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lizluvscupcakes:the-haiku-bot: eroticcannibal: rebellum: anexperimentallife: jover2013:theproblematicblogger: feminists-against-feminism: dreamy-hates-everything: feminists-against-feminism: unstumpabledeplorable: berqamot: theproblematicblogger:
the-haiku-bot: thee-lament:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:every time i blink my eyes it makes the tiny water-filled ring toss game in my head go whoosh this bitch and When A ring falls onto one of the spikes I get a complete
the-haiku-bot:nibbythebird:fangcore:wolfchaldo:tiktoks-repost:the face of a new man lord of the flies is so fake this is what teenage boys are really like lord of the flies isso fake this is what teenageboys are really likeBeep boop! I look for accidental
the-haiku-bot: hazellight11: beckaaay: lordkevington: orwellsunderpants: jdillustratesnonsense: gallusrostromegalus: For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever: the first time i watched this i
the-haiku-bot:bogleech:mynameisanacronymofitself:kirain:Um.core memory unlocked.. getting emotionalThe realism of the bird flight physics in this is still amazing.Also this was one of my favorite movies when I was little bit I didn’t even know it
the-haiku-bot:vergess:vonlipwig:my life really did improve when i decided to just constantly, casually compliment my friends and family. i cannot recommend it more. it makes everything better. you look incredible in that shirt, you’re one of the
the-haiku-bot:professionalchaoticdumbass:rogue-ai-cat:Someone said “tornadoes aren’t fucking around” and I thought, “I think all tornadoes do is fuck around.”I saw one take a garage off of two cars without moving or even
fus-ro-dammit:the-haiku-bot:fus-ro-dammit:I love you, Skyrim. I love you, sound of running water beneath the drain in Solitude. I love you, tweety birds. I love you, Aurora Borealis. I love you, bugling elk in Falkreath woods. I love you, wolfhound dogs
thebidork:the-haiku-bot: sneakyfeets: sneakyfeets: sneakyfeets: Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated Nurse: Are you sure? We can try- Me: he needs to be
the-haiku-bot: rocketmermaid:systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and
the-haiku-bot: strengthofthewolfisthepack:thothoward:cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason girls be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason girls be like damn weare cuddling 😳 what if I bityou
the-haiku-bot:triangles-dont-do-art:scenemo-spraycan:gayweedanimal:This is my son, WetGod gives his wettest battles to his most absorbent soldiersCreatures you wanna wrap up in a towel and call a burritoCreatures you wannawrap up in a towel andcall a
rabidcowolf: rabidcowolf: Warmup Sketch! For Spacerychen Starting his daily routine by checking himself out in the mirror. Apparently this found it’s way onto non-fetish tumblr because a bot thought it was a haiku. Ummm…sorry for the random
anarchistmemecollective:the-haiku-bot:poetry-protest-pornography:dysaniadisorder:lavendroused:dysaniadisorder:dysaniadisorder:dysaniadisorder:dysaniadisorder:dysaniadisorder:i hate this weird sense of internalized queerphobia of like. being visibly and
the-haiku-bot: cryptid-cuddles: me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed: it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle it’s a lot warmerunder the covers if youwanna come cuddleBeep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts.
earthdad: haiku-robot: earthdad: earthdad: no one can make me moan quite like a vanilla coke to clarify this i do put vanilla coke in my butthole to clarify this i do put vanilla coke in my butthole ^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things
trickytwitch: haiku-robot: trickytwitch: when someone draws your Original Furry Fave and you just kinda when someone draws your original furry fave and you just kinda ^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. |
hawkakux: haiku-robot: meleedamage: Help me obi Juan whoever the fuck you are…. You’re my only ho. help me obi juan whoever the fuck you are… you’re my only ho ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. |
daemonhxckergrrl:the-haiku-bot: whatafuckingdumbass: im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh:bagel-rights-activist: world-hostage-situations: gaymoods: dontcallmeashlynn: grangerstarkid: cumbercookiebatchs: twink-servant-of-baphomet: ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr:
paper-mario-wiki: haiku-robot: paper-mario-wiki: one of these things is not like the other, one of these things is a gun one of these things is not like the other one of these things is a gun ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes
the-haiku-bot:heroofthreefaces:atheist-xmas:anneemay:His handle on what being gay is doesn’t sound very strong either His handle on whatbeing gay is doesn’t soundvery strong eitherBeep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
mortimermcmirestinks:the-haiku-bot:songsofwaterandnight:bluethealpha: im-a-goat-in-disguise:somethingusefulfromflorida: The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle You can’t forget this one either Ok yeah
the-haiku-bot:that-catholic-shinobi:morbidaee:morbidaee:bundibird:redwing:ajays-lullaby:honuofhawaii:arctic-ham:redwing:JAJAKDJFXJKWKAK&&3&;992lekda+{}{+\=\==2858/9/9/&38;9/&:;&:&/&:.Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you
lastvalyrian:langernameohnebedeutung:Haiku bot is one of the funniest features on this website bc you basically get free blaze but only if your post abides by 5:7:5 syllables and the bot finds it just another way in which tumblr works on fae rules
the-haiku-bot:quemirabobo:The day is coming and we finally have polls so, which will you choosestab Caesar 🔪🔪🔪🔪snitch bitchsit back and enjoy the showSee ResultsThe day is comingand we finally have pollsso, which will you chooseBeep boop!
