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I look at you like you transcend time,I never would’ve found the truth if I hadn’t followed you to it, or more like, followed the people that were following me. I miss them :-( the shit went down something like this…send more, it really shows
Whose boat is that? And you better fucking answer me in a timely manner, please.
Erase me.
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was Sexually Assaulted by a Woman, And I'm Pressing Charges
princesspixiedust: “All positive Ghostbusters reviews were paid for by Sony!!!11!” The trailer looked ok to me, but I don’t watch watch movies, TV, or listen to the radio or music, or read anything printed.
drizzramirez: ¡Ay Dios mío!!! Eu não brinco com isso desde os oito anos, minha nossa, eu preciso tentar! Eu era a melhor nisso, todas las niñas me envidiaban! Hot
whiskey-and-c41: fem-me-fatale: highkey-melanin: thehijabstylist: I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady. this needs to be on everyone’s dash… Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s
(After writing this letter I remembered you telling me not to be so blunt in my emails and all the red flags my words set off and I almost went back to take them out but felt it would take away from the heart of the speech and I would be talking to you
captainweepunk: everybodyhatesjroth: joannekelly: theblindtorpedo: HAROLD… just a couple gals bein’ pals full offense but Hailee Steinfeld and Sophie Turner are the new power couple come at me I’m here for this gay shit i gasped so softly.
mrsmorgue-a-rita: At least the cat was trying to save you from starvation since they bring dead animals as signs of here I know you cannot hunt human. The dick pic helps no one. Do you want me to send you a dick pic is that why you keep hinting at
uvsunglassesfordogs: this extremely did not happen I left my watch underneath your mom’s bed grab it for me tiger.
If Wikipedia says it then it must me true…I will come to power in 2033…
thatfeministkilljoy: poppycola: bagged-a-bazooka: teach-me-how-to-dougie-fairbanks: zeusdethroned: thatfeministkilljoy: zeusdethroned: thatfeministkilljoy: klubbhead: thatfeministkilljoy: it’s 2016 can all of us non-natives please stop saying
Jeranism puppet of the NWO labels Eric Dubay, a person dedicated to unveiling the NWO, the person who gave me the Red Pill an agent…LOL I THINK NOT! You’re lucky I respected you Jeranism… *drops mic & walks away* P.S. I was going
garedrothschild: oliverheaton: “Okay, you got me. I have a heart.” Oliver relinquished, rolling his eyes with his hands held up innocently, though, the accusations weren’t all that bad, he figured. Maybe it was just his way of being drawn into
chillona: samoansl0re: swdyww: yungbabushka: babyanimalgifs: Kitten thinks she is a dog after being raised by a Husky. more baby animals here @indaryn Allie This made me cry this is so cute Exactly the quality material I need to see on my dash‼️
Shut up and send me some more pigs to kill…
I Identify As Married To A Man Who Won’t Have Me, And It’s So Unfair
I only started liking it when the I seen the Viper he looks exactly like my uncle…When I was younger I had an imaginary friend who lived in this massive antique dresser, we’d chill out and I vividly remember him telling me stories, although
He is so I don’t see why he’s aging unless it’s just-fo-shoAnd I bet you a million bucks he’s likes on my snide comment just TO PISS ME OFF
Why do transgender women's vaginas smell like a bunghole? I'll never stop asking until someone gives me an answer. • /r/AskWomen
endorsepeace: obama-taught-me: President Barack H. Obama II 44th President of the United States WE’RE ALL GUNNA MISS HIM NO ONE CAN DENY THAT!! I’ll miss his loose ass fo sho…
Zelda!!! That’s what that music is from is was driving me nuts…
That is “if” Donald Trump is elected and he exiles them from America then it wouldn’t be illegal in America for me to mount his head.I would never do anything with the approval of the Senate you assume to much<3
lopmon: im fucking crying Makes it easier for me to kiss the teacher can do no wrong <3
psych! I’m just playin I won’t be like that :-P unless you want me to be.
garedrothschild: moralesdiana: “What happened to make your day so good?” “Existing happened and it’s made my day great.” You are a joke and I can prove your whole life is a pathetic lie and you’ll prove me right by answering one
I do like my freedom I love it actually I don’t know why I do things that may jeopardize it :-( it’s like….OMG shut the fuck up seriously shit for real?! God I hate me dang it all.
bestvideonline: FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER this girl thinks the earth is flat and that gravity doesnt exist. uhhh… tell her that bestvideonline is sending you and maybe she’ll make a video about me (like she did lots of times about Reaction Time)
problematicdio: official-teraflop: the-x-button: mikmanc: boneochan: nolanthebiggestnerd: mikmanc: tenbillionmexicans: mr-hx1: mikmanc: Just got a PS2, are there any games some people could recommend to me (preferably obscurer ones I might not
Why would NASA fake this explosion? What is your first thought?And answer me you little sh*thead prick I expect an answer.
