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Haïkus – 1993 – Laurence Demaison
She loves knee socks. She pens passionate poems, erotic haikus and sexy short stories. And’s she’s gorgeous! Yeah, I know I’ve said that before. Returning to the Library dais, please welcome back… deepestdesires: Not Your Average
Wankers never die. Too much anon haikus being sent. Can’t get to the bottom of my messages. Stop.
ouieer: Wankers never die. Too much anon haikus being sent. Can’t get to the bottom of my messages. Stop.
denisesoyletras: Rincón de haikus, Mario Benedetti
yasminpoe: ..:Mario Benedetti::. Rincón de Haikus
staff: Tumblr Tuesday: Broken New Year’s Resolutions Fuckin’ A Big Lebowski HaikusThe Big Lebowski / has a blog with some haikus / You dudes should abide Washington Square Park Dog RunLast week you tried running. This week, sit back and look at pictures
lynneravenne: How I feel about haikus:
weallheartonedirection: A class of schoolchildren was asked to write haikus. One wrote this. It’s a masterpiece.
haiku-robot: dontgetwisewithme: Carves my name on your ass to make sure you know I’ve always got your back. carves my name on your ass to make sure you know i’ve always got your back ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I
5 mile walk todayHow are you still not tired?Puddle jumping pro I am exhausted,but Rosie wants to party. Need to do homework. Hey, these have a name Hope that you like my haikus They are low effort
haiku-robot: mylifeasrich: An actual pic snapped the moment I woke up and realized i like dick an actual pic snapped the moment i woke up and realized i like dick ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Anarchy is
arufendi: r0wdyruff: help me, i am trapped in a haiku factory save me, before they I got your message and have snuck my way inside Oh my god, what the
haiku-robot: iceboats: when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do
haiku-robot: spicyserotonin: surprisedmyself: My friend sent me this and it’s a big fuckin mood this isn’t even a meme anymore its just a photo of my life this isn’t even a meme anymore its just a photo of my life ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus
haiku-robot: angel-baez: tfw steven universe comes back with a consistent weekly schedule tfw steven universe comes back with a consistent weekly schedule ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.👻 Booooo | PayPal
nymphobia: my Mom is a 4th grade teacher and she was teaching her students to right haikus and a nine year old, fictionally illiterate boy wrote this one and it actually hit me hard
Porny Haikus, a selection (TomTom and Bane/Blake)
so remember how i wrote a bunch of horse haikus and submitted them to my college’s publication
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: haiku-robot: jokkes: Please, quit yelling at the cashiers. They don’t get paid enough for this shit. please quit yelling at the cashiers they don’t get paid enough for this shit ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5
haiku-robot: valeria2067:This assumes Mike Pence has a soul, but otherwise I am here for it! this assumes mike pence has a soul but otherwise i am here for it ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read?
matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: slapandticklelol: “This poem doesn’t rhyme.” Dude about to make haikus: “Oh you haven’t heard?” fuck you
novafuzzcheeks: haiku-robot: jupitersaurus: Petition to make lingerie with bigger crotch space for my phat pwuthy petition to make lingerie with bigger crotch space for my phat pwuthy ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make
gornsf: How not to live your life, A Haiku by Gorn fall asleep at nine wake up at one, cranky as fuck; better draw some dicks again Warning: This post may not contain actual haikus.
haiku-robot: mustardtigress: shiba sam puts on her apron to help bake her sister’s birthday cake shiba sam puts on her apron to help bake her sister’s birthday cake ^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. |
georgetakei: From a fan. At least you know this card is well hung.
