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friendlytroll: adelwood: this is perhaps the most important musical instrument in history THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I WOULD ABSOLUTELY FIGHT HE DEVIL AT A CROSSROADS TO BE ABLE TO PLAY ONE
celticclairebear: Oh yeah he does. God I can’t wait!!
that-irish-mofo: Sometimes I think Niall forgets that he is in fact a member of a boyband.
simplyb0ci: thebeatlesordie: Is there anything you’d say to George [Harrison] if he was around today? ;_;
Holy shit the party was awesome. Everyone had amazing costumes, and we were the only ones who dressed up for the haunted house. Everyone was cheering on my husband for his costume, and he won the wrestling match too. It was awesome.
“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.” - J.R.R Tolkien
i stg all drivers here are fucking stupid and i’m going to crash one day because of some fucking moron who didn’t think he had to use a stop sign
sensitiveblackperson: esspressgogh: Some guy at homecoming came up to me and told me I couldn’t wear a suit because I was a girl…Pretty sure he was just mad I looked better in a suit than him 👀 HOLY HELL
anaperrote: nellbellsss: ms-ale-db: randyhaddock: We tried getting him to drink from the doggy water fountain but he started swimming instead. @nellbellsss OHMYGOD @cereflonials
ruinedchildhood:when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna spit:
heroineheroine: spoonie-cat-lady: catsbeaversandducks: This cat fell in love with a baby before he was born and now guards him all the time. Photos by ©Liel Ainmar Assayag - Via Pregnancy Videos This is so beautiful!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
infernallyforever: Lucifer, our Lord Blessed be Morning exalted the divine flames of Thy heart, they ignite the wings of my soul Satan, our Father Sacred is He Dawn-God the holy energy of Thy being, it sings in the blood of my body May we rejoice in
chris-says-no: tehjakers: If you like it then you shoulda put a collar on it God today feels so good I can’t even put it into words. Ahhhh so happy for zaddy and bae! Love you both!!!
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: christiandinoor: 69chainzzz420: Incredible 0-100 at light speed he got distracted by his own insurance tragedy but quickly got himself back on the path to romance
yagazieemezi: ARTIST FEATURE: Barron Claiborne started taking pictures at age ten after receiving a camera from his mother, at which point he decided, “God, maybe I’ll just do photography, then I won’t have to do anything else.” Claiborne went
You’re Not alone by Owl City. Adam young is probably the only christian pop artist i listen to. it’s really amazing to see how far he has come from quirky little poetic songs tomore and more christian pop. this isn’t his first song like
Things Ambika loves about Tom: Singing/playing A Simple Twist of Fate by Bob Dylan, which further proves that he is a terrible person that I don’t like. At All.
Well this is a great fucking start to this day. My pledge brother is bailing out on pledge master with me so now I have to do it with someone I don’t trust and dont have faith in unless I can (which I probably can) convince then he’s all a
tuucker:irisowl:So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he
1squirtle:When he brings you chipotle
theadultswimpage: mrchubbybeak: Superjail: The Superjail Six Is he a god?
rcktpwr: catzgba: rcktpwr: catzgba: rcktpwr: catzgba: I stopped having celebrity role models ever since ringo starr told me to fuck off when I was 11 that experience was very formative I can never trust another beatle did he really God it really
consulting-meerkat: bortky: One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other OH MY GOD
keiggy: Look at his fucking legs He doesn’t even fucking fit in the fucking kart I’m gonna D I E
derinthescarletpescatarian:jbk405:aspiringwarriorlibrarian: headspace-hotel: carnifexcorvid: I’m sorry but out of context this is really fucking funny I’m going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy was just a fucking
myhiphopmelody: younggiftedblaq: meanplastic: HE FOUND GOD Janet Jackson damn near killed this young man. ^^ anyone else that tongue in the third gif?
rockxxoutxxright: fayedaniels: blackgirlsrpretty2: it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that
fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages
meladoodle: I feel like this is exactly what Mark Zuckerberg would say right before he kills someone
bri3395:sapiosexual-musings:andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:riddlemehiddleston: This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter. The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the
tyleroakley: HE SIMPLY CAN’T HANDLE IT.
