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It happened one morning on the business trip when they stayed together in a hotel room. She was just changing her clothes when he came out from the shower. He saw her pretty built body, she saw his nice rounded belly and half-erect dick and they couldn’
loosepussiedgoddess: Haven’t stretched in about.. a week and a half? And my permanent gape still there Permanently loose 18yo BBW slut, proud of her gape.
If your husband’s cock were at least half the size of your boss’ cock, he wouldn’t be doing all the household chores.
As a scientist and half plant herself, I think Ivy knows helluva lot about cactuses :)This started as a sketch, but I pushed it a little more and finish the whole pinup. Initially was some other joke about cactus, maybe I’ll do that one later. Funny
New hair.
Feeling 50% stoney, 50% cute.
Send me a ☼ for my character's reaction to having found yours, fast asleep and half hanging off of the bed/couch.
johannesnw: half and half run!
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I always go out with people who buy food, eat half and throw the rest away. I can’t afford to do that shit, I eat it all dammit
the-adhd-society: intrepid-inattentive: thatadhdmood: I asked my friend whether she has a constant inner dialougue going on, and she said no. And I’m like?????? How can you not?? Are peoples heads silent most of the time???? Are they not constantly
#Starbucks with my bestie mcjunmp this morning. The lighting made it look like I went a little overboard with the half and half.
saladsaladnovski: exit152: jimbowned: exit152: if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise I’ll take “things people who
throwanything: My submission for the second volume of my friend’s buff lady appreciation zine, Heiress of Atalanta. The first volume was a huge success and this one should be even better. Submissions are open until October 26th, so if you, too, are
I’m currently drinking coffee with almond milk instead of half and half. I can’t believe my life has come to this. Who the hell am I?
tinyfearlessleader: me: *opens new carton of half-and-half*narrator: “Thirsty twink works over thick package for creamy finish”#MakeYourLifeAPornhubTitle
stuckatacrossrhodes: “Uh, I’m fabulous, okay? I’m an incredible dresser, I’ve got buckets of money, I’m a hoot and a half, and I’ve got a killer rack.” - Karen Walker
fuckyeahpitbullterriers: Pitbull mix
I put on my makeup today and managed to have my foundation brush snap in half and my shimmer brush’s bristles fall out. I’m also running low on eyeliner and hit pan on my blush. uuuuugh
ileftmyheartindixie: Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*” Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
I have to figure out how to use my queue so I won’t leave my blog high and dry when I go to the beach
aminil: When people change their avatars they don’t understand how much of an effect that has on how I see your posts and your interactions with me. You are your profile picture, I mean Tumblr is even designed to make it look look like all the posts
luiskingking replied to your post: Really hoping they’ll put up the “Coac… Ohmygod you read the storyboards with your sister that sounds to amazing its really fun. She likes to split it up so she reads half and characters and I read the
so, iTunes, are you just, like, not going to ever release “Reformed”? Because its been a month and a half and you still haven’t released it and there’s an episode for you to pair it with and yet you still won’t release it.Are you going to hold “Chille
jakeenglish: i dont get why people hate hipster/summer blogs so much just leave em be all they wanna do is reblog pictures of girls in floral shorts and half-empty starbucks drinks let them that is what they like and i am 100% certain they think your
ultrafacts: ratterwolf: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog! I am half and half???
lifeofanovercomer: phantac3e: datgsandrad: vxxdxxpvssy: spookynovas: mainheaux: why isnt girlfriends on netflix why isnt fresh prince on netflix why isnt martin on netflix why isnt half and half on netflix why isnt one on one on netflix why isnt
demianaura:Half and half anesthesics.©DemianAura2017
tfw it’s only been two days (and a half) and u already sexually frustrated b/c u can’t get off &b/c company is over…………………………
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zsharpgetsdull: Inktober #1 SoulsBorne! A little half and half to get the month started!
quelloras: Now if there were only a way to incorporate turnips into her breakfast… I mixed turnips in with your potatoes, sweetheart. Half and half …
quelloras: writingjustforgiggles: quelloras: Now if there were only a way to incorporate turnips into her breakfast… I mixed turnips in with your potatoes, sweetheart. Half and half … “You did?” She tilted her head, looking up at
quelloras: writingjustforgiggles: quelloras: writingjustforgiggles: quelloras: Now if there were only a way to incorporate turnips into her breakfast… I mixed turnips in with your potatoes, sweetheart. Half and half … “You did?”
luckykrelle:asamaday:Thanks to everyone who took part in the last raffle! The winner was @boilingheart with her half-were, half-vampire character Kaminari. Time for #4! What you get:A portrait of your very own! Any character from any world or universe.
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troysterrr: fsholola: jasonsofly: omfg, I’m almost totally white washed! D: (via stfutayance) (via melissafang, donovanbarabad) for me its half and half teeeeeeheeeeeeeepx
Things i wish… That doesnt come true. D: @Dannyphame! LETS WORK TOGETHER! SPLIT HALF AND HALF
colinmorgasms:it’s st. patrick’s day so beware of white people out to tell you they’re: 1% irish, 2% irish, whole irish, skim irish, half and half irish, almond irish, coconut irish, As a somewhat barely Irish person, this is true. But they got
teawithaview:Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
weedporndaily: Bout to roll this half and half log up in the OG x GorillaGlue by @siraynot
ultrafacts: In an experiment on how to get your child to eat vegetables, researchers offered kids broccoli or a chocolate bar, Four out of five (80%) picked the chocolate. But when an Elmo sticker was placed on the broccoli, it was half and half. Fifty
surphile: Tahiti. Half and half.videog maassen
everydaygun: seniormudbutt: gamervamps: seniormudbutt: gamervamps: Omg yes OH GOD DAMNIT I only follow porn blogs soooo there’s no hiding the tits Im half and half. 50% gunscarsbeermetaletc. 50% porn. It’s like gambling when i open mine XD
waylonfloressung: Omg I just realized that since my hair is half and half I can do Harley Quinn inspired makeup!!
l0stship: Half And Half / by Nesiho Asiraki
ostracizedpoodle: Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan
NICE- half and half please
more and more of my old friends or exes are getting verrry close or have found my bun instagram or this tumblr, currently my old friend is telling me about all these pretty girls he started following and half of them are my mutuals lol uh hi
thecha0sthe0ry: Kieren gives her the half and half.
stancedubgirl: Bourbon Pumpkin Pie Milkshakes makes 2 shakes 2 cups vanilla ice cream ½ cup milk ¼ cup cream or half and half 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 2/3 cup pureed pumpkin ½ tablespoon pumpkin pie spice 1/3 cup graham cracker
Long bath face mask and smoothly shaved and half s bottle of wine later. Laying down in a soft warm and newly made bed, plugged and ready for another classic read.. self care at its finest.
prettygirlfood: Kerrygold Mac & Cheese 2 cups elbow macaroni 1 can (12 ounces) evaporated milk ¾ cup milk or half and half ¼ teaspoon dry mustard 2 teaspoons cornstarch 8 ounces cheddar cheese, grated kosher salt cayenne pepper or chili
not that anyone asked but I want to dye my hair half and half?? opinions?? 🧐
misswylde:not that anyone asked but I want to dye my hair half and half?? opinions?? 🧐 also how do we all feel about bangs 👀
