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I love fucking Mrs Mills… she’s my best friend’s mother. I hope Hal doesn’t find out because he would be pissed and I might have to stop banging her every week.
room801: Solid Snake & Otacon (or Dave&Hal, if you prefer) Metal Gear Solid series.
a-anja-fan: rainer6199: a-anja-fan: tmuetze: a-anja-fan: meine votze Da fällt mir einfach so die Zunge ausm Hals. warum das den Dich will ich lecken und besamen mehr nicht Oh gerne ficke ich Dir mein steifes Saurohr so heftig in Deine Maulfo
Du darfst mich zärtlich küssen, mich umarmen, meine weiche Haut streicheln, meine Nippel saugen und knabbern und meine Nähe genießen… ich werde dich auch streicheln, in deinem Ohr lecken und warm hineinhauchen, an deinem Hals und deinen Nippeln
hunkville:“Mom and dad want us to spend less time together,” Marty moans as his lips part and his tongue touches Hal’s for a brief moment. He rests a hand in the neck of his brother and pulls him closer, making sure their crotches collide.
Kono Natsu, Shoujo wa Bitch ni Naru. After (Holy Bitch!) by Hal Part 2 of 2 Part 1
Kono Natsu, Shoujo wa Bitch ni Naru | This Summer The Girl Will Become A Slut (Holy Bitch!) by Hal Part 1 of 2 Part 2
10 éve ezen a napon került a magyar mozikba, a Nagy hal, Tim Burton filmje! :)
Maszületettlady: Jessica Lange (1949)Nagy Hal, Aranyoskám, Cape Fear - A rettegés foka, A postás mindig kétszer csenget
boynuzlufetisist: hal hal takan kadınların ateşi başkadır :)
bbwfan63: magsmolligbinbim87: am liebsten würde ich ihr sofort die Zunge in den Hals stecken und den geilen saft naschen
city-flash–extremcore: ”” Schön Geil Tief Rein in den Hals”“ schöne ansachauung, wie es richtig geht, stuten aufgepasst!
schön anzusehen, hoffentlich schluckt weiter bis der hals dick wird
die könnte ihn geschluckt haben, der hals ist dick
labiaexposed: Ooooo-lympics! die rechte holt sich was sie braucht, der linken kommt der gummi pimmel schon aus dem hals
jlunlimited: Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)/ Ryan Reynolds I know a lot of people might HATE this, but I think Ryan Reynolds did a great job with what he had to work with. Hal Jordan is one of the more light-hearted characters, and he’s also a bit cocky.
In brightest day, in blackest night,No evil shall escape my sight.Let those who worship evil’s might,Beware my power; GREEN LANTERN’S LIGHT.
brucetimms: confirmed: barry and hal call bruce ‘the bear’ and hal thinks bruce is cuddly
havemanymonkeys: Batman is always taking Hal’s toys. I’m sorry I know everyone likes batsy but that’s not possible if Hal didn’t notice, the ring would have
evinist: Hal and Barry changing :D just try some coloring practice. —————- sorry I have to repost it because I want to fix some problem on Hal’s picture.
thensfwfandom: Part 2 comes with 8 pages for this month!!!! On patreon for SeptemberGet to read how these two managed Hal’s magic boner!!John Constantine & Hal Jordan -DC comics
jonhex: winskp: drawing-bored: el-shango-drew-and-shot: Justice Families does the green lantern one bum everyone else out, too? lonely hal is lonely. All sorts of like. (But there should be a Kyle out ahead of lonely Hal) Bruce is missing some
halbarry: friendly reminder that hal values barry’s opinion so highly he equates barry telling him he’s wrong to getting SHOT THROUGH THE HEARTbonus barry trying to comfort hal:
blanddcheadcanons: Barry and Hal passed the tradition of keeping score (how many times Barry trips/Hal’s construct breaks) onto Wally and Kyle. They take it very seriously. emmalovespunk
oroontheheels: “Though it was rumored that Hal Jordan was based on Errol Flynn, artist Gil Kane actually patterned Hal’s rugged good looks after Paul Newman.”Okay, but now look up at the photo of Erron Flynn and David Niven (Sinestro first look
its-cm10: so I’m reading crisis on multiple earths and I found that green lantern panel. you know, this onelike ffs Hal. but it’s ok, he tries again and fixes the problemWoo! Go Hal! But then I turned the page andgoD FUCKING DAMMIT HAL JORDAN HOW
friskyfeathers:your-pal-hal:This poor ott doesn’t get to top often - so when he does, one hole just isn’t enough~ A gift-back for Hoot for being such a sweetheart. :3Dot and Hal have been really kicking it off >v>X:
your-pal-hal:More shenanigans of my otter and Hoot’s Dot. And a bonus doodle in the bottom corner of another of her otters, Loo, abusing poor Hal’s face. This has become far too addictive, please help~X:
your-pal-hal:unpack-your-adjectives:@your-pal-hal is pretty taurrible! Did I mention this blog is NSFW? x:
your-pal-hal: your-pal-hal: Hey I really dislike censoring shit but tbh I’m feeling my grips and interest in tumblr coming to an end so I’mma remind y’all again with a bit of incentive that I still got a Twitter and a Weasyl that y’all should
younger-than-the-soul: exigetspersonal: capnpea: The interesting thing about Glados/HAL 9000 parallels is that Hal was conceived at a time when artificial intelligence was more of a fictional construct than a practical possibility. Hal is introduced
djrenard: The many rings of Hal Jordan Although Nightskeeter doesn’t like him much but, I will reblog anyway I like Hal Jordan. I just like Jon Stewart a lot more. -Nightskeeter
futurescope: Enter the first cyborg-type robot - ISO Feature about Cyberdyne and the exoskeleton HAL ISO, the International Organization for Standardization, has a neat feature about Cyberdyne, their exoskeleton HAL & ISO 13482, the first standard
fuckyeahanimefood: Hal has dinner, Hal - The Movie.
