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shineyslime: Glass is half empty
jakeenglish: jakeenglish: My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job
blknwhytenbred: Your wife’s Boss tipped the black waiter to make sure her drink glass was never even half-empty all nite at that business reception….AND to serve her doubles! She could barely stagger back to her room, with his help. Within minutes
usedwomen-blog: iwilltieyou: Always repost I was at Mike’s place, having beer when he let me know he had left her upstairs, ready for me. I wandered up, bottle in hand, and started by licking her before bringing the half-empty beer bottle into play.
pap’s has unwrapped spaghetti soaking the bag rancid and frisk’s is a half empty canister of easy cheese. thanks sans.
I decided to open a new Reddit profile,it’s stil half empty but content will be up soon enough. Come and follow me:REDDIT
megacheesecakedinosaur: I decided to open a new Reddit profile,it’s stil half empty but content will be up soon enough. Come and follow me:REDDIT
fullbladderlemons: New Omo Obsession Okay, so my new fave omo scenario is a character who wets themselves, but they manage to stop when their bladder is half empty or so. So, their pants are soaked and it looks like they finished, so whoever they are
theinfiknight: beholdthemem: theinfiknight: chaoticgood: spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no
wednesdaystwisted: kittenscoituseum: wednesdaystwisted: Is tomorrow really Monday already @kittenscoituseum @sumisa-lily @my9347truth? Ughhhhhhhh. Don’t start that Monday talk @wednesdaystwisted Lol @kittenscoituseum I’m a half empty glass kinda
mindbodyembrace: “like a half empty balloon after a party in the corner”
lol Well it wouldn’t be “empty” per se but still funny.
shortcircuitfullmoon: half-empty-pone: There he is, the Braeby. I put a signature in this one because. Ass shakin’ braeburn! .//////////. X3!
jakeenglish: i dont get why people hate hipster/summer blogs so much just leave em be all they wanna do is reblog pictures of girls in floral shorts and half-empty starbucks drinks let them that is what they like and i am 100% certain they think your
a half-empty girl
daydreamindulgent:::I cast detest magicI have no idea if this artifact has powers but if it does I fucking hate themMe at eleven pm throwing a half empty bottle of water at a bug
typical: A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired:
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How
methylcellulose: “Some say the glass is half full and blush,Some say it’s half empty and sink,I feel you are in the midst of,reaching out for another awesome drink!” [Jasleen Kaur Gumber] –––Like this and crave more? Check out some of
laurenzuke: put together a playlist of songs that remind me of lapis or i like to listen to while i draw lapis, enjoy @8tracks: half empty half full by zuketunes
sabrina-nellie: Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough “When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have
calliopes-bane: femmeandrogyne: dondadayoh: Okay so heres something that I feel ppl never take into consideration when using this example- if the cup was full prior, and you poured out half of it, it is totally valid for it to be seen as half empty,
meladoodle: my life is like a bag of chips, half empty, and the other half is filled with chips
thetowndrugdealer: it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
umistakemeforstraight: fearfullittleloverr: A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead,
nevver: Half full, half empty
thesickestjokes: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
hogpig: Nagorno Karabakh. 2005. A man walks past the half-empty apartment blocks of Shushi, a town that was partially destroyed in the Azeri-Armenian war of the early 1990s. Today it remains half-wrecked, and all the previous Azeri residents fled, or