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hardisonparker replied to your post “#child abuse” honestly i do see some hilarious gif sets from it and i can see why people would want to watch for that but the fact that your post is the first negative thing about the show ive seen of the show
hardisonparker: gandalfexmachina: *cracks headcanon knuckles* I know I haven’t posted much headcanons recently bc my bad brains has ruined my creative efforts but gosh………….. jean/armin………… but like……. jean being overly romantic
hardisonparker replied to your post “I’m going to bed now, but I want you all to think about trans feminine…” what great timing b/c im watching the hobbit right now and im so happy thinking about this I’M SO GLAD. I just love writing
hardisonparker replied to your post “I haven’t lost any followers during this dark descent into criminal…” ive seen every episode of cm like 3 times its my weakness im enjoying your descent a lot
hardisonparker replied to your post “I think I’m going to do that thing where you put your itunes on…” i would read morgan/reid if you wrote morgan/reid nobody needs this. all it’s going to be is two trans shitlords making out and reid
hardisonparker replied to your post “you are all the worst god fucking dammit why am I thinking about what…” reid as dr. strange and garcia as captain marvel trying to get morgan to be luke cage I’m going to take a walk around my apartment
Do you see what I’ve had to deal with during work?
I just saw a Morgan/Reid gifset Nony posted and I went “yeah I need to take a header off the bed” and I did.
hardisonparker replied to your post: I just saw a Morgan/Reid gifset Nony p… i dunno i think you could go deeper PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN GO DEEPER, EXPERT.
hardisonparker replied to your post: hardisonparker replied to your post: I… t heres always a way i will let you know when i get to it you are a menace to society.
hardisonparker replied to your post “tumblr user samwinchester reblogged my fic I don’t think I can handle…” (((seriously though if its anxiety inducing or something let me know and ill be careful what i reblog)) It’s okay! I’m
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “tumblr user samwinchester…” it was really great though and im not just saying that b/c armin grabbed jeans ass (that was just a bonus) You could just say it for that
hardisonparker replied to your post “4 and 12” i was in bandom for a brief time but literally the only thing i remember was reading a fic where either jack or will from potc was pete wentz’s ancestor This is the most beautiful fic I never read.
hardisonparker replied to your post “I’m short black and genderqueer and I never really talk to you because you intimidate the hell out of me, but I hope if we ever did go out I could be an adequate girlfriend. I kinda love you a lot and you make
hardisonparker replied to your post “now I’m wondering what makes me intimidating online. I mean this…” i think its just really easy to feel intimidated by people who have opinions you respect!! i wouldnt take it as a bad thing. its usually
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “now I’m wondering what makes me…” teacher donnie what is my blog homework for the week Your homework is to reblog or create at least 2-3 posts daily that discuss
hardisonparker replied to your post: I doubt anyone’s awake right now, but … hi yes i love you a lot and painting my toes can wait lets talk about garcia painting reids toenails instead or something I’m crying, because I’m imagining
hardisonparker replied to your post: hardisonparker replied to your post: I… yes garcia is all “be adventurous! nail polish is about having fun!” and is just like…”that one looks okay” while pointing to essie bordeaux. meanwhile thats
hardisonparker replied to your post “morgan has to deal with garcia complaining on the phone the next day…” jj casting morgan sympathetic looks from across the room juuuuust out of the crossfire, bless her.
hardisonparker replied to your post “MY EX BEST FRIEND IS GOING TO ANIMENEXT HAHAHAHAH YES IM SO GLAD” oh no. what are the chances you wont run into them?? maybe the people you’re with can kind of be a human buffer EXTREMELY high. The con’s
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “MY EX BEST FRIEND IS GOING TO…” ugh im so sorry I’m just… really upset. i got tickets the week that they went on sale, you know. Right after the con
hardisonparker replied to your post “i’m in too many fandoms right now there’s so many ships and so many…” just think of those characters surrounded by puppies I can’t that image is too precious BIG PUPS no less pups that don’t
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “i’m in too many fandoms right now…” its a good image someone get bucky a newfoundland s t a t SCREAMS. I’m just imagining this pup having the biggest head
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your…” where is the fluff cap 2 au where they all meet at the dog park where is it I’m imagining everyone super stylized like in that
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your…” im crying because this is literally exactly what i was thinking about I’m gonna cry goshhhh
hardisonparker replied to your post:I FORGOT ABOUT THE SCENE WITH MORGAN AND REID… are you watching rn b/c so am i and i was thinking of you during that scene rolls around hissing yes yes I am watching right now and I’M SO GLAD YOU WERE
hardisonparker replied to your post:hardisonparker replied to your post:I FORGOT ABOUT… yes and garcia tries to get reid to invite maeve to the garcia/sam and morgan/savannah group dates (unsuccessfully). I’m crying yes yes yes exactly
hardisonparker said: i need the green and the grey and the orange and my wallet is empty life is awful Shhhhh it ok bb! I am trying to see anything about this being a limited run (also, I feel like NYX really doesn’t play that game, anyway?).