artist-hals: Portrait of a Man, 1616, Frans Hals Medium: oil,canvas
artist-hals: Portrait of a Man, 1633, Frans HalsMedium: oil,canvashttps://www.wikiart.org/en/frans-hals/portrait-of-a-man-1633
artist-hals: Portrait of a Man, 1622, Frans HalsMedium: oil,canvashttps://www.wikiart.org/en/frans-hals/portrait-of-a-man-1622
magibuster: insanityizgood: Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x) SO FUCKING TRUE OH MY FUCKING GOD Heard it all in his voice but needless to say“Bless you Hal Sparks”
professor-bludgeon: younger-than-the-soul: exigetspersonal: capnpea: The interesting thing about Glados/HAL 9000 parallels is that Hal was conceived at a time when artificial intelligence was more of a fictional construct than a practical possibility.
endcant:endcant:endcant:endcant:my roommate salem got me and hal the makings for a fucked up roulette gamethe smell is unimaginablethe game was that hal and i would each pick one at random, take a bite at the same time, and then guess which one the other
ambris: capnpea: The interesting thing about Glados/HAL 9000 parallels is that Hal was conceived at a time when artificial intelligence was more of a fictional construct than a practical possibility. Hal is introduced as humanlike because the audience
torture10: Rita mag es, wenn es um Ihren Hals sehr eng wird. Sie träumt schon von dem was gleich passieren wird. Sie kann den Strick schon um Ihren Hals fühlen.Mal sehen, wie lange Sie es aushält.
hellstromphoto: Lil' Hal - Matsuricon 2014We've seen my sister's Lil' Hal on the blog before, and she's made a lot of improvements to the costume since debuting it at Youmacon 2013. This was a super-fun shoot to do, as it showed (at least in my opinion)
forgeline: Hal Baer’s ‘69 Mustang Mach 1 is considered by many to be the first genuine “pro-touring” car! This 351W-powered hotrod has been owned by Hal since 1973 and features a custom 3-link rear suspension, Baer Brakes (of course), and is
vinylaficionado: The Seeburg USC1: When you unplug it, it acts out the following dialogue: [HAL’s shutdown] HAL: I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it.
hal-simon: Yes pleaseeeeee
voyeurbulgedude: PORNSTAR Hal Rockland (by request) 6’ 1" tall Hal was introduced to the porn industry by his brother Vince. In total, three Rockland brothers would all make gay porn during the 1990’s. Sadly, Hal only made a total
hal-strider: for @aeritus i’m your back up secret santa i hope you enjoy some john in the snow! for the @homestuck-secret-santa event aaaaaaahhhh OMG I love it <3<3Thanks alot for making this for melook at him, so precious <3
homestuckartists: Here’s the Lil Hal/Auto-Responder drawpile for the homestuck artists discord server! Thank you to everyone who participated, these Hals look fantastic! Credit to the artists will be under the cut! Continua a leggere
turing-tested: alpha dave: hal, my phone froze again hal: maybe if you stopped acting like the phone was just a lesser version of your computer and started treating it like the unique entity it is that has its own purposes and personality separate from
hal-monitor:First rule of house parties: ALWAYS have a chess board on hand
hal-jr: misandry-mermaid: scandalouslyfollowing: nuric: cap-out-of-time: schwoozie: [x] ooc: Reblogging because holy shit. I aspire to be this woman when I’m older. YASSSSSSS! This woman was born before women were legally allowed to vote.
hal-ta3lam: هل تعلم ؟ أول من بنى مسجداً في الإسلام … . عمار بن ياسر بأمر من الرسول صلى الله عليه وسلم
codewordchamomile said: dirk and hal could be considered brothers. dirk is roses father, biologically, if im not mistaken. this would make hal her uncle!yeahh Bro/Dirk would be her (ecto)biological father 8′) I just didn’t make the connection of
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jtai21: Being wild and crazy….gotta love the New Rock boots…
Queer as Folk!
knowledgeequalsblackpower: kyssthis16: alostbird: Ugh Hal Jordan is white! So that’s not whitewashing. Yeah, there are a bunch of Green Lanterns, including a lady! John Stewart (the black Green Lantern) is not the same dude as Hal Jordan, who Ryan
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