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It was just a little joke. She convinced herself of that. They were just going to go to the costume party with her dressed as a slutty, private school girl and he would be dressed up as the stern headmaster. She complained a little, at first, about the
You thought they were joking, that it was only dirty talk to make the fantasy more fun, but then you saw his cock dripping as he pulled out of your wife. I suppose it’s not “just a fantasy” anymore, is it?
When I told my husband I’d fuck his boss to get him that promotion, he thought I was joking. I wasn’t.Image copyrights to original owner.
alexisfistingfeen: Love when hubby jacks himself off in my destroyed pussy like a fucking joke! Like a good whore I let him do what he wants until I get more to fill my hungry fuck hole!
Yes, hubby, I’ve cuckolded you. I know I shouldn’t have let him fuck me… but he LIKES and REBLOGS every single pic or gif I post in my TUMBLR
mynightwing: The first time my brother I asked my brother to fuck me in the ass, he thought I was joking. When I got naked and put his cock in me, he came right away. He apologized, but I told him not to be sorry, as long as he can go again.
Can We Talk About Zayn So I’m not going to defend Naughty boy because I still think he is a dick but I’m not going to defend Zayn because what he said was fuck up in so many ways like I would never say that someone is a fat joke. I can admit that
You know is true love when the girl still wants the guy even if he is all fucked uptrue love right there. Guts was the rebound guy.
leeterr: What a fucking joke this world has become. There were some new “things” going on.Someone just said he said that he said: “beat up women in real life, viewers"If that is really true then the ban is kind of justified. But it depends
His friend is an asshole hes so gross how dare he!? How dare he try to make her look like a fool on stage hes so gross i hate him i fucking hate him
gemiblu:recykle:A boy sharing an umbrella with a deer why do i love this so much that’s some Miyazaki shit right there so he doesn’t become a raindeer :3c
stirdrawsandreblaws: justasprinkleofsugar: burnttoastmaster: all jokes aside benedict cumberbatch its racist and classist and also sees autistic people as subhuman so fuck him Sources pls sources! racism:beaniebag’s take on the August 2011 riots
trashfirefallon: me: this absolute goblin looking man could smash if he wantedtumblr: goblin man is problematic me: congratulation you’ve missed the fucking joke
fallenleaves-kin: chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS
western79th: HIGH SCHOOL CLASS MATE HE USE TO KICK MY ASS ALMOST EVERY DAY FOR BEING GAY HE HIT ME UP AND SAID HE WAS SORRY AND WANTED ME SINCE DAY ONE I ALWAYS HAD HIM FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY….LOL JOKES ON HIM NOW HE LET ME FUCK HIS ASS
saccharinescorpion: this is an amazing scene because1) not only is Tadokoro such a history nerd (and specifically the history of the Sengoku Era because nothing is nerdier than over-specification) that he’s quoting Oda Nobunaga, 2)3)
Who’s up for bad Bio jokes straight in the morning? No one? Well, you’ll get to hear it anyways:Why didn’t Wolfchev become an alchemist?- Because he failed his Bio Ethics test.I thought this up in the shower. Why the fuck I even think
alexisfistingfeen: Love when hubby jacks himself off in my destroyed pussy like a fucking joke! Like a good whore I let him do what he wants until I get more to fill my hungry fuck hole! 🤤
blagdenjolrass: “honey, i’m pregnant.” “hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”
Lemony Snicket Makes Series of Racist Jokes at National Book Awards
pinupbanana: sensuwal: turnupforjesus: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man
jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
banbrotsu: well he’s not wrong.haha u can see how long i wanted to spend on this shitty joke B)
alphaeve: aberrantkenosis: flirp: megacharizardyourlordandsavior: flirp: Look at these shitty new Pokemon. Ugh, get it together, Game Freak :/ I hope you’re joking. No, I’m not fucking joking. Miyamoto needs to realize that he’s running out
stoned-levi: “He takes these arm jokes too fucking far, man. Christ. You shouldn’t do that to someone who isn’t sober. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving you fuckbags. Stay away from the mall.”
