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Your heart sank the moment you jokingly asked your wife if she would let a colleague she finds very sexy and attractive fuck her if he happened to hit on her, and she gave you a clear answer: PROBABLY.
whatheballs: This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could. It was up for a fucking year. Holy shit. I can’t stop laughing.
caughtbyhusband: So when my friend asked me to join him fucking his wife I thought he was joking. Not!!! nice
ilookextremelygood: found this fucked up ear of corn at work and i showed my dude and he said “o wow its a uni corn” and i had to put real effort into not slapping him for that joke
southofdallas: I jokingly messaged my brother that he was just jealous that my dick was so much bigger than his and this is the response I got. Fuck!
delicatelyhumongousobject-deact:i hate jeff bezos so much i fucking hate him he actually had the nerve to joke about his trip in space saying “i also want to thank every Amazon employee and every Amazon customer because you guys paid for all of this”
j-morifarty: No fuck this bullshit Leonardo DiCaprio deserves a fucking oscar for EVERY movie he’s ever been in what a joke
meowstang: The “down with cis” crowd bullied a trans kid nearly to death because he didn’t like their shitty meme lmao niiiceee greaaaaaaaaatits almost like the joke itself is fine but what people find fault with is the fucking people taking
nobby-posts: quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being please stop making wishes he grows more powerful with each one granted
dcboy32: dcfinnest: His tongue action ain’t no joke! He know how to keep my dick HARD! Don’t talk about how you can eat ass! Show me your skills! I love eating his ass shit be good as fuck
I’ve never been that into the Green Goblin, hell, most of Spider-Man’s villains are a joke, except for Venom and Carnage, but the Green Goblin in the Initiative version of the Thunderbolts is fucking awesome. The way he was written, drawn,
erwinsmiths said: shemar moore also known as Oh God I WOULD HE’S SO UNREASONABLY GOOD LOOKING WHAT THE FUCK. I WANT TO SAY IT’S CRIMINAL, BUT I REALIZE THAT OPENS ME UP FOR A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRIMINAL MINDS-RELATED JOKES. Also, I FOUND
targuzzler:one time i stole a joke from the previous night’s episode of the backyardigans in third grade and some other kid fucking caught me and he was all “oh so you still watch the backyardigans huh.” it ruined my life and but the thing is how
atheistj: My favorite ongoing joke in Suicide Squad was the monsters continually trying to kidnap Flag and the Squad’s just like “Yeah, take him!” and Deadshot going “FUCKING SAVE HIM. IF HE DIES WE DIE.” and the Squad begrudgingly saving
slut-solutions: Hey girl miss me? I’ve been mia for a while, but I know a good creampie pic will make it up to you. ;-) These pictures are from fucking my man on his 50th birthday (back on September 18th). I always joked with him that when he turned
comedianthrax: shrimppunk: he went NUSTS you could give me the most-well-thought out, clever, and complex joke ever written and i still wouldnt find it as funny as this post, which is funny to me for no fucking reason at all
bloggingthetrench: Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles. The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
mazokhist:Scenario where America asks Russia to write his name in Russian cursive (which is hardly legible) & Russia writes “Fuck off <3″ instead as a joke. Then one day he finds it hung up somewhere in America’s house & it is no longer
aquilacalvitium: infamouslydorky: I mean, he’s named after a font. Grammar jokes. *shrug* Semantics. Oh for fuck’s sake
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angerd: Things I love about Dean #12754:The face he makes after making a joke no one else found funny “Fuck you, I’m hilarious.”
rape-and-raceplay: When you teased him and told him you wanted him to fuck you right there in the restaurant you were joking, but as soon as he took his cock out you couldn’t help but be a dirty cum slut in front of the whole restaurant.
deepthroating-sehun: oh-dults: exowhore: ohunsoo: sluttyjongin: suckmyzicock: dammit sehun, is this some kind of joke call an ambulance fuck. Oh dear. seNd he L p I CAN’T BREATHE
aintnosuchthingastoothick: hvliday: today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking
hiscullyitsmespooky: Things I love about Dean #12754:The face he makes after making a joke no one else found funny “Fuck you, I’m hilarious.”
horseless-headsman: garlicseas-oning: garlicseas-oning: my friend is studying abroad in spain and he keeps dressing up as waldo and photobombing his classmates’ pictures i am not joking Your friend is a fucking genius
allabitofablur: angerd: Things I love about Dean #12754:The face he makes after making a joke no one else found funny “Fuck you, I’m hilarious.” I feel so close to Dean right now
castiel-left-his-mark-on-me: I think the cutest shit in the world is that Misha is mouthing the punchline to Jensen’s bad joke right along with him; because he’s probably heard it a billion fucking times. But it doesn’t matter–Jensen just always
hello-spiral: gaynonbinarytheaterkid: lacrimosathedark: one-piece-of-harry: one-piece-of-harry: The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit
bareskinlovers: I was playing with my toys when i jokingly told Bear to get hard and compare himself to my new toy. We found out hes a tiny bit bigger then it, and he then proceeded to make me fuck myself with it and then shoved his cock in my mouth
erinthesails: lyriumpomegranates: angelicdiaspora: kyrstin: Ron always just fucking knows If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!
hvliday: today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car
hvliday:today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car
texasbigdog377: slade9wilson: lp-atlfreakboi: Invited him over and he fuckd the hell out of me. @slade9wilson Yea I did that… Fuck the hell out of you what a joke and wonder why niggas got HIV FUCKING MEN YOU MEET ONLINE LET THEM IN YOUR HOUSE
romanticdefiant: i was going to write an obligatory “where’s zayn?” caption (one of the fandom’s inside jokes) when i realized zayn actually IS in this photo. zayn manages to not be in a photo he’s actually in. that’s some next level fucking
crossinggalaxies: ispepsiokaysir: Good morning to everyone except the cop that made Karamo stop his car in Queer Eye as a joke and literally terrified him and the other four making them think he was getting racially profiled Agreed but also fuck the
bobavader:i know tarrare is the joke of the hour but its so incredibly fucked up how even now no one has any concrete explanation for what his condition was and a case like it hasn’t been recorded since. Like literally what the fuck. He’s like a really
moyurukoda: pokemon-brofessor: snarthurt: i know the well of thanos jokes has run dry but this is such a fucking funny gif its probably the funniest punch ive ever seen. he just lays into him so hard and his ultra high tech suit does fuck all like
bredbeta: “Tightest hole I’ve ever fucked, no joke. See for yourself. Go on ahead and slide a finger up there and see how tight it is. Don’t be shy, he doesn’t mind. I cunted this one and started training him months ago. he knows who that pussy
theknottyknitter: supershpadoinklewho: Can we take this moment to remember that all jokes aside Gabriel is fucking BADASS and could snap his fingers and kill the boys. But he doesn’t. CHUCK YES. He is a bamf that won’t take shit from anyone.
jess-b-xo: my-glasses-are-dirty: itsallavengers: All jokes aside though Peter meeting Harley at some point would be so fucking funny like he probably spent months trying to figure out whether he was annoying Tony with his texts only to find out that
big-bootyakasha: I had my boyfriend for secret santa this year and he was joking when he asked for a portrait of Vladimir Putin made entirely out of swedish fish but i don’t fuck around when it comes to christmas
big-bootyakasha: big-bootyakasha: I had my boyfriend for secret santa this year and he was joking when he asked for a portrait of Vladimir Putin made entirely out of swedish fish but i don’t fuck around when it comes to christmas As many of you
howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man on TV? Except that the basis of what he
