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skimpymoms: the-fifth-world-1637: My son was joking around with his aunt jenna and I about how large his cock was. Little did he know that we’d actually check. It wasn’t that big. Even if he did lie that didn’t stop us from letting him fuck our
stateslave: It had started as a joke. At least to him. This man he’d met online had asked that he try on this gear as it was arousing. Gerry begrudgingly did so. Anything for a fuck, he thought to himself. The man had left the room to allow Gerry
alphasrule: 1cumsinside618: She thought it was all a joke, that is till she feels him pushing in her . then she knew he was going to do just what he said . Fuck his little girl till his nut ran down her leg.teaseing her father was always just a game
Her shock wasn’t at what he said, but the fact that his comment might cause people to realize that they were actually fucking. He said that if he made jokes like that, nobody would suspect. What might or might not have been beside the point was
justaescape: cantgetinsideofyou: thebeetlejuice: girlwithtulle: revengelovescompany-: kiddykhaos: fuck nooooo……………………………………….. my life is a lie. WHAT? IS THAT A JOKE? WHAT IS AIR BUT….BUT HE’S NOT, IS HE?
elprincipote: Daddy wasn’t joking when he said he would fuck your throat….
When my mother past. I was 17 and decided to keep staying with Tony my stepdad. I started flirting with him back when I was 15, but he would always jokingly disregard my advances. But now we fuck like rabbits. I feel bad for my boyfriend he thinks I&rsq
exploratorytfs:marechais:Fuck, why did I have to end up in Liam’s body? He’s the dumbest guy in our class, all he’s good for is making lewd jokes and flirting with anything that moves. And yet, everyone wants to be his friend. Well, looks like now
sex-blood-and-ink: Hey! I really fucking hope Mark understands that constant ‘jokes’ about someones appearance fucking hurts and he needs to stop. Its getting out of hand and I’m fucking done. I know, he’ll never see this, but I’m pissed. Ethan
sex-blood-and-ink: markiplier: sex-blood-and-ink: Hey! I really fucking hope Mark understands that constant ‘jokes’ about someones appearance fucking hurts and he needs to stop. Its getting out of hand and I’m fucking done. I know, he’ll never
snarthurt: snarthurt: snarthurt: snarthurt: LMAO melon musk really was so loud, blasted a car into space and everything and now he’s fired from his own company less than a year later GET FUCKED BOYO AND IT WAS ALL OVER A WEED JOKE HE MADE FOR
big-bootyakasha: big-bootyakasha: I had my boyfriend for secret santa this year and he was joking when he asked for a portrait of Vladimir Putin made entirely out of swedish fish but i don’t fuck around when it comes to christmas As many of you
big-bootyakasha: I had my boyfriend for secret santa this year and he was joking when he asked for a portrait of Vladimir Putin made entirely out of swedish fish but i don’t fuck around when it comes to christmas
Fucking guy’s a joke. He deserves this and much more. Fuck you, NY!
boisbonersncum: I’d been hard since we’d climbed in the backs seat.We’d been joking about going commando and springing boners.Tthen he opened his jeans and I could see he wasn’t joking! I thought, ‘Fuck the guys in the front sea, I want his
vikinglibertarian:godzillaswaifu:My brother in laws name is Ivan but I can’t even do the fucking “you see Ivan” jokes with him because he’s not Russian he’s Mexican and its like dammit“Tu ves, Ivan, cuando vas al guerra mientras que monta
highjinkx: the joke is anders face is fucking hilarious and he looks like he’s gonna eat that cat 🎃🎃🎃 You can buy as clothing at my shop!
foreignlovers: So Bo Burnham does this thing were sometimes he’s all funny and full of joke and makes me laugh AND SOMETIMES HE TOUCHES MY HEART AND ITS NOT LIKE THE GENTLE STROKE KIND OF THING ITs MORE LIKE HE FUCKING JABS HIS FINGER DEEP INSIDE AND
cschaplin: backshootingford:YEP. he had to capitalize HISTORIC cus even natural disasters are a competition to him??? what a fucking joke of a human being. so insecure. pathetic.
irishlastname: sandandglass: Top ten Obama jokes from the 2015 WHCD (full speech) He gives less than zero fucks at this point. He’s actually crossed over into negative fucks. President Obama has created a fucks-deficit.
sarielgrace: avianbot: i came up with a joke headcanon that Rung probably talks to the spike of whoever he’s fucking but i ended up actually liking the headcanon bc it seems like the kind of embarrassing thing he would do !!!!!
