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“Yes Yeswhen God created love he didn’t help mostwhen God created dogs He didn’t help dogswhen God created plants that was averagewhen God created hate we had a standard utilitywhen God created me He created mewhen God created the monkey
calavicle: leela-summers: For any non-Aussies out there, Karl Stefanovic is a pretty beloved TV presenter on the morning show “Today”. He’s created many hilarious TV moments like eating the world’s hottest pie, losing his shit over grumpy cat,
He’s not wrong…
He’s not MY favorite, but I do want the character to come back. Would’ve loved if the “Dark Reign” story arc lasted longer.
rollingrabbit: here he comes
ryukodragon:unscharf-an-den-raendern:A guy in the jury of the German version of American Idol recently compared the COVID lockdown to concentration camps, so the producers were like “Nope”, blurred him out, replaced everything he said with speech
positivelycrippled: cominatrix: this kids going places he sure is
nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg
chasing-after-skirts: luckied: chasing-after-skirts: luckied: chasing-after-skirts: “Oh my God theres a fucking spider on my desk.” “I’ll take care of it, sir!” “NO DON’T KILL IT! Just like slide it on to a piece
Gods of the Earth
He Tampered in God's Domain
(he's) a wanderlust
fallencrows: Tadokorocchi. When did he get so into that song? What? Imaizumi? Kinjou?…Yeah, yeah!
god-fucking-dammit-trip: bless u ren
sly-sei replied to your post “i’m in the mood for like. some hxc fucking. not that making love under…”I HCED SOME STUFF ON TWITTER ABOUT KOUAO ok so listen like koujaku finger fucking aoba roughly and thoroughly until man he’s crying
currently thinking about g/enji desperately fingering his cute pussy while he sniffs h/anzo’s ribbon, trying to imagine his anija fucking him nice and hard :(
linetfupbitches: jas0nwaterfalls: imsoshive: itskyalenotkyle: This nigga is a legend in the making Aye next level jigs Walking God
brownbbydoll: satanicsiren: takingbackourculture: 430: yungestveteran: ………………………….. GOD…..this is what y'all sound like when you congratulate and praise white people for doing literally….wait for it..nothing ^^^^ exactly.
section8babe: golf-wango: Someone: how’s 2019 looking for you?Me: ON GOD
he-wants-the-doitsu: i cant handle you people
sunooii: The God Of Conquest
wecansexy: mama just killed a man put my gun against his head pulled the trigger now he’s dead MAMMMMMMMAAAAAAA… uwu
shinmadoka: Relationships in Harvest Moon are somewhat weird. Like, imagine if a dude came to your house everyday just to give you an egg. Just one egg. So you slowly fall in love with the egg dude. And end up marrying him. Because he gave you eggs
spikeluv84: hellotailor: chriscevans: CHRIS EVANS APPRECIATION: Uniform he is a cartoon prince. His hair actually *glows*!
This guy I’ve been dancing with for like an hour. Unf.
boltthetrickster: thank Pacman Uses projectiles also though. He is in the wrong categlory. And So is pit/pit2, they use the dual swords (or daggers, eitherway its a blade) and projectiles.
He is so god damn cute
frenchmystake: Game Of Thrones Character Per Episode: ↳ Oberyn Martell (4x06, The Laws of Gods and Men)
Okay someone threw out or ate white dudes lunch in the office and he is on a rampage
He's alone again
thisshitfunny: mustafaselat: Oh my god 💀 where it at ?
WE’VE BEEN TOGETHER ALMOST A YEAR AND HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW MY SIGN
tsukishimacest: i just! noticed!! a change that got made between the serialised version & the tankobon version which lets us know exactly what’s going through kageyama’s head as he’s glaring kenma down: ‘How long have you been playing
goatcorporation: *smirks like an anime protagonist who knows he has the upper hand in a battle*
maritzaofficial: Either way he has a woody
rabbittwalter: gamtav88: brooklyn-knight: jalexintheimpala: god bless gordan ramsey Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome. because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore
watergender: anything that stays still for too long at the MoMA becomes art. if you drop a nickel on the ground its value increases 8000% within a day. my brother fell asleep on a bench in there and now he’s a permanent exhibition. i miss him
north-bae: frenchinhalechanelxoxo: lovemystruggle: making-a-lettuce: thoughtsof-r: holybolognajabronies: imsoshive: bishopmyles: imkiwhereslevi: corbeezyyy: sorrowskitchen: vibraants0ul: When he goes from being sweet to fuckboy Accurate
... god only knows
chubbycartwheels: gabifresh: artilleur: scott disick is my favorite person LOL. LOVE. Dear god yes.
time after time I give Rex a bath and he finally pooped todayyy yayy!!
He brought me boozer and weed~
He believes in me.
God bless this meth
badjewess: ambreignsfans: Superstar Ink Part Two HQ Digitals Yooooo he can slam me down anywhere any time
gotsickofmyoldurl: iwannapushyourdaisies: bundyspooks: The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds. legend why didn’t his parents name him
formaldehyde-frogs: flaming-fruitcake: blackqueerblog: i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion That final scream @colacharm
GOD hes hot(lordsauronthegreat)it took me so long to realize……..but look at him……
wild god
We’d like to be painters, we’d like to be poets. We’d like to be writers, but as everybody knows we can’t earn any money that way. What do you want to do? When we finally got down to something which the individual says he really wants to do, I