tavbrogaytram: NoiJaku headcanon:Because of their age difference, Noiz jokingly called Koujaku “daddy” from time to time. At first it just pissed Koujaku off and made him embarrassed but eventually he got used to it, and then Noiz started to use
fuwa-fuwa-clear: You know, a lot of people are joking about the fact that Noiz took the time to bandage Clear. (assuming it was Noiz of course but that’s the best fit for the situation) But do you know what I see here? Clear being treated the way he
sugar-honey-iced-tea: godpenis: fallenleaves-kin: chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN
I hate baked cucumber.
segoli: the phrase “Brad Pitt’s brother, Doug Pitt” sounds like something you’d make up as a weird joke, and he looks like someone photoshopped a picture of Brad Pitt to be just slightly less attractive, but he’s a completely real human being:
naturalyfindingme: chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
oneoakdutch: ankhpapi: boootyfriedrice: This is your phone … The brush 💀 😂😂 Yo I know them bristles was poking the shit outta his skin 😂😂😂 the dedication to the jokes is commendable 👍🏾
swagintherain: The true face of evil has no fashion sense.
accio-superwholock: that moment of realization before he says “That’s his name” is my favorite thing he’s like sherlock are you fucking joking you’ve known him how long
WTF yixing: you think that this is a fucking game ☆･*\(^O^)/*･☆
The DMV is a fucking joke here. My husband went this morning, which is thirty minutes away. The lines moved faster but they’re not helpful at all. My husband left the expired registration at home because he forgot it and nobody said he needed it.
i’m starting to hate hanging out with Nick and his friends. I say his friends because once he picks them up, it’s like i don’t fucking exist. It’s to the point where they make jokes about deploying to Iraq or Kuwait or fucking
sderya06: mertcetinkaya24: northcock1: northcock1: dandare13: mrbangerreviews: #JessicaSexxxton huge loads! How does he do it ? Fuck he is good👍 Wowsa Youv got to be joking . Thats a load and half .. Fucking jeesus Bu gerçek olabilir
iluv2getbreeded: My sexy neighbor made videos with me again. We fuck alot but he doesnt really like making them but he felt like it tonight! He wanted to fuck me in a jock-strap! His dick is no joke! Get ready because I have 2 videos of him breeding
chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS A FUCKING JOKE.
watching-the-bees: dnwinchester: #NOPE #NOOOOOOO #OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING THOUGH LOOK AT THE SECOND ONE #HE LOOKS SO TERRIFIED #THAT SAM WOULD THINK THAT #HIS HEART IS SO SCARED #AND FOR A SPLIT SECOND HE WONDERS #’DID I?’ #BUT
urie: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. dont pull a muscle with this reach y'all It’s still a dick move and an asshole thing to say. Intent doesn’t matter.
timothydelaghetto: duhlias: are u fucking joking Look at his face, he’s obviously not joking one bit.
stfuapologists: vicmorrowsghost: During his “We Saw Your Boobs” song Seth MacFarlane listed off women who’s breasts he’d seen in their movies. As if this isn’t grotesque enough four of the instances he listed were scenes of rape or the character
also did I already make a post about my brother moving to texas ?? :D :D everyone send positive vibes to him that he gets a security clearance and gets the job out in texas so his pathetic, shit ass fuck face self will be away from me!!! yayayayyyy!!!
myfavoritenastykinks: All it took were a few hours away from our parents and my brother would fuck me over and over. It became a bit of a running joke that he’d “only fucked me six times today” :) I adored the attention and the orgasms
I’m completely obsessed with one of my best friends but he’s straight fuck my life HE KNOWS AS WELL AND HE KEEPS FLIRTING WITH ME AS A FUCKING JOKE
(yevheniiasworld)are you ABSOLUTELY fucking joking me right now
killmeimadopefiend:naked-yogi: Forever touching myself next to my sleeping lover Probs not doing a very good job with ya then wow are you fucking joking
when your class average (of 3 classes about 100 students total) for your first exam is a 55/100 because literally no one had time to finish the exam (it was like 20 pages long and we had an hour lmao) and your professor says he only takes “partial blame”
