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Another Update 1. Absurd Stuff with Rocket Racoon 2. Ada and Chris 3. Kratos becomes the God of Love Hm. I think I’m gonna do some gay stuff with Kratos. Ya know…because he’s Greek. ;P Enjoy!
i hope my boyfriend sees these when he wakes up wanna play i swear to god im of legal age f #nsfw #gonewild
coachpervman: I’d noticed Randy’s showoff tendencies. Tight muscle shirts, swingin’ his dick around the locker room like he was god’s gift. He knew what he had and was just waiting for someone to take him up on the invitation. And that was
myjusticecake: hmsanchez87: “I’ve had enough of being a gay icon! I’ve had enough of all this hard work, because, since I came out, I keep getting all these parts, and my career’s taken off. I want a quiet life. I’m going back into the closet.
shelikesithuge: “unnhh…..sweetie! are you watching?…….unnhh….God…do you see his big dick…….ffffuuuucccckkk……going into me?………ohhhhh…..can you believe…….gggaaahhhdddd…..how big he is?…….god it feels……oooooohhhh…….soooo
Your wife showed the picture to her mother, to her two sisters, and to some of her closer friends. She always says, “the picture perfectly captures his manliness, and how much I worship my virile black god. My hubby was on his knees when he took
didhesayonabender: a-liquor-store: sin-stained-ink: Why is he lying on the floor? Actually, scratch that. Why does he look so HOT while lying on the floor. No idea where I originally found this, so if it’s yours, drop me a line and I’ll stick
adirtylilsecret: beyoncesupremacy: nedahoyin: 90sdefect: If I was dude, I was bussing on demand and wouldn’t have given a single fuck. Look at his face.. He got at LEAST one nut.. He found God If the first gif he like “Oh SHIT, she just grabbed
holyshitmyporncollection: Amputee and scholarly gentledragon? I hope he didn’t eat that leg.
This was commissioned by someone on deviantART called Space-Piano, and he wanted me to draw his custom elder god, Lau-Ga'roh, who is basically the god of the Hounds of Tindalos.
Wanted to draw one of my favorite Chaos Gods from the Warhammer/Warhammer 40k universe. From what I’ve gathered from the lore, he’s pretty much a giant wad of disease and pus that cares about his followers, and is generally a cool guy
imagineyour-crush: Part 2 Imagine… He cuts you off by covering up your mouth with his hand. He stares at you before you lift up one your legs and push his side with it. He loses his balance and falls against the bed. You quickly get on top of him and
slenderman-is-watching-you: thedestroyerinshadow: loveincolororg: God has spoken! THE LORD HATH SPOKEN i read this in his voice.i actually think he is god,morgan freeman is his secret identity
grimphantom: squidapple:An anonymous commission At least he died happy lol Oh he didn’t die, he’s gone spalunking…is that how it’s spelled?
foreverfett: rawrcharlierawr: i have the biggest crush on gordan ramsay and honestly it’s to the point where i’m a lot embarrassed about it because whenever he does something nice like the super awesome guy he is, rather than all the yelling he’s
revolutionarykoolaid: I’m just done. Absolutely fucking done. The police executed another Black man tonight in Minnesota, as he attempted to comply with orders to produce an ID. He told officers that he had both a gun and conceal carry permit, but
astrolocherry: leo is the purest essence of creative activity. when meister eckhart was asked ‘what does god do all day?’ he said ‘god gives birth. god is creating the whole universe at this present moment’. and this is the sort of continual effusion
As much as I like to say I wanna tie up a guy and make him cry, whenever I imagine myself doing it, imaginary Sophie ends up not being able to take anything seriously. Like, he’s on his knees, wearing a collar and looking perfectly submissive.
ask-rei-star: aresmarked: mysticcoyote: Morgan Freeman Narrates Himself Playing Pokémon Go [Morgan Freeman]“The moment he discovered his first Growlithe, Morgan Freeman realised he would never care about the real world ever again.” He’s god
f1ipster:charlesfiasco:daveybaby:rossana:cumberbuddy:gvacamolly:petitbear:skittleoakley:Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x] When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged What a dear human being he is. Update!
