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jason-schylers-lil-kitty: The headmaster put cameras in the toilets to catch smokers. He soon realised that we were good girls that didn’t smoke„,but that we were hardly the chaste little girls he thought :D
heavyblueballs: ”.. The poor lad had been so proud when he had been able to deny himself for complete two weeks. In his desperation for an easy blowjob, he had turned to some kinky site where some older woman suggested a place nearby with several gloryho
in the middle of a conversation he just… he just fuckin goes for it
tigerjkizzle: dailyp0rn: remember when this guy was a god Didn’t he like murder some people tho
crikeydaveart: First he conquered the Gods, now he must conquer…PARENTING! #DaddyofWar
briannacherrygarcia: crimsongypsy: I am powerless against this It’s like a fucking siren call He comes with a muzzle and hand cuffs!!!! LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME HOT TOYS!!! thank god for comic shop discount! Muzzle
black-supremacy-white-extinction: Jamal knows you can’t get pregnantBut he keeps tryingAnd God knows he tries hard
“Time for you to learn your lesson punk!” Christian Wilde is working his new job at the wood shop when his co-worker, Leo Sweetwood comes strolling in pestering Christian while he’s just trying to work. When he’s had enough, Christ
Cocky businessman bound and fucked in the metal shopAlex Adams strolls into the metal shop as Adam Herst finishes up with his order of bondage devices. When Alex bites off more than he can chew, he finds himself bound and gagged, with his balls caught
Ben is a member of BoundGods. He fills out a model application and flies across the country for this. He’s one of the very few members who take the plunge. Sure, some went as far as the day prior to the shoot and “things” come up at
Disorderly OrderliesTwo psych ward attendants, Jack Hammer and Scott Alexander are looking for trouble in the middle of the night. They find Cameron Adams in the straitjacket and he’s a perfect target. Jack bets Scott ฤ if he makes Cameron suck
is he waiting or is he alseep? =p
Oh my God! … Honey … I would rather prefer to keep it a threesome … Why don’t you just sit and watch?.
So Marco may or may not have just asked the interviewer to ask Jean if he wanted to go out with him. For flecksofpoppy! (commission info)
harry-nofookingway-styles:can he do the tucked in black shirt look more often please and thank you.
(possibly) Unpopular opinion time! I’d like to take a moment to address this man. Back when LOST was running, everyone I knew talked about how much they hated him. They hated the character he played, hated seeing him on the show so much, etc.
gendersuperiority: Look at her face, she knows that He loves that hole and she would give Him every pleasure she could, because He is a God
fuckjamesyouliferuiner: the third gif oh my god he’s so adorable!!!!! actual 5 year old
“It may be difficult to understand, but our economy had crashed, there were no jobs. He brought us back from oblivion. It was a time of such excitement. I was in my teens and joined the SS. He was our God.”
Worship. Because He is a God and He fucking deserves it.
sixteenp0unds: thefulltimeinternethomo: thefulltimeinternethomo: artpopish: HE JSUT FUCKING CLOSES IT AT THE END OH MY FUKCNGIGTNT AHAHAHAHAHA I FOUND IT OH MY GOD I SPENT AN HOUR SCROLLING TO THE BEGGINING OF MY BLOG TO FIND THIS Lol his Arms
crikeydaveart:First he conquered the Gods, now he must conquer…PARENTING! #DaddyofWar
yummytomatoes: Gamzee peels you off him a little, and he tugs on your hair so that you are looking up at him sightlessly. “Aw, girl, I never acted stupid,” he breathes. “You’re just MOTHERFUCKING BLIND.” The Serendipity Gospels fanart doodles
ASDFGHJKL!!!!! Do u see what im talking about now!! look at that FINE PIECE OF EYE CANDY! I CANT EVEN… OH GOD… HE’S SOOO…..>.> unf…
look at that face!look at how he touches him.God he’s got everyone going gay for him.
When asked what type of person he would be when he’s in love…
askadrider: ((He got stabbed and didn’t die…so things got a bit rearranged.)) ((On a more worldbuildy note, he does only have one digestive system, but two sets of lungs. Driders aren’t the most logically-made creatures.))
thelemonadestandoflife: fagfootball: ghdos: That’s an interesting point. WHO IS HE OH MY GOD maybe he’s that name plastered behind him.