majesty: thecommonchick: HES DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT! is he dating a 9 year old
whitmerule: arkvark: sherlockwaitingfordoctorinimpala: Look what I found in HISTORY magazine!!!The article is about gladiators and Spartakus (written in Czech) jfc he’s even wearing a samulet Misha would have a field day with this.
newfoundfelinity: satanic-bitchuals: justfor-thismoment: “I’ve never been to war. I can’t have PTSD.” Yes, you can.“I’m not suicidal. I can’t have depression.” Yes, you can.“He’s never hit me. It can’t be abuse.” Yes, it can.Suffering
camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole.
bpd-ing-all-over: transgenderfluidemily: babystormborndragons: drifting-ona-memory: linrenzo: laanoire: bakedtoast: mirianisms: timeofnothing: “This guy reading the newspaper on the subway is Keanu Reeves. He is from a problematic family. His
the-little-star-prince: 🌸💕✨"Humans are such funny creatures..“✨💕🌸 The confidence to make and wear this cosplay was helped along by my lovely sweetheart. He is so supportive and eased many of my mental hiccups. I’m so lucky to
Bernie Sanders is like a real life Leslie Knope. All he's trying to do is make this hell hole better but all of the Pawneeins keep putting their faith in Senator Jam. Why is America Pawnee. Why is Trump actually Senator Jam. Why.
just-shower-thoughts: Daredevil is blind because he is justice.
skeletonhusbands: migglemoo: If he doesn’t have a stomach… where does it go?? @dinkywitch
ceediculous: * i’m so proud of that lil turd holy heck Uncle/dad//dunkle/bigbro-figure Sans is my fav Sans tbh. He’s slowly corrupting the poor kid with poor humour and fashion sense that is at least better than Papyrus’ but still not good. Those
mettatondoesthings: This is the money Mettaton. He only appears once every union-regulated break. Reblog and your next performance will be filled with money.
antfish: Okay, I understand that this a good message to send to kids that pink and blue jobs don’t exist any more, but can we PLEASE discus this mother fucker right here! I did some research and his name is “Ya-Mon” He’s the super heroes from
wet-monsoon: oktober2nd: lana-loves-lingua-latina: if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name He’s a fuck boy
teehee-mofo: what I thought was going in Genos’s head he got that resting bitch face
shitevaultebra: How Genos thinks he looks like: How Saitama sees him:
leoinengland: vaguelychimerical: biologizeable: Hi hello I just need everyone to look at this picture of a baby Tawny Frogmouth smug ass marshmallow he’s judging me so hard
queendroid: Alphys: so I made this robot and he may try to kill you but hopefully we wont run into him lol Mettaton:
triinketfox: He’s the king
lesbianshepard: STAR WARS PREDICTION: you know how snoke is a big projection? in the last movie rey and finn and everyone are going to go and face him and while he’s monologue bb-8 is going to go roll off to the side and pull down a curtain to reveal
jennilah: Cas addicted to the app Neko Atsume, because i think he’d enjoy it. Lighten up, Dean. Socks is adorable, see? lookit his lil socked feet
m-ohammedavdol: Joseph Joestar strikes me as the kind of man who’d laugh for a solid day when he turned 69.
popomodoro: Can’t shape-shift (yet) but he can wear costumes
sturmyena: gotitforcheap: I feel like conservative american politics have gotten to the point where during a debate Donald Trump could throw water on Marco Rubio and be all “Rubios wet, he’s a wet nerd and unfit to run this country, an absolute
spoopyyellowblues: So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.” And in octopuses,
animaglacialis: itsa-me-amelie: verceri: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking.
yamazakiisagaru: mariopowertennis: durbikins: When the fuck is Ditto going to get an evolution His name is Doot and he is huge
porkbbq: HE HID UNDER HER BED LMAOOOOOO
sleepiesoft: dylanaf: Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970
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