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fantasists:Christian Hogue by Horacio Hamlet
rosityler: “There’s a smorgasbord of different Hamlets.”
strangeparticles: David Tennant, Patrick Stewart, Penny Downie, Edward Bennett, Mariah Gale, and Peter de Jersey during rehearsals for the RSC Hamlet in 2008. Part 2 of 2.
schmergo: “I Like Hanging Out With Guys Because There’s Less Drama.” Translation: whenever I spend time with my female friends, we always end up doing an unabridged reading of Hamlet, and I’m salty because they always make me play Polonius.
whoopsrobots: My favourite highschool thing ever was in our english lit class reading of Hamlet and we all had to play different characters and partway through everybody started reading it like a porno with breathy moaning voices and the dude playing
dark-haired-hamlet: There’s a very old graveyard next to my uncle’s house that happens to have (apparently rare?) Pokémon. As caretaker of the lot, which has a LOT of cool texas history associated with it, he doesn’t see a ton of people come visit
roughhewnends: Hamlet + text posts 1/2
ygrittebardots: dzamieponders: warriorprincebellamy: shakespeare’s character descriptions/stage directions/contexts are so vague it makes me so happy. wanna make Laertes hamlet’s ex boyfriend? doesn’t say HE’S NOT. wanna make juliet a trans
spite-cadet: schmergo: The most relatable thing about Hamlet is the way he uses strange and surreal dark humor and obscure humorous cultural references to cover up his deep despair, to the utter confusion and concern of all of the older people around
sonnet30: voidsexual: i keep on thinking “hamlet high school AU” but i never know what i mean okay this is it
jessalrynn: garashirs:every single line in hamlet goes hard how did shakespeare manage to pour so much raw fucking power into one piece of literature god damn He’d just lost a child and maybe thinking a lot about fathers and sons, IDK.
perchancetoshitpost: Hamlet: you can’t marry your recently deceased husband’s brother on the day of his funeralGertrude: yesHamlet:
glitter-gut: stabmeintheneck: this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall your teacher’s aim sucks
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: horatiohshit: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: scaredofsheep: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: Do you guys want to hear a really good idea I have for a production of Hamlet? Heck yeah do u accept
norbury:Crowley can laugh all he wants about aziraphale going over the top with the bike but the fact that crowley made hamlet arguably the most successful play of all time simply because aziraphale gave him one tender look is very Oh Lord Heal This Play
gay-hamlet: being known is a mortifying ordeal not only bc it involves allowing someone to see the worst of you and hoping they will love you anyway but also bc it involves letting them see the best of you and hoping it actually means something to them
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deathtokillian: glitter-and-metal: dumbass-tm: schmergo: What up, my name’s Hamlet, I’m 19, and I never f***ing learned to be theres a bee??? i heard theres 2 bee No, there’s not 2 bee
ignorethepineapples: listen we can argue about the perfect modern day hamlet as much as we want but we all know who the true rosencrantz and guildenstern are
dark-haired-hamlet:“There are other forces at work in this world besides the will of evil.”
chippingthegoalkeeper: thegoldengals: chippingthegoalkeeper: I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to
dark-haired-hamlet:I [27 M] have a massive crush on this girl [21 F] but hate her family. I told her that I’d still like to marry her despite her poverty and how annoying I found her mother & sisters. But she said that I was ‘the last man
levynite:dark-haired-hamlet:My very sweet and VERY Catholic coworker: this new abortion law… they’re saying God doesn’t believe in killing the innocent babe to save the wicked mother…. Well I have some news for them about what he did to his own
grapefruitdragon: Meet Ophelia from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, she is about to take her own life. This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
englishsnow: by Kim Hamlet
sour-idealist: angry-comics: More Hamlet #YOUR UNCLE IS AN UNBELIEVABLE DOUCHECANOE is kind of an accurate summary of the whole play
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flyingonthefriendshipship: Would you kill him in his bed?Thrust a dagger through his head?I would not, could not, kill the King.I could not do that evil thing. I would not wed this girl, you see.Now get her to a nunnery. ~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
chibisilverwings: clinttbarton: i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha. Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty Before I leave,
bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts: cracks me up every time
jetpackexhaust: Father of two walks on the moon FATHER OF TWO DEFEATS FATHER OF ONE Father of two kills Kennedy Father of three writes Hamlet Some guy who doesn’t even have any kids crucified or something. Telegraph, the only time a headline should
kafkaesque-world: Franz Kafka video game. Are you interested? The Russian game developer Denis Galanin has over ten years of experience in the industry; he created the adventure game Hamlet and is now developing The Franz Kafka. On his website he
thestereotypebuster: How to turn Hamlet into a comedy: mmm whatcha say
ultralaser: you-wish-you-had-this-url: chibisilverwings: clinttbarton: i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha. Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y Grab my skull, I’m out the door,
letslipthedogsofwar: Hamlet: I have of late — but wherefore I know not — lost all my chill.
tavon-hamlet: I knew uncle Phil was real and would kill for Will at this moment.
toomanyfeelings5: kisshamlet: macduf: kisshamlet: hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like
One of my favorite riddles in the Silent Hill series, after the Who Killed Cock Robin one and the Hangman riddle in SH2. You’re supposed to get a 4 digit code by matching up the verses to Shakespeare plays (specifically: Hamlet, Othello, King Lear,
oculi-ds: “Smile and smile and be a villain” Hamlet by bhejane1 on Flickr.
haxxorz666: #an unforgettable fourteen-hour experience
dark-haired-hamlet:Want to learn something new in 2022??Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)Excellent basic crochet video seriesBasic
dark-haired-hamlet:doritoprincess:release-the-sheep:thinking about fleetwood mac and how they actually sang songs about each other. and performed them. about how much they loved or hated each other like what the fuck howI mean can you imagine. singing
John Austen- Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, published 1922
23silence: Anna and Elena Balbusso - Hamlet, Power and Ambition in Shakespeare
Meet Ophelia from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, she is about to take her own life. This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
dickbeam: *hamlet voice* tbh or not tbh
yamsy: raptorific: Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is *laughs tastefully*
faokryn: theprettygoodgatsby: firebirdy: This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10 whAT BOOK IS THIS To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North. Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.
cutiewithahotbooty: fantasists: Carson Aldridge by Horacio Hamlet Plenty of cheeks
alioshakaramazov:may i offer you some Hamlet booty shorts in these trying times
macklesufficient:lesbiancassius:shakespeare characters having weird reactions to deaths: macbeth / hamlet / julius caesar sorry to be pedantic outside of the tags but i love these as exhibits a b and c of why the “shakespeare is meant to be performed”
carpenters3: september-before-a-rainfall: carpenters3: it’s like. his uncle murdered his father and married his mother and then his father’s ghost rose from the dead and told him to murder his uncle. how would YOU feel in that situation Bad yeah
dignity-not-intact:vimbry:jonathan harker, slowly becoming aware of the mortal peril he’s in and describing his fear: this is just like how hamlet from my plays must have felt @beedok excellent tag