Outfit of the day. My friend asked me to wear his jersey today, so I did. It’s really big so that made it sort of uncomfortable to wear (also it just sort of feels weird to wear someone else’s clothes that isn’t Sonny’s) but! He
heartinseoul: HOW TO RESPOND TO “GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY” Unable to continue his argument, he proceeded by blocking me, and encouraging his wife to delete me on Facebook as well. For context for the starter pack, he drives a truck.P.S. It’s been
airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush: my mom just sent me this he’s famous Now this is quality entertainment im crying. if u don’t pay attention you dont even see the push he just ascends
rageomega: cosmic-noir: plasticroyal: manbootypokeball: shia-mortem: manbootypokeball: This is a rim job… This is eating ass… Know the difference. this is jesus. follow him Does he want his ass ate? you know he do @novaschaos
moshita: Anecdotes by medical practitioners “A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t
norwayspruce: i-bonesnapper: There’s a dude on steam who has played Bad Rats for ten thousand hours and his review of the game is “it’s ok” he is a god among men He’s only spend 37 hours in the last two weeks NOT playing that game
black-cock-sucker: He doesn’t even have to say a word..On my knees sucking that beautiful dick until he says stop..God I love black cock..
badwolfrun: Doomsday AU | Part 1 When the Doctor’s lever begins to shift, he tries as hard as he can to hold it back into its locked position. His grip isn’t tight enough, but Pete comes at the last minute to save him. Stuck without a TARDIS and
rointheta:“Guess it’s just the two of us now,” she says, but the furrow doesn’t leave his brow.“Rose, what’s happening?” he asks, and the fear in his voice ripples through her core.By the time the Torchwood zeppelin arrives he doesn’t
hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death
outofcontextdnd:Ranger: “You worship a god of life, he worships a god of death, what’s the difference?”Paladin: “Everything! Literally everything!”
sourcedumal: vardaesque: get it sister marjorie She made a vow to god. He’s a god. Its totes cool
lloydthedeceiver: kat-whiskerz agentofxana ordinarytalk Turn the sound on for this. DEAR GOD TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THIS HE ACTUALLY KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE JACK I SHOULDN’T HAVE UNMUTED THIS SINNOW I CAN’T STOP WATCHNG IT
thepsychoticfuckingbiotic: iswearimnotnaked: ben-c: iswearimnotnaked: i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy ok but did he deliver of course OH MY GOD
meakaira: he’s so cute i swear to god im gonna die
the-lonely-scottish-guy: e-boo-dum-tiss: stunningpicture: My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god. lol I ran in front of the middle school band director when he was taking a long-exposure pic of the field while teching
noisier: if god could make the earth beautiful in 7 days why couldn’t he make my face beautiful in 16 years
cosmic-noir: silkktheshocka: deadthehype: Chance is tired of Miley Cyrus shit. Thank god he speaks. Thank god I 💖 Chance
magicarps: you’d think he’d compromise to wear gloves lol
princessaryastark: Samurai Yato II Noragami Special Comic↳ “Clash, O Ye Gods of Calamity” [x]
painequalspleasure: He be like “God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food. Amen.”.
yungkawaiiinigga: press-play: oh my god what makes this great is that Wiz apparently smoked a shitload of herb before he went on here and they didnt tell him what was going to happen in the script at all
inthefallofasparrow:spaceshipsandpurpledrank:The Purple Dragon Me: Good god, I need a drink.Tipsy bartender: What you want to drink?Me: Just fuck me up with one glass.Tipsy bartender: I gotchu, fam.
2econdp2iioniic replied to your post: awwwww Terezi hun…. ;u; John: “i guess you’re right” God John, GOD MR. SMOOTH TALKER
oh my god, I just looked at Toby’s Twitter, and I feel soo bad. He’s seems like a really cool guy who put a lot of heart into this game and here i am sitting in my shitty little apartment making making big beefy porn of his characters…I’M
artemispanthar: speaking of The Lion King, that bit at the end of “The Answer” when Rose says “Welcome to Earth” and she and Pearl grin at Garnet kinda reminds me of the bit in The Lion King when Simba says he can’t go back home and Timon
marcobutt: 3go: oh my fucking god, the fake previews for volume 11 I KEEP LAUGHING JEAN AND ARMIN ARE SUCH UGLY TITANS AND LOOK AT HOW LITTLE CONNIE IS OH MY GOD
equalistmako: equalistmako: i thought mako was developing a sass problem because he wont stop putting his hands on his god dang hips but then i looked it up and apparently
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