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apatientwolf: agentvcampbell: Everyone go buy a membership to http://www.steamgirl.com I…..I have to go..uhhhh shower now or…NEVERMIND. Good fucking lord I have never wanted a woman this bad before. I love you Kato. http://steamgirlofficial.tumblr.com
snobeautifulagony:I want to have a cute little girlfriend that I can shower in kisses and spell out love letters with my tongue and hug and touch and squeeze her and do her hair and have her sit in my lap when she’s sad so I can kiss her neck and whisper
just-shower-thoughts: Being an introvert, I’ve had more thoughts about how I would have a conversation than actually having a conversation
just-shower-thoughts: One of the worst parts of having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.
just-shower-thoughts: When someone says “you have good taste in music” they really mean “we have similar taste in music”
asian: I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy
joshpeck: churchyardgrim: jpfinch1: just-shower-thoughts: Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate. I was having a good day. We were all having a good day. I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell,
just-shower-thoughts: We are expected to do our jobs as if we don’t have children and at the same time raise our children as if we don’t have jobs.
just-shower-thoughts: Raccoons have cat mechanics but dog personalities and foxes have dog mechanics and cat personalities
helpivefallenandrefusetogetup: just-shower-thoughts: I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision. We only have seven days to left reblog this joke
montanabohemian: fvesos:I get scared when I’m showering and I hear noise like what if my family is being murdered out there and I have no time to get dressed I am going to have to fight this person naked; tiddies flying and all dat shit#constantly
coexpress:I want to have a cute little girlfriend that I can shower in kisses and spell out love letters with my tongue and hug and touch and squeeze her and do her hair and have her sit in my lap when she’s sad so I can kiss her neck and whisper how
just-shower-thoughts:One of the worst parts of having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.
just-shower-thoughts: I have probably said f*ck more times than I have said my own name…
fvesos:I get scared when I’m showering and I hear noise like what if my family is being murdered out there and I have no time to get dressed I am going to have to fight this person naked; tiddies flying and all dat shit
mumuapu: me: having several breakdowns, hasn’t eaten or showered in 5 days, on the verge of tears 24/7, doesn’t remember the last time i was happy friend: hey I’m having a really hard time rn me: OMG 😲 BABy!!!! 😢😢😢 ARE YOU OKAY😫I’m
just-shower-thoughts: If you don’t drink alcohol because you have recovered from alcoholism you’re admired, but if you don’t drink and never have, you’re weird.
just-shower-thoughts: The words horrible and terrible have similar meanings, while horrific and terrific have almost entirely opposite meanings.
just-shower-thoughts: Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.
permeate: “Lately, in the shower I have been thinking more than I have been singing. I think about you.” — Daniel C. L. (via apprenticehero) @slendershadow1
just-shower-thoughts: Millionaires have ‘fuck you money,’ billionaires have ‘rebuild Notre Dame money.’
just-shower-thoughts: If you were born 1 year earlier/later, you would have had a completely different set of friends at school and as a result would probably have become a very different person.
iammarryjane: goaldiggerxoxo: tastefullyoffensive: Lies Parents Tell Their Kids (photos via imgur)Previously: Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts Y'all have some fucked up parents What kind of parents did you have? 😟
fvesos:i get scared when i’m showering and i hear noise like what if my family is being murdered out there and i have no time to get dressed i am going to have to fight this person naked; tiddies flying and all dat shit
lucayasthunder: helpivefallenandrefusetogetup: just-shower-thoughts: I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision. We only have seven days to left reblog this joke REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
helpmesleezy: Couldn’t you have possibly have waited until I had a shower and some coffee ☕️ before playing paparazzi again this damned morning??❤️👅👀
craigslist houseshare ad: “i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.”
iwishiwasyourfavouritegirl: i always have baths instead of showers so here’s a little treat for y'all p.s i thought that was a cat emoji but now im pretty sure it’s a hamster so we’re just gonna have to deal with that
legitimatelala: just-shower-thoughts:Money can’t buy happiness but… neither can not having money so really it’s better to just have money. Me at this point in my life
1ddaydream: Harry: I have quite long showers. Interviewer: You have quite a lot of hair. Niall: Nah, he just likes to stand there with his head down. Harry: O_O then, Niall: I don’t know that
bustysister: “Wake up, little brother! I showered early so that we could fuck before I have to go to work. What do I have to do to get that big beautiful dick hard for me?”
anchors-awaysailor: Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower: -shave -shampoo hair -condition hair -wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off) -wash the body -try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out -did i mention shave that
just-shower-thoughts: If Jesus really loved the world, he would have died on a Monday so we could have a three day weekend.
tiffanarchy:just-shower-thoughts:If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.But they’ll still have had a war-mongering, imperialist, long-time member of the ruling class as president,
just-shower-thoughts: Most of the people who are actually having a good time are those who don’t have time to post about it on social media.
melissasdirtydiary: “Sweetie, your mom is just in the shower. We don’t have time”“I guess you will have just be fast then Dad.”
just-shower-thoughts: People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.
just-shower-thoughts: Not hiring someone because they have tattoos completely ignores the fact that they clearly have no issues with pain or commitment.
just-shower-thoughts: admit it, you have masturbated more times in your life than you have flossed.
just-shower-thoughts: We have all likely been part of a chain of events that have lead to a strangers death.
best-shower-thoughts: Ms. Frizzle had to have taught at a private school. There’s no way she’d have been able to get away with teaching a class of 8 and going on field trips every week in the public school system. (source)
just-shower-thoughts: An Apple car wouldn’t have Windows. It would have iHoles.
just-shower-thoughts: Arguments have become less about providing reasoning or proving your point and have become more about ruining the other sides reputation.
just-shower-thoughts: Companies that have ads on Hulu have failed to realize that watching the same commercial 20 times in a row makes you despise them
I have MAJOR bruises on my right boob They’re yellowing now but I didn’t even notice them until yesterday. And then I got in the shower today and saw that I have like a whole colony of them I didn’t think he was that rough, but it
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