches from yesterdays STREAM (holy shit, did he say stream, does that imply that he’s a functional human being again?(THE ANSWER OF COURSE IS MAYBE)) of some BnF Characters per (raffle) request of their BnF owners:
lolliedrop: Today I have a suuuuper special drawing. I decided to make fan art from my favorite artist Cloud! DreamerOfExistence (Be sure to give him a WATCH & support him he makes awesome art!) He’s also a friend of mine I met from another artist
burst-fire: thebatfangnsfw: Back again with my good friend @burst-fire, here’s a pic we worked on together for Valentines day (it’s a little late, but oh well). He did the beatiful Candy, I did the Dash (because he wanted someone else to draw her
erotibot-art: artistfanatiq: Enza Zanetti for @erotibot-art He gave me some good advice and I wanted to thank him :3Also I did the line work and colouring a bit different this time. Hope he’ll notice me it :v A cutie! Thank-you so much for drawing
notatallecchi: “Please, use me. Take me and fuck me like a doll and discard me master” She moaned. She knew he loved when she moaned. “Please?” Her body was already soaked, and he didn’t even touch her yet.
makestheonioncry: anegyhw-nsfw: If he stays there any longer he might suffocate @makestheonioncry [Twitter] - [Deviantart] - [Pixiv] - [(Support me) KoFi] - [Commission me!] OOOOO SHIT
lil-mizz-jay: Daeva the Haunter!Adoptable Redesign for KriegTheMonster!A loooooong time ago, Krieg got an adoptable from me that he calls Daeva, a Haunter “Pokedoptable” that I made.I drew her a few months ago in an updated style, and he wanted to
hamsterwhisperer: when gundam is really young his class does that thing where you take care of little caterpillars till they turn into butterflies and he gets really into it. like he’s next to the little net thing all day and is really careful with
toudouus:IM PLAYING DUAL DESTINIES AND LAJSHXJAKDI THOUGHT HE WROTE “WOOPS” LIKE APOLLO TRIPPED AND FELL AND HIT HIS HEAD AND WROTE “WOOPS” WITH HIS BLOOD BEFORE HE PASSED OUT OMFG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IM GONNA PEE
kokoro46: thekenzinator: he can practically smell cock-blocks from a mile away Da faq dude…
shizukai79: Imagine Noiz being an adorable geek and at some point really got into anime. Of course he makes Aoba watch it with him. His current obsession is Shingeki no Kyojin and he always makes a comment about the intro songs and the German. Then one
askerenjaegerthetitanshifter: moses-relatable: f-premaur: rivaille so bishou （●´∀｀）ノ♡ was it necessary that he posed like that yes, he’s doing the thing
boobholdt: AU WHERE REINER MOVES INTO AN OLD HOUSE AND IT’S HAUNTED BY A SHY GHOST NAMED BERTL AND REINER HELPS HIM DO PRACTICE HAUNTINGS SO HE CAN GET BETTER AT BEING SCARY BC HE’S JUST TOO TIMID AND SOMETIMES EVEN SCARES HIMSELF ON ACCIDENT
aobaserageki: that one rabbit that trips at the far right is noiz’s favorite okay don’t fight me on this. he loves every single one but he loves that one the most
roachpatrol: i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore like buddy sorry
IS HE FUCKING JEALOUS GOD BLESS THIS BRAT.
pervypiksi: If you tell me Aoba doesn’t wear shorts I’ll cry. He has to show off his legs…he HAS to. ;n;
My attempt at gorehhhhhhhh(3/3);u; i hope you like them IS HE CRYING GOD FUCKING BLESS HE’S CRYING I LOEV ME SOME ABUSED CFRINYG OAOBA AAAH LOOK HOWG BEAUTFUK OHIS ORGANS ARE DIROPING OUT OF HIM LIKE THAT YES THANK U I FUCKNG LOVE HTESE IL;M GONNA
southitalys: southitalys: did u know? Hetalia stands for characters’ names He’s JapanEitaly (Egg Italy)Teutschland Alright, there’s ChinaLarge SlavIt sure is FranceAmerica for those asking: England is not here because he is terrible. good day
hann-desu: Oikawa told this little fellow that Iwa-chan loves it, so he always makes that face whenever he sees Iwa-chan.
overwonch: jack’s first press conference since his promotion to strike commander is about to start and he’s pretty nervous, but he’s got a pretty good introduction memorized and has mentally crafted solid responses to questions that reporters would
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