No one will let me use their boat now because they think it was sunk by some fault of mine or negligence but it was docked.
I know what that means…I had to open my f*cking mouth. You want to play games with me FEMA lets play games.
maya-de-hatchet: In the case of rape, there is only one person who should be punished. Not the victim Not the possible baby that could come from it. Only the perpetrator should be punished. No one else. NO. ONE. ELSE. If you don’t agree, tell me
melaninhoe: Dont stay in a toxic relationship just because you dont want to be lonely. What if she’s really hot and lets me stick it anywhere I want, is it ok to be in a toxic relationship then?
Someone had just given me a joint so I took a hit of it to relax (because making videos suck and I suck at it) but totally forgot why I was making the video (it was supposed to be about the dangers of playing Pokemon Go. I make videos to say specific
I have terrible news, for me-last message to only friend-*long convo*…At the last minute I opened my front door and hid behind it as they were coming around the corner calling my name they stood right in the doorway one of their faces was inches
I just never really thought to add to my resume “I’m a f*cking liar so vile it makes me sick” but hey times have changed I guess :-P This story here I pulled it out of my ass and this weasely stinky British little
I’ll jump off a boat somewhere on the coast of Europe and play half retarded like an immigrant and be like “Oh no my papers and stuff got lost in the ocean so hook me up, also this whole immigration thing just isn’t thing I’m going to head back.”
Lol now this guy is crazy edgy, far to edgy for me.
Umm al-Qura mosque in April 2004, showing three of the four perimeter minarets, each resembling a Kalashnikov rifle, and three of the four minarets around the dome each in the shape of a Scud missile on its Launchpad.Photo by me :-) I think it’s the
jeranism: Please leave a comment below to tell the world your opinion of this crap that NASA continues to put out there and insults our intelligence by calling it real. This is a sad, sad hoax and the fact that 99% of the world believes it makes me
–One side of a bad conversation–-If only one had moved out it would be ok, but two moved out without so things are bad very bad. It will be impossible for me to find 2 roommates in 9 days I’ve been crying because it so
TO RUSSIA WITH LOVE This is outrageous this pisses me off beyond reason and I’m american! Russia should’ve shoot them down, this is why I hate america we’re all f*cking f*gg*ts.
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The Pope blocked me! THE POPE ISN’T ALLOWED TO BLOCK PEOPLE, what the ever happened to turning the other cheek? forgiveness? HA LOL, f*ck the church and that shithead pervert fuck old turd sitting on his golden throne pretending to be god while
If you are wondering why you’ve been selected, personally by me, for membership then here are the reasons…*Maranda– Because I like you and you’re hot.*Margus – Because you’re probably smarter than I am.*Gary – Because I love you Bro*Seth
I had to sell my piano :-( it was one of the only things that brought me pure joy.
I’m going to send this message to the CIA, they probably know already by me typing it here but I’m going to make sure they get it :-P Hi CIA :-) I’ve found out that all the first ladies have been men and literally I think everyone in
a scorpion, who couldn’t swim, asked a frog to carry him across the river on her back. The frog hesitated, saying, “I’m afraid you will attack me.” But the scorpion pointed out that it wouldn’t be in his interest to do that,
Cindy Crawford Takes Mini-Me Daughter to Colorist So She Can Recapture Her Original Hue
I would place these artificial suns all around the world then turn them all on and go “HA! Told you global warming was real ya’ll now your b*tches asses gonna suffer as you worship me and suck my toes I aint eva turnin that sucker down, now
psych2go: liltoasterstrudel: Thanks for helping me become a better liar Lol The better you know how to lie the better you can spot liars.
The last job I got I could tell I wasn’t going to get so I threw out some masonic hand sign I seen some sherrif use on TV and the guy’s demeanor immediately changed ‘Oh you don’t ID…well… just give me a copy of
I never steal I can’t steal, no matter how bad I want something, no matter how much I want to steal whatever it may be I just can’t something just won’t let me, so I work extra hard or give something up so I can have it and when I finall
MANGA SPOILERSThis is the episode where I started getting really nitpicky about the anime’s choices (I am allowed my pettiness), which is unfortunate for me, but this moment, man.You have Kristoria out in the frozen cold, fully expecting to die. Daz
Phrases like "it's okay, everyone has accidents!" just really warm my heart and make me blush with cuteness!
wolfcola: when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner
violentwavesofemotion: “I love you despite you, despite myself, despite the entire world, despite God, despite the Devil, who also has a hand in this. I love you, I love you, I love you. Whether I’m happy or unhappy, gay or sad, I love you. I love
vaspider: bethagain: inthroughthesunroof: firstorderqueercoalition: inthroughthesunroof: thebibliosphere: quirkybird-a-singing: thebibliosphere: needmorefiction: *scrolls through feed* “Eat wheat and die.” *pauses* bibliomom has come up