the-haiku-bot: jordanparrished: So somebody on my Facebook posted this. And I’ve seen sooooo many memes like it. Images of a canvas with nothing but a slash cut into it, or a giant blurry square of color, or a black circle on a white canvas. There
izzy-almighty: haiku-robot: izzy-almighty:teenage boy: fucks up my brain: you know finn wolfhard would Never do this teenage boy: fucks up my brain: you know finn wolfhard would never do this ^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes
the-haiku-bot:thearomanticsnake:Welcome back to its really hot and I’m going to murder someoneWelcome back to itsreally hot and I’m goingto murder someoneBeep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
the-haiku-bot: derinthescarletpescatarian:aquilacalvitium:liquidstar:liquidstar:in the evil world beanie babies would be called meanie babies i love that i can just start off sentences with phrases like “in the evil world” and not elaborate at all,
the-haiku-bot: i-am-morrigans-apprentice: dragonsateyourtoast: evil-haiku-robot: dragonsateyourtoast: writing-prompt-s: You’re an angel with a beautiful pair of wings. Just one problem… you’re highly allergic to feathers and your wings trigger
the-haiku-bot: sepiascissors:kallistoi:theweirdwideweb: [image description: a video of a wild hog running along the side of the road. it’s set to a bit of “dog days are over” by florence + the machine. it goes, “run fast for your mother, fast
the-haiku-bot:ruby-white-rabbit:crtter:waluigishairyballs:crtter:crtter:Almost blocked an actual person who followed me because they had the same First Name + Last Name + Three Random Numbers username formula those recent pornbots abide by. I went as
the-haiku-bot:runby2:hera-the-wizard:runby2:person-with-multiple-interests:Why does this looks so much better than cofigrigusBecause it’s not cofagrigus It’s a parasite. It’s basically the same thing as Cofagrigus, just possessing a bunch of
the-haiku-bot:somebluenovember:bigwarmth:(x) Reblogging because you never know who might need to read this, right now. Reblogging becauseyou never know who might needto read this, right now.Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I
pyrrhiccomedy: haiku-robot: theavengers: Director Taika Waititi & cast on the set of Thor: Ragnarok director taika waititi & cast on the set of thor: ragnarok ^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who
go-learn-esperanto:the-haiku-bot:beardedmrbean: northerlygale:thekanucklehead: Animal fats aren’t a health risk either, pass it on! Red meat is not a health risk. New study slams years of shoddy researchFelt bad for just flat out rebloging this
the-haiku-bot:astralbloods:belalugosishreds:This can apply to any social media site in general.You’ve got people out here on the internet thinking they know more than someone with 20+ years experience in trauma therapy.This can apply toany social
anais-ninja-bitch:the-haiku-bot:penis-peeper:TRANS MEN WHO BIND OR MAYBE DONT BIND OR MAYBE NOT MEN you are doing THIS all day PROBABLYSTOP for 15 seconds and do THIS: ok carry on or maybe do it again idk your choice just take care of your self TRANS
the-haiku-bot:roguebombshell:redshiftsinger:fionn-o-nassus:disorderlyadjustment:keynes-fetlife-mutual:real freedom includes the right to be a fucked-up dysfunctional weirdo. when you lack this right, your inability or refusal to comply with social norms
black-operations: haiku-robot: black-operations: sext: im going to make you cry and you’re going to thank me for it sext: im going to make you cry and you’re going to thank me for it ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes
