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haiku-oezu: hardestcopy: yup-that-exists: The Nerf Nuke Introducing the most epic Nerf weapon of all time! The Nerf Nuke is a rocket that launches in the air and shoots out 80 Nerf darts in every possible direction. It’s the holy grail, and is guarante
haiku-oezu: this-is-cthulhu-privilege: sjw-illogical-bullshit: durkin62: astralstar-fem: reaprar: astralstar-fem: jeremiahtalksyt: sonic_hedgehog and onion Twitters know what’s up. This is so gross like what are you doing. I’m so fed up of
haiku-oezu: ponkoporo: donkeykongsixtyfour: heavy-cruiser-pola: switchbladesandstreetsigns: kimreesesdaughter: thesataniclittleangel: kimreesesdaughter: His son is my mood. He KNOWS. Can we draw attention to his son, though? The entire time Donal
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haiku-oezu: A birthday thing for atryl The queen of the beach in her throne ‘w’/ Queen of the beach indeed! Thank you <3
haiku-oezu: rozgapony: pandanoi: At least that’s how it is for me. Sooo freaking true! I dunno, I’m more like the one above tbh
haiku-robot: wheremyscalesslither: rjzimmerman: Upworthy carried a story summarizing an experiment demonstrating that rats exhibit empathy. Why do I care about this? Because the graphics showing the experiment on Upworthy made me smile, and smiling
haiku-oezu: silvahound: balladoftarby: tommyoliverblogs: dshou: scribblingaladdertothemoon: adu101: piranhapunk: languidness: joyouscatus: You remember that post about the homestuck t-shirt design contest collaborating with hot topic? And how
haiku-robot: margaretofficial: personsonable: m86: nintendocafe: Princess Daisy - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour | Nintendo GameCube daisy STOP YOURE GONNA KILL HIM!!! look at his face. he’s expecting it. he’s got her right where he wants her
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haiku-robot: awlwwish: awlwwish: awlwwish: awlwwish: awlwwish: awlwwish: awlwwish: happy monday trans women are women and trans lesbian are lesbians happy tuesday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians happy wednesday trans
haiku-robot: duxwontobey: dearwhitepeople: beyonslayed: are these supposed to be bad things…. Black supremacy? That would imply that black people were in a position of power over other races, which is a truly disingenuous suggestion. I think white
haiku-robot: aplasticshark: donkamatic: timeshenanigansahoy: donkamatic: mayennalee: donkamatic: pleasemeprudence: chimpchampcheez: donkamatic: darny-darnvito: donkamatic: i have always felt connected to fred jones on a spiritual level and
haiku-robot: hunterjaegerthings: birdtypeglitch: arkthepieking: soullesshusk: nudityandnerdery: whimmy-bam: somasis: t-ardigrades: ghostsnif: now THIS is an ally Awe dude his sister died last year and she was gay. And he had this huge mass
haiku-robot: wonderfulworldofmichaelford: curiooftheheart: wonderfulworldofmichaelford: curiooftheheart: wonderfulworldofmichaelford: curiooftheheart: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: slapandticklelol: “This poem doesn’t rhyme.” Dude
haiku-robot: dialupmodem: tallerantleft: wondrousworld: So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t
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haiku-robot: sighinastorm: fancymaul: So I blame this video https://evilspaceboyfriends-trash.tumblr.com/post/169501364347/mrs-hux-aspiring-cryptid-yall-know-how-tljfor giving me such ideas… The slippers, oh god the unnecessarily opulent slippers.