surprisebitch: lovinglyricsigb: haiku-robot: surprisebitch: not to sound lewd but i’m craving nut right now and i wanna get filled not to sound lewd but i’m craving nut right now and i wanna get filled ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5
anime-haikus: I like the cake song“It tells us the movie’s plot”Or so @joshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh says
haiku-robot: dancegavindance: r/trees is just about what you would expect a weed subreddit to be r/trees is just about what you would expect a weed subreddit to be ^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do
haiku-robot: dedsu: like if you would ask what’s wrong. reblog if you would wipe away his tears like if you would ask what’s wrong reblog if you would wipe away his tears ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
haiku-robot: drferox: catsbeaversandducks: Mama Hens And Their Babies Via Bored Panda I feel like I am the hens and everything else are my vetlings. i feel like i am the hens and everything else are my vetlings ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with
haiku-robot: toonskribblez: its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
the-sarkai: haiku-robot: taylrswyft: Allison Williams Reveals What White People Ask Her About Get Out allison williams reveals what white people ask her about get out ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. |
haiku-robot: just-shower-thoughts: If time can heal all wounds, and time is money, can money heal all wounds? if time can heal all wounds and time is money can money heal all wounds ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make
Haikus for the Rising Signs
diaphanausea: my Mom is a 4th grade teacher and she was teaching her students to right haikus and a nine year old, functionally illiterate boy wrote this one and it actually hit me hard
It was almost a year ago that my book of poetry got rejected by my first choice publisher. I’ve since been writing more, but it’s mostly haikus and I’m unsure if I’m going to compile my book and send it off again. I don’t
theladypunch: I’ve started writing haikus about work. “Step back from my bar, What the fuck do you need now? Fuck you, bitch, step back.” "I saw you back there. Instagramming your coffee. Hashtag please just leave.” "You asked for
haiku-robot: superscifigals: Shouldnt have to resort to pointing this out but hey whatever it takes shouldnt have to resort to pointing this out but hey whatever it takes ^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
Otros Haikus Haikus:“Sobre la campana del temploreposa, dormida la mariposa”“De no estar tú,el bosque seríademasiado grande”Intento una traducción de la foto:El paciente y pequeño caracolse desliza por el rocíoen la mañana
haiku-robot: aurordream:You could almost feel the entire country begin panicking at once you could almost feel the entire country begin panicking at once ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? |
haiku-robot: weed-breath: i-have-no-gender-only-rage: Good News of 2017 Cause we all really need to see the good that came from this shitty year. cause we all really need to see the good that came from this shitty year ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus
haiku-robot: pervocracy: going up stairs on all fours is such a right and natural feeling going up stairs on all fours is such a right and natural feeling ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read?
haiku-robot: chihaspomi:IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO MAKE THIS BUT EVERY SECOND WAS WORTH IT it took me an hour to make this but every second was worth it ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact
haiku-robot: biopython: hot chip really did cover sexual healing and it really does slap hot chip really did cover sexual healing and it really does slap ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? |
haiku-robot: maxgilardi: anyway eat tide pods if you want natural selection is great anyway eat tide pods if you want natural selection is great ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact |
haiku-robot: goomydoingstuff: Goomornig, This is Goomy corp, Goomy speaking how may I Goomy? goomornig this is goomy corp goomy speaking how may i goomy ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Help keep my meatbag
haiku-robot: magmamagda:Today I found out that the Kanker sisters all have different dads. today i found out that the kanker sisters all have different dads ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Help keep my meatbag
haiku-robot: safestsephiroth: is it illegal to buy this sticker and slap it on people’s trucks is it illegal to buy this sticker and slap it on people’s trucks ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Help keep
haiku-robot: just-shower-thoughts: Shirts are crazy. Your body goes in one hole then comes out of three. shirts are crazy your body goes in one hole then comes out of three ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.I’m
haiku-robot: stevenquartz:“if you could water this for me while i’m gone it’ll be a big help.” “if you could water this for me while i’m gone it’ll be a big help ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Accepting
haiku-robot: repomantis: Mulan really out here with the Jock Lesbian outfit I love this mulan really out here with the jock lesbian outfit i love this ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.All of you have loved
haiku-robot: noetig:i’m filling the void with adopting as many plants as possible i’m filling the void with adopting as many plants as possible ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Feed my fragile meatbag! I
trickytwitch: haiku-robot: trickytwitch: when someone draws your Original Furry Fave and you just kinda when someone draws your original furry fave and you just kinda ^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. |
haiku-robot: katswenski: Mother Nature is unforgiving.My website – See me on Webtoons! mother nature is unforgiving my website – see me on webtoons ^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? |
haikus:me when my friends looking good: yes!! there they ARE, look at them! I love them please *taps strangers shoulder* LOOK at them go did you just see!!! *encourages everyone to start clapping* I can’t believe this, I’m amazed. again!! come back,
