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hyphyhour: techniciantraveller: skylark-in-the-park: deadniggastorageunit: lyriciss: Genius. Oh god I am delirious…. Hahaha! I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe. Oh my god. Ok, Wth!? LMFAO!! But…does he look like a bitch!? XD
ididthethings: #he really is disarmingly sweet and genuinely charming #he’s not even trying he’s just fucking like that #when he was born he probably apologized to his mom for the fuss and told a nurse she was pretty that tag
medlisage: ASDFJASFEASFUASFJASOIFJASFEASFASFF WHY IS THAT NOT ME WHY IS THAT NOT ME OH GOD OHGOD OHGOHOFSOF OH GOD DO YOU GUYS SEE THIS OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS FACE OH MY GOD HE’S SO SDFJASDFUADFDF F;JASFS FHNNGNNGNSDKLFSFFDASFAEFFASFASFSFFJHJAEFAFF
oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: This is my brother Christian.He has been full body paralyzed for about 5 years now due to multiple fractures on the spine he got in an accident.He used to me the most reliable and hard working
I’m listening to Stuart Wilde and he’s talking about the tao, the essence of all life, the god force, the etheric, that energy that runs through everything….he’s saying that you can train yourself to see it. I haven’t looked
rain-flicker: baking-accident: “god i wish that were me” except his eyes are glowing with unimaginable power and he says “god wishes he were me”
instructor144: ursik-l: kaible: “He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.” ( -__-) (◉□◉ ) Caption!!! ^^^
YOU GUYS I’M GONNA CRY OH MY GOD ON FACEBOOK I POSTED A LITTLE THING ABOUT GENERATIONS AND HOW THE OLD ONE SHOULD BE MORE SUPPORTIVE TOWARD THE NEW ONE AND MY ////LEAD PASTOR//// JUST SAID I SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT LEADERSHIP AND THAT HE WOULD
I swear to god, this is the same dog that acts like he doesn’t even know me when I take him to the dog park. And yes, he crawled and flopped into these positions to force me to hold him like the giant, asshole of a baby that he is.
punkscully: → Rose Tyler as the Eighth Doctor’s companion (x) It’s a beautiful romance. He calls her Miss Tyler for a week after they meet. When he finally calls her Rose he can’t stop saying it. He takes afternoon tea while she craves chips.
fightingeldergods: “Really? I- He was?” The Doctor felt he should have been touched by the woman’s words, but all he felt was a bizarre and turbid sense of familiarity. Perhaps that’s what humans called déjà vu. It wouldn’t take him long
anime-admiral: OH MY GOD he wants to destroy the world because his first boy crush went out with someone else Come ON, he was just being nice, he knew you didn’t like curry so he went with someone who did Everything that happened from there on
On a scale of one to negative eighteen, how horrible do you think Eren is at sex the first few times? Not even suggesting he wouldn’t want to have sex or anything. I’m sure he’d go into it like he’d go into anything. WITH GREAT
lynne-monstr: A guy makes a sandwich. He makes it that day, he wants to eat it later on that day, he puts it in the fridge. He’s got to be able to trust that when he comes back, it’s gonna be there for him.
antoinetripletts: “This young man has done a lot of things wrong. I’ve seen him do a dozen things wrong, but let me tell you something right now. He is not a bad young man, and he’s certainly not a criminal. He dated my daughter for years and we
redmetz: josuke likes to purposely leave kissy marks all over oku’s face so that oku knows HE IS LOVED
kaible: “He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”
echoheartx: samrgarrett: thekingofdoorsbitch: kaibamokuba: adhdjudai: fanon atem: seductive flirty sex god canon atem: Ò_Ó #this is what I don’t understand#like he is not a sex god and has literally no flirting capabilities#all that
kaible:“He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”
Either, he didn’t realize what he was getting into when he said ‘anything’, or he wen’t to sleep.
alittlemonsterinyou: Do you think Ridley went through a horny teenager phase as he rapidly grew on that space station? He was clever enough to set a trap, if he’d just been a little more careful he could have gotten Samus out of that suit and his cock
ursik-l: kaible: “He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.” ( -__-) (◉□◉ )
gitblog-monster: tinysaurus-rex: frogsuggest: friend of the day!meet handsom roundboy desert rain frog! he lick! he yell! he round! he grump! he squish! he run! gone! goodbye!!!! And I’ll love him forever How can you talk about this friend without
esseined: 10 years later. Ahhh, let’s pretend Otabek cut his hair the same way as he did when he was 18.
blastortoise: Justin bieber didnt make a “mistake” he made god damn choice and now he is suffering for it I hope his ass stays in jail for a while but he wont because he’s white and rich
kiahlsart: artist-calico-jack: you know…. you know, i hate it when people demonize Hades just because he is god of death. to think about what other gods did, Hades, was the only one who loved only one woman, and never betrayed her. and plus, he didn’t
feministingforchange:unite4humanity:I want to know why NO ONE is talking about this?!?! Some initial claims were that he was drunk. He was NOT. Source We also saw stories that he had a fake ID. He did not, according to the latest sources. No fake ID
tevruden: dailybadjokes: A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.He went back into
luckstergal: Elliott, you greedy yet precious treasure. God, I love how much he shamelessly lets go after marriage. Feels like he’d been holding onto the pure gentlemanly facade for too long.
pluginduck: heckacute: I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn’t. He would
glumshoe: When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t.
poppedcultr: Give a guy a gun, he thinks he’s Superman. Give him two and he thinks he’s God. (By Doaly for herocomplexgallery‘s Kung Fu Theater)
kaible: “He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”
aphroditeinfurs: Mood: Frank Sinatra when he slit his wrists because he thought Ava Gardner would come back to him if he did a dramatic suicide attempt since the last time he overdosed on pills she came back to him but this time she had enough and left
ursik-l:kaible:“He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”( -__-) (◉□◉ )
maxileyg: he is the most perfect man -and god? -he is god!
followerofthestarmaker:2 days ago, God gave me something I had been praying for for 8 years. He hears. He answers. God’s timing, not mine.
sft425: ursik-l: kaible: “He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.” ( -__-) (◉□◉ ) @anaisalicious
hislendercry: kaible: “He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”
vineayl: kaible: “He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”
russianspacegeckosexparty: actualvampireang: my boyfriend said he was gonna email me this ~fantasy~ about us, so i’m expecting a dirty email and he just sent it and it starts off with five paragraphs of worldbuilding i swear to fucking god. Imagine
k2e4 replied to your post: Whispers can you draw evil god-tier blood controlling Karkat? … I think they’re referring to the evil!Karkat AU where he’s essentially a bloodbender once he goes god tier. He uses it to make people flesh puppets.