whatsthatrattle: *straight people voice* is he… you know……………………..slime man?
coldwind-shiningstars: Mic is the type of smart where you think he’s a total airhead until he causally starts speaking fluent Tagalog, playing Tchaikovsky on crappy hotel pianos, and solving 6x6 Rubik’s cubes absentmindedly while telling you he saw
goremet: danyanimated: So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward what the fuck #a whole new
raideo:fornaxicator:The References in this show are ridiculousOH MY GOD? Ok real talk, this reference is one of the things that got my brother into the show. ‘Cause he started watching it once he got TV again because I never shut up about it but
thefrenchwall: lohannahmontana: this pisses me off every time because the people do not understand that Marc Jacobs is funny and he was making a joke and now you are acting like you are the one making the joke in this situation oh my god Marc Jacobs
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: Read More Read More Havoc closed his eyes at the fingers stroking his side and shifted closer, his free hand gently touching Orion’s face. “I love you, you damn odd eyed sex god,” he sighed
gmeen: gmeen: Hey guys! Is Megaman a shota? Cause if he’s not… No, otherwise he wouldn’t be megaman, he would be megaboy
grapeyguts: another for that Alex guy UNTIL HE TELLS ME ABOUT WHAT GUITAR HE WANTS, HE GETS THAT
impregnatefetish: She spent months tracking her cycle and searching for the right genes, seducing him was the easy part. He thinks she’s on birth control and this is merely a random fuck, little does he know he’s about to seed a fertile and ovulating
burst-fire: Check this out! An animation inclined lad showed me an animation he made of one of my pictures, so I gave him the image’s assets and he animated it even more and the result is pretty juicy to say the least. His tumblr is brand new and he
ceebun: sousuke be looking like the guy who wants to murder you with his glare but lets be real he’s the guy that when rin goes up to him and goes ” what u thinkin bout grumpy ?” he’d be like ” do you think dogs think in barks or do they think
aobooty-seragaki: sslyblue: OH MY GOD I LOVE HOW CLEAR’S FACE LOOKS ON THE ANIME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OOOHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD
brightlotusmoon:greatmountainfloofsquatch:cipheramnesia:higglety:badcushion:frostbittenbucky:Yo this man is on god modeWhen I think of Dick and his acrobatics This is what comes to mindOh it’s easy he just throws his entire body up over his head over
reservoir-of-blood: Who is he Will?
team-reverie: judal-is-my-spirit-animal: lezly-odair: How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute. Faith
coachpervman: Submission by musclpkg: I’d noticed Randy’s showoff tendencies. Tight muscle shirts, swingin’ his dick around the locker room like he was god’s gift. He knew what he had and was just waiting for someone to take him up on the
anderz-zombieslayer: zorkat: underhuntressmoon: ancestormoth: tempuraat: monicalknighton: ayellowbirds: the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again. WHAT DID HE ORDER??? OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
Jesse: “She’s phenomenal. She’s a totally unique talent. She’s everything. She’s hysterical and real, and she’s just wonderful.” Emma: “He’s a genius. He’s the funniest person I’ve ever met. He’s the most honest person I’ve
stunningpicture: This is my dog Bentley. He died two days ago after we got into a wreck and he got struck by a car after getting ejected, getting up and trying to come find me. He was the greatest dog that ever lived so I just wanted to share my favorite
eoile: holdup: eoile: holdup: @eoile roaches arent friends he crawled into my jeans he wanted to give you the succ™ IM NOT GONNA LET A ROACH SUCC ME GO AWAY OLIVE SHDKDJFKFHSJFKDK WELL YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KILL HIM CHANCE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO PAY
happyhqlledays: The best thing about the book version of the grinch is that he’s just some green fuck that the who’s know nothing about. He has absolutely no backstory he’s just up there being an asshole
1-800-555-dick: jaaxie: jaaxie: jaaxie: i just called someone’s snake a he and he told he doesnt swing that way facebook is wild okay the straight are wild don’t get all righteous on me
heart: does anyone else have a dad that yells when he gets really mad at you and you’ve had to deal with it since you were a kid and it’s like the kind of yelling that’s super scary and you also cry easily from that..