turtlesshell: OKAY DO Y’ALL REALIZE WHY GENJI SAYS HIS FAVORITE ANIMAL IS A GREY FOX IN HEROES OF THE STORM? ^ THIS FUCKER RIGHT HERE HIS NAME IS GREY FOX AND HE’S A CYBORG NINJA IT’S A FUCKING JOKE
5sob: michael followed a fan and he was her ¾, so she dm’ed him this then he answered ‘not anymore’ and unfollowed her but of course it was a joke and he followed her again 20 minutes later michael gordon clifford u little fucking shit
scoutdoesmyreading: whatbethsays: whatbethsays: *laughs at own jokes* oh fuck i just realised what he was saying. i just realised. buoyant. fuck me. fuck. DELETING
ghohst: im laughing so fucking hard i love that he’s making a joke of it tho
actualcanadianfemmesherlock: DON’T FUCKING TELL ME NATASHA IS COLD AND HEARTLESS. Remember how he jokingly threatened her and got a powerfully afraid reaction? Then remember when he cornered and almost killed her as the Hulk? This man lives under
one-piece-of-harry: one-piece-of-harry: The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable
big-bootyakasha:big-bootyakasha: I had my boyfriend for secret santa this year and he was joking when he asked for a portrait of Vladimir Putin made entirely out of swedish fish but i don’t fuck around when it comes to christmas As many of you may
vikinglibertarian: godzillaswaifu: My brother in laws name is Ivan but I can’t even do the fucking “you see Ivan” jokes with him because he’s not Russian he’s Mexican and its like dammit “Tu ves, Ivan, cuando vas al guerra mientras que
hatsune-yeetku:zazie-beetzz-deactivated2022071:cuddlycharizard:Therapist: The mice from Cats aren’t real they can’t hurt youThe mice from Cats:The cockroaches from Cats: am i a joke to youWhat the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what he fuck what
higgsbison: I like to think Joter’s one (1) lame joke he’s ever made haunts his very soul every waking moment of his life this is very sketchy but I wanted to do some jojos
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: heartfulpenguin: yashikoru: heartfulpenguin: heartfulpenguin: i can hear my brother screaming at his DS he’s playing cooking mama thats some hardcore cooking COOKING MAMA IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE OKAY THAT SHIT
allwivescheat: yourwifeischeating: Ever since you started dating Carrie your friend would always talk about how he would steal her away from you and how he would “fuck your bitch”. You always laughed it off and took it as a joke until one day you
mainemarriedbutlonely: 1cumsinside618: She thought it was all a joke, that is till she feels him pushing in her . then she knew he was going to do just what he said . Fuck his little girl till his nut ran down her leg.teaseing her father was always
pussyboytoy: When I first saw him I couldn’t fathom why he’d be such a nerd. He was adorable and yet he hung out with that pack of pimply geeks playing fucking Dungeons and Dragons or whatever shit. “Level 12 faggot,” I had joked to my hockey
bredtobreed: I made the joke to my brother that I needed a baby immediately to make sure the redheads didn’t die out. He took it as a challenge I guess. Ever since that joke he’s been pinning me down and fucking me silly and not stopping until he’s
so my coworker thinks its funny to make puns about my name, and today he made some joy division joke that wasn’t funny at all. this customer overheard them and straight up was like “she doesn’t know who they are” and i was like
etonia: kordova: calling kuzco a princess because he’s whiny and selfish and sassy makes me feel like you think women are inherently whiny, selfish and sassy #basically yeah#this fucking joke just needs to die
fauconier: One day on our lunch break, some co-workers and I were talking about weekend plans, and Mike said he wanted to “just fuck all weekend,” and I joked that he’d need a cockring to be able to do that. He had never heard of a cockring, so
one-piece-of-harry: The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable
Severus: No idea.
kittydothedishes: seth macfarlane makes eating disorder joke nobody shoots him why
freedomflower: He’s wanted to fuck your sweet ass forever. So when he jokingly offered to take care of you while I was gone I asked him if he was serious about taking care of you and I told him he could if you were alright with it.I figured since
laurenpoulin: battleflag: lluvialbondigas: foreverwholocked: dumpsterfetus: gaksdesigns: “Tearful” by Christina K wow are you fucking joking Creo que nunca he visto un ojo tan sumamente realista I don’t even speak Spanish and I agree.
stevensugar: neo-rama: sbosma: ianjq: jetgreguar: jinntantei: catsandotherdrugs: Steven gets a hold of a magical time travel device and does what any kid would do - he uses it to make jokes. But toying with magic draws trouble to his sleepy beach
polarisopposites: actualbarababe: sitrii: foreshadowing I guess he’s just holding on to what’s left… wait… FUCK. ARGH
