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zamii070: transcendentspirit: GUYS.OVER HALF OF THESE REVIEWS ARE ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE AND MANY ARE NEGATIVE.WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS.DO NOT LEAVE NEGATIVE REVIEWS AS A JOKE ABOUT THE STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODE. DO NOT LEAVE 5 STAR REVIEWS
budweiner:besturlonhere: look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes leave him alone, he’s just happy to see land people
besturlonhere: look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes
officialunitedstates: remember that time I joked that I knew english, australian, canadian, and irish and a bunch of irish people started sending me scary sounding archaic half-english words and thats how I found out irish was actually a language
rosa-sparkz: itscruellabitch: half-a-universe: artichoke-that-hoe: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT As a Mexican, this brings so much joy to my life. oyeechica take me 💀💀 Lmao the white ppl
gr8erthanyou: ink-like-starlight: hugbooks: suzie-guru: the-blog-of-burnstein: hillaryisaboss: History repeats. This isn’t even the HALF OF IT. Hitler, like Trump, was considered to be a total joke at first, and was thought to be unable to do
dennys: verseofthedead: Woke up half-naked in a Denny’s parking lot after what started out as an innocent game of Cards Against Humanity. Ah yes, the ol’ Cards Against Humanity joke. Quite possibly the most popular reference left in our ask box
hom3stuck-pon3: i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long
samkind: last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF
levi-ravioli-universe: dfdirector: levi-ravioli-universe: When the new people enter the fandom when the dub comes out we’re going to have to put up with *whispers* dead marco jokes ALL OVER AGAIN Hopefully it will only be half as bad as it was
2srooky: giancarlovolpe: Based on a true story. this reminds me of a story that’s kind of an ongoing joke in my family. I’m half German, and my father’s side of the family is full blooded German. My father owns a business that deals with a
suzie-guru: the-blog-of-burnstein: hillaryisaboss: History repeats. This isn’t even the HALF OF IT. Hitler, like Trump, was considered to be a total joke at first, and was thought to be unable to do any of his crazy policy initiatives. Both won their
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gutspuppy:hey um. So the movie Boss Baby had a disgusting amount of transmisogyny in it, there was a “man in a dress” joke that played out for nearly the last half of the movie, umm, so if youre trans feminine I would seriously recommend avoiding
marxvx: i think the funniest joke in friends is that rachel could afford half the rent of a 2 bedroom apartment in lower manhattan by working in food service
textsfromsuperheroes: wordsofdiana: So we ran this joke on Texts from Superheroes about a year and a half ago. And then we went to Winter Soldier and saw Cap’s “To Do” list. Nailed it.
strong-powerful-capable: besturlonhere: look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes I love the ocean but this was too funny
deadpooly: *jensen ackles laughs* *slowly starts to bend backwards while laughing* *eventually bends completely in half* *wipes tears from his eyes* “did you hear misha’s joke?”
theoldreclaimingasia:thundergrace:Jay Leno made a joke about dogs being served at Korean restaurants. Gabrielle wanted it reported to human resources.She’d also, before this, received “over half a dozen” notes on her hairstyles being
xadievelauncher: majikninja: therealbarrymanilow: ryurebelheart: OH GOD I AM GOING TO LOSE 20 POUNDS IN HALF AN HOUR. jokes on you my entire dashboard is homestuck Things to do when you see Homestuck: Kill off a character of yours
ask-oncies-jizz: i love the mortal kombat universe so much because half the characters are just joke characters that they got attached to so they gave them serious lore and if that aint the most relatable shit then honestly what the fuck are you even
amarynceus:I had a dumb math joke lodge in my brain last night and I couldn’t rest until I drew it… can’t believe I spent half my day painting a shitpost.
sarcasticmudkip:bunkernine:incorrect quotes are so crazy. no understanding of the characters, half of the times the jokes don’t make sense, blatantly just weird and they’re EVERYWHERE. they are most definitely incorrect quotes i will tell
hellastevenuniverse: zamii070:transcendentspirit: GUYS.OVER HALF OF THESE REVIEWS ARE ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE AND MANY ARE NEGATIVE.WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS.DO NOT LEAVE NEGATIVE REVIEWS AS A JOKE ABOUT THE STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODE. DO NOT
randomsplashes: randomsplashes:when u and ur fiance play the pocky game but yurio (aka ur skating son) decides to cut it in half (insp)(on redbubble!!) bonus: jokes on u yurio,,,,,,victor’s got like 10 boxes
naughty-aunt:Aunt Sarah had caught me starring a few times. That cleavage was spectacular. She just smiled. “What do you want me to flash you” she finally said in a sexy teasing tone. “Oh I’d love that” I playfully joked back, half-serious
phoenixthepixie: Over half of why I watch Criminal Minds all the time is because it’s nice seeing a main character who clearly has severe anxiety not being played as a joke or a burden and treated like a human being.
sacklunchbunch: “I do not joke when I say she is my better half. She really is. I cannot believe what a fantastic life I have today. Ultimately. We both changed a lot. So now I cannot imagine a life without her. I’ve certainly come to believe that
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: hom3stuck-pon3: i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long
theofficialbadboyzclub: One half of the former hot gay couple. Caleb Anthony is now single. No joke, Kordale and Caleb are no longer a couple.
besturlonhere:look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes
thisisthemaxwellmurder: It’s so hard drawing with a hangover. Lol jokes, I was in bed by half ten last night. I’d like to tattoo these, email maxrathbonetattooing@hotmail.com Birmingham UK
dragonsandbutts: thelamebat: half-a-universe: artichoke-that-hoe: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT As a Mexican, this brings so much joy to my life. im am SO GLAD they got away with thisno more tacos La Güerita or Los Amigos or stuff like thatjust…
bukkokay: the4elemelons: Well I did 6th grade wrong In 6th grade i tried jacking off for the first time because i had heard someone making jokes about it and I tried for like half an hour and it felt like all that came out was a puff of smoke
l0ckhart replied to your quote: Hey…you looking for a stud? I have STD…all I need… that joke is older than you are. I highly doubt it’s older than 18 and a HALF years! [:
frostytips: No offense but some of y'all rly need to learn the difference between dark humor and just being an insensitive prick. Examples of dark humor: Most of the jokes in Deadpool, half the shit Mark Hamill’s Joker says, that one Mortal Kombat
