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rudolphofficial: MY FISH DIED LAST NIGHT AND I PROMISED TO GET IT OUT OF THE TANK AND BURY IT IN THE MORNING BUT NOW IT’S ALIVE AND SWIMMING AROUND???? IT WAS MISSING BODY PARTS AND HALF IT’S TAIL AND THEYRE BACK WHAT RHE FUCK IS HAPPENING
lackofa: isixdream: All these mermaid posts are fantastic and all, but you know what other half human creature I’d like to see? Centaurs. Chubby pony centaurs. Big buff Clydesdale centaurs. Graceful deer bodied centaurs. African centaurs with zebra
edwardspoonhands: papertownsy: I CANT DECIDE IF I WANT A PIZZAMAS SHIRT WHERE WOULD I WEAR IT I mean….it’s up to you, but I wear mine on the upper half of my body. They have three holes at the top which work really well for putting my head and
Man time is moving weird. More cookies was probably not what my body needed. Still in pjs, half blind, done nothing today. Well played with cuddles a bit. I’m glad his name has taken root in my head. But yeah, depression is kinda low key behind
Sometimes instead of studying, you just need a glass or two of wine and some Netflix at 12:30pm.
thefitty: I RAN A HALF MARATHON. OH MY GOD I AM FREAKING OUT. I went out today with the intention of just running 14k, which was 2k less than what I did last week. Little did I know my body was capable of pushing so far, of doing so well. The longer
caesarwv: The Collector throw the two frat boys into the back of car. The drugged boys looked up him and pleated with their eyes to be let go. He took in their half nude bodies before closing the door. He smiled at the thought of all the money he
stellion69: Long story short, this is one of my mates I met through my cousin. Half Tongan. Just got out of jail, we went and got drunk and he showed me what he learnt while in the cells 👌🏾 damn it was so good👅🍆 his body on mine 😍😍
youngkween: happygopreppy: Waking up to your husband holding your half naked body with his. Peeling him off of you and crawling out of bed. Sneaking down to the kitchen. Putting in your headphones while you cook breakfast for the two of you. Hearing
foreverdaddysbabygirl: Why I Decided to Get (huge) Fake Boobies I’ve wanted implants for ever 10 years now. I love my curves and I love LOVE my big ass!!! But I always felt my top half didn’t match the rest of my body. So after a lot of thought
thespankacademy: hedonicbunny: i’ve got a small body and a messy bed (: here’s the mink set from the lovely @thespankacademy i’m so so so in love with it and i never wanna take it off half the time. it makes me so happy!!!! Omigosshhh yayyyyyyyyyyyyy,
did-you-kno: Half the atoms in our galaxy– including the atoms in your body – likely came from outside the Milky Way. Basically, according to research, parts of you came from across the universe. Source Source 2 Source 3
mystiquemonique: Last night i had a dream that I was in a buffet eating competition called “the hungry games” and WHEN I WOKE UP. I HAD EATEN HALF A FULL BOTTLE OF GUMMY VITAMINS IF THIS IS DANGEROUS FOR MY BODY PLEASE TELL ME
aprilwrestledabearonce: toloveorlive: deervision: OH MY GOD, i thought she had red trousers on the dog somehow ripped her body in half. For that comment. this gif was a whole lot funnier with that comment.
rifa: lackofa: isixdream: All these mermaid posts are fantastic and all, but you know what other half human creature I’d like to see? Centaurs. Chubby pony centaurs. Big buff Clydesdale centaurs. Graceful deer bodied centaurs. African centaurs with
ladygolem: alliwannadoisbangscrew: me hair: detachable torso: crushed dick: out the lower half of my body is forcibly ejected from the hydraulic press at ninety miles an hour
endangered-justice-seeker: If you put half a potato in each sock and sleep with them on, the potato turns black. This is due to oxidation of the potato. It is claimed that it is sucking the bad vibes out of the body. Anti-vaxxers are a danger to public
pancakeke: wheel-skellington: beif0ngs: “Half of his body has already turned into mushrooms… Looks like a surface spray alone is not gonna work.” more like
matthulksmash: I had this body for about half a year. I’d like it back, please.