hardisonparker replied to your post: “but donnie! at this rate, you’re goin… you should talk to me about your rossi hate (if you wanna) I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START???????????? He’s identical to all the men in my family
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post: “but donnie! at this rate, you’re…” i feel like you summed it up pretty well? and then to top it off they killed off two women in two seasons to give him pain
hardisonparker replied to your post “today in the teaching professional I learned that you can be dismissed…” that’s so frustrating to hear, especially since you are actively wanting to create a safe space for children while teachers
hardisonparker replied to your post “hmmm now that I’m basically done with school, I can start catching up…” leverage is my favorite come to the leverage side. leverage ot3 is waiting for you Oh nooooo. Is this one of those things where
hardisonparker replied to your post “I just read all the maeve/spencer fics including the ones that just…” bonus to watching leverage. maeve’s actress is in it and you can pretend she lived and assumed a new identity all is well. SQUEALS
hardisonparker replied to your post “Morgan/Reid/Garcia” coin collection nerd morgan please i need. i bet when he was younger he collected stamps too. its his dark secret past. no one must know. I’m crying Garcia is like. Pinning fabric to
hardisonparker replied to your post “graham and I still haven’t watched the cm episode “revelations” and…” revelations was the first cm episode i ever saw what a way to start the series I just screamed “NO!” in a high-pitched
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “graham and I still haven’t…” it was…i didnt know you could get that emotional about characters you had never seen before but i was i was. also its probably
hardisonparker replied to your post “reid and garcia have a night in and garcia decides that they should…” this is a good kick to be on this is a good thing. i want a reid who maybe never quite gets makeup but finds what works for them personally
hardisonparker replied to your post “I’m preemptively going through Brady’s Leverage tag, because I am a…” forewarning for the writers ableist bullshit w/her though ie: constantly having characters call her crazy Is it bad that I read that
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “I’m preemptively going through…” oh also nate is a person who exists and i feel for him like you feel for rossi so. eh, it’s an ensemble, right? as long as
hardisonparker replied to your post: I was in the process of making friends… that’s not petty at all i would be super wary too ok I really needed to hear that. I just. don’t want to get hurt after making a sincere effort to foster
hardisonparker replied to your post “can my question be ‘hey wanna talk to me about your current favorite headcanon’?” this is great b/c jean is trash and arminmikasa matters. the other day it was like 90 degrees and i started fic based
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “can my question be ‘hey wanna…” ahh ha you really dont though its been almost two years since i actually finished something i dont know how to write ssshhhHHHH I
hardisonparker replied to your post “I’m not big on crossovers, but I like to believe that garcia and…” this is real and no one can convince me otherwise. garcia scolding hardison when she sees some of the stuff he’s been hacking but
hardisonparker replied to your post “I turned on svu for background noise and it’s an episode with Paget on…” that ep aired literally the exact same time slot as cm and trying to choose which one to watch was about to send me into crisis
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “I turned on svu for background…” i chose it for the same reason…and then proceeded to get really sad when all the xover fics i found afterwards were awful ugh
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your…” i mean im the wrong person to talk to about easiness tbh i cant think of an xover combo ive ever turned down. hilariously bad xovers
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your…” horrendous mpreg!!! im pretty sure there’s a BL manga where they actually put some kind of worm/parasite thing up cis dude’s
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your…” okay i googled it was sex pistols which is literally the weirdest ass manga ive ever read in my entire life. after the one with the
hardisonparker replied to your post “victor cruz gets hotter and hotter every season what the actual fuck” his smile is so charming i literally dont understand how his smile is like. sunshine and happiness. he’s so charming I can’t stand
hardisonparker replied to your post: hardisonparker replied to your post “v… them gams they’re SUCH good gams. football uniforms are truly a gift.
hardisonparker replied to your post “»goes into eliot spencer tag »sees post about eliot being non-binary …” everyone in the ot3 is trans with mental illness i dont make the rules i just follow them covers face and screams because MY OT3
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “»goes into eliot spencer tag…” a case similar to ‘the 12-step job’ at a queer youth center where they end up bonding w/trans kids and staying another
hardisonparker replied to your post “my mom said they might let you get a field goal this just in my mom is mean i get my meanness from her im so sorry” she’s literally a stream of sarcastic commentary rn i think she’s offended im not
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “my mom said they might let you…” she says everybody gets one tell her NOT NECESSARILY WHEN YOUR TEAM IS A FUCKING MESS (jk they score plenty of points it’s just
hardisonparker replied to your post “thowra replied to your post “the hobbit movie was so bad that I’m…” I was the same I laughed so much bc really what else was there to do I’m just. legitimately stunned by how horrible it was.
hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “thowra replied to your post “the…” if i had known how it was going to be I would have just waited til it was on dvd SAME HERE TBH. I am just. aghast.
@hardisonparker i love this we hc lucretia the same !DUH, WE’RE HC COMPATIBLE ;) I genuinely love Lucretia/Lup and Barry/Lup. I think there is a lot of similarities in their dynamics tbh??? And while I don’t think it’d be this super seamless transition
@hardisonparker time is fake, but the episode is blessedly REAL
hardisonparker replied to your post: It’s birthday time now my festivities were kinda a… happy birthday!!!! i love you i hope you get to have a good time for the rest of you day <3 WWWWW THANK