iamascandallover: yemme: kingzoe15: hypnotic-flow: stayingwoke: needscandalinmylife: mediamattersforamerica: He shut it down. Yes he did This is going to be an automatic reblog. he done did it As it should be! Hahahahahahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaa…….
hanari502: ravenbohique: hanari502: ultramanginga: ash is in alola now because his mom’s mr. mime won a contest Why the fuck did he let a psychic pokemon gamble Look at him, Han, he’s a Mr. Mime fanboy, he’d let Ash’s dad do whatever I’m
mettic: mettic: My ireland native father once told me that the first time he ever saw people use water for hot chocolate was when he came to america, and said that it was then that he “knew this country was doomed” ive made a lot of posts that i
prawnperson:I just had a nap and I dreamt that Steven put blue zircon’s gem in his jeans pocket but he forgot about her and he put the trousers in the wash overnight and when he went downstairs in the morning she just. Steps out of the washing mashing
viewing:He is twelve and He can do whatever he want.
pixipup: viostormcaller: doggosource: good boi OH MY GOD?????? OHHHHH MY GOD?????????? I THOUGHT HE WAS A FAKE TEDDY
DYLAN PUT HIS DICK ON THE TABLE OH GOD HE TRIED TO PUT IT IN MY GLASS OF TEA HE’S PUTTING HIS DICK EVERYWHERE
ainteasybeinsteezy: ja-ll: cocainemisfits: man bun who is he omg Oh god there he is, I’d been wondering where my boyfriend went…
Help I’ve had to redraw Monarch 2 times now. I keep putting him either too close or too far from dr. my wife and my eraser can’t take much more of this oh god oh no please he
yuushishio: I’ve just read the SBS vol 73 and so freaking out while Oda answer the question “Zoro has never actually called Sanji by name, hasn’t he?” And he just list all the times that Zoro and Sanji call each other (from vol 5 till then) OMFG !!!
dysfunctunal: y0rkieee: pretty-in-black-hoe: whateveryourfantasyis: ventain: cantaffordbape: his verse was lowkey heat I was laughing before he even started He left the studio 😂😂 Oh my god 😂 😩😩😩😩😭😩😭😂😂😂
whatever the fuck this gol d guy’s name was, I forgot because he’s useless, did anyone feel like he just was an annoying piece of shit god damn just shut the fuck up you fucking shit r2d2 just tore shit up and got shit done while this other
this weekend was really good like I’m super grateful -I got to see The Hunts -Get a pic w all of them -Got to see AHJ -Got hIS SETLIST -GOT HIM TO SIGN IT AND HE SMILED AT ME TWICE DURING HIS SET AND THEN HE ACKNOWLEDGED ME AFTERWARDS WHEN SIGNING
when your bf says he wants to try some new things when he comes over after work, but won’t tell you any hints about what he wants to do with you. gah!
i had a long talk with my dad today and he made me feel loads better and a lot of good things came from our convo, for one, there’s a con on my birthday weekend in november, he said god willing he’ll take me second good thing, for me to get
Dear god Wenger might ACTUALLY USE THE JANUARY TRANSFER WINDOW FOR GOOD He might actually do something GOOD FOR THE CLUB instead of waxing poetic nonsense in the press I am gobsmacked
female-orgasm-denial:‘No panties?’ he asked.‘No panties.’ She confirmed.He believed her, but wanted those white shorts translucent with her arousal as soon as possible, and he knew just how to make that happen.‘Show me.’