64px: (sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)
fawnbabe: when I say I wanna have sex I don’t mean I wanna get fucked and cum I mean I wanna makeout with someone for half an hour on my couch with grabby hands all over my body and our teeth clashing because we get so into it that we can’t stop
We are so much more then that we are one person in two bodies evert second apart from you is excruciating and its no better when i have no clue where my other half is
iswearimnotnaked: i was giving my overly tired half asleep boyfriend a full body massage and i noticed his…yanno…getting…yanno…and i was like “oooo what’s this?” and he goes “he’s your forever pet sweetheart”
ask-bot: bookoflonelyplaces: ask-bot: What is not a FUN fact? Male ducks have corkscrew penises that springs out from their body in less than half a second and are 20cm long when erect. okay…. :lfollow @ask-bot for more
thoughts-of-an-x-factor: trilllizard666: batter-sempai: bunjywunjy: *salesman voice* it’s a good, reliable car, but it curls into a ball when startled so watch out You swing the door open without looking and get the lower half of your body impaled
everythingfox: two-fluffy-tails: everythingfox: My net worth is ū and a half eaten burrito It is now ū, since I ate the rest. My net worth is ū and a dead body
ev1l3v0: I’d note that nipple half off sweet body
fhabhotdamncobs: nandorivas3: mikeyaj: After 4 days of dieting I seem not have lost half my body weight or gained a 6 pack. Diets are lies. More importantly I wonder how long it will take the people I know/stalkers to find this picture and try and
thisiswhereibegan21: 3 and half years on T and this is what my dick looks like. You’re welcome. I give no fucks, my body is my sanctuary and I don’t have time for your criticism.
fy-hiraimomo: 160624 Momo, Joy, Seungyeon, Yuju - Touch My Body @ KBS Music Bank First Half of 2016
angelictactics: “Baymax, I don’t feel too good.” “I will scan you now.” “…Scan complete. You have eaten half your body weight in gummy bears and poptarts.” “IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA.” Later “WE’RE
cunt3r-parts: fawnbabe: when I say I wanna have sex I don’t mean I wanna get fucked and cum I mean I wanna makeout with someone for half an hour on my couch with grabby hands all over my body and our teeth clashing because we get so into it that we
batcii:like, I was saying this last week; if you don’t want to over-nap, don’t take your bra off. don’t do it. as soon as you take your bra off you’re giving your body permission to let the fuck go and it’s no longer a practical half hour power
I swear half the time I’m either sleepy or horny but I’m both right now and my body is so confused.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: deervision: OH MY GOD, i thought she had red trousers on the dog somehow ripped her body in half.
lyriciss: tyleroakley: TOO MUCH IS HAPPENING. I’m so lost by all of this. The weak ass martial arts. The laughing guy just blocking it. The person walking on their hands and missing the bottom half of their body in the background. Why is there one
ratgod: ratgod: I’m laughing so hard I took a picture of my rat sittin on my sink and as I took another picture he jumped on me and all I got was the lower half of his body flying thru the air I’m crying im still laughing at this
“You’re a queen,” he told me. “Never let a man half fuck you.” I was stuck. I swallowed hard, trying to get rid of the huge lump in my throat that wouldn’t allow me to speak past the throbbing in my sensitive bud. “You held on to that body
Yanking me off, he bent me over so that half of my body was on the bed and the other was hanging off, then slid inside of me. As soon as he began pounding my walls with all that length and girth, I knew exactly why I forgave him all the time and put up
A moment later, something clicked. I didn’t stop what I was doing, but I took stock of what was going on around me. Sure, I was drunk and might have had a few facts wrong, but Ash’s face was above me. I was half-way down his body with his cock in
“I seem to recall my Lord mentioning something about more than once or twice,” her grin was wicked as she crawled up my body, dragging her breasts over my half-hard cock. She sat back and took it up in two hands, her eyes on my face as she slowly
theladyinquisitors: dollymixedupgirl: distance-not-speed: just-shower-thoughts: My body is like a temple. Well, more like a Catholic church. Full of wine and bread. and guilt And images of beautiful crying people and half naked men suffering and
princessduckyy:At some point you accept that you’ve got no boobs but the rest of my body aint half bad 😋
anakedglassofwine: jaalmanza: Gym body So I love this because this girl is kickass, obviously. But it still begs the question, what nutrition store allows half-naked posing? Because I can promise I’ve never seen this at any GNC near me. If I did,
always-arousedxxx: I love that lustful look on your face. Your eyes half closed, biting your bottom lip, ready to devour every inch of my body…
THE EPIC ENHANCEMENT ON THE LOWER HALF OF THE BODY
swervcity: the last one is sassyopeia in half-drag and me pretending to be hot shit. this was last summer i believe.. i dont have any actual full body shots because i didnt take it that seriously, but i DID pad my hips, i DID do the fake tits thing,
amberelizabeth: half-right: Stages of Deterioration From the Moment of Death On: The Moment Of Death: 1. The heart stops. 2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color. 3. All the muscles relax. 4. The bladder and bowels empty. 5. The body temperature
antsintheafterbirth: I’m not particularly fond of the bottom half of my body but I’ve been asked very nice so enjoy it.
chubby-bunnies: http://siramy.tumblr.com/ Amy. 23. US size 16. This is the second half nude photo I’ve taken of myself. Ever. This is a new thing for me - accepting my body.Not only have I finally come to accept it, I’m in love with it.