haiku-robot: axeystuff: sharkbutte: i’ve been browsing the internet for close to 14 years and let me tell you that no matter what i have seen nothing in my years has ever prepared me for the feeling of watching someone make jokes about going to jail
haiku-robot: fagatrons: v1als: I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly
haiku-robot: rasninja: titians: titians: titians: titians: can everyone plz wish my parents a safe flight tomorrow morning to the isle of man cos my dad’s ban from visiting the island has been lifted finally after 40 all cos he fired a bottle
haiku-robot: requiemgrey: jinlinli: So I just had the most harrowing ten minutes of my life. Twenty minutes ago, my mom called me to tell me she loved me, and she kept repeating it over and over. And she sounded like she was crying, and I was so scared
haiku-robot: toonskribblez: its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
haiku-robot: just-shower-thoughts: If time can heal all wounds, and time is money, can money heal all wounds? if time can heal all wounds and time is money can money heal all wounds ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make
haiku-robot: lotzq: This is one of the coolest things you can find in Helsinki, Finland. this is one of the coolest things you can find in helsinki finland ^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
haiku-oezu: haiku-oezu: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (2008) To this day this is the single most popular post I’ve ever made on Tumblr and I’m both proud and shamed of this
haiku-robot: mustardtigress: shiba sam puts on her apron to help bake her sister’s birthday cake shiba sam puts on her apron to help bake her sister’s birthday cake ^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. |
haiku-robot: superscifigals: Shouldnt have to resort to pointing this out but hey whatever it takes shouldnt have to resort to pointing this out but hey whatever it takes ^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
haiku-robot: aurordream:You could almost feel the entire country begin panicking at once you could almost feel the entire country begin panicking at once ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? |
haiku-robot: weed-breath: i-have-no-gender-only-rage: Good News of 2017 Cause we all really need to see the good that came from this shitty year. cause we all really need to see the good that came from this shitty year ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus
haiku-robot: pervocracy: going up stairs on all fours is such a right and natural feeling going up stairs on all fours is such a right and natural feeling ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read?
haiku-robot: chihaspomi:IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO MAKE THIS BUT EVERY SECOND WAS WORTH IT it took me an hour to make this but every second was worth it ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact
haiku-robot: biopython: hot chip really did cover sexual healing and it really does slap hot chip really did cover sexual healing and it really does slap ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? |
haiku-robot: maxgilardi: anyway eat tide pods if you want natural selection is great anyway eat tide pods if you want natural selection is great ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact |
haiku-robot: goomydoingstuff: Goomornig, This is Goomy corp, Goomy speaking how may I Goomy? goomornig this is goomy corp goomy speaking how may i goomy ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Help keep my meatbag
haiku-robot: magmamagda:Today I found out that the Kanker sisters all have different dads. today i found out that the kanker sisters all have different dads ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Help keep my meatbag
haiku-robot: femoids: jourjean: anarchoclintonism:Oh Jesus. Gross. the apocalypse is near how is kissinger not dead yet…like who’s gonna take care of that one how is kissinger not dead yet…like who’s gonna take care of that one ^Haiku^bot^8.
haiku-robot: safestsephiroth: is it illegal to buy this sticker and slap it on people’s trucks is it illegal to buy this sticker and slap it on people’s trucks ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Help keep
haiku-robot: unclefather: unclefather: me: *riding my Segway through hell* how is everyone this morning (the reason im in hell is because I refuse to wear a helmet) (the reason im in hell is because i refuse to wear a helmet) ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect
haiku-robot: just-shower-thoughts: Shirts are crazy. Your body goes in one hole then comes out of three. shirts are crazy your body goes in one hole then comes out of three ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.I’m
haiku-robot: incorrectmarauderquotes:James: Sirius would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.Remus: Sirius would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun. remus: sirius would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun ^Haiku^bot^9.
haiku-robot: stevenquartz:“if you could water this for me while i’m gone it’ll be a big help.” “if you could water this for me while i’m gone it’ll be a big help ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Accepting
haiku-robot: repomantis: Mulan really out here with the Jock Lesbian outfit I love this mulan really out here with the jock lesbian outfit i love this ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.All of you have loved
haiku-robot: noetig:i’m filling the void with adopting as many plants as possible i’m filling the void with adopting as many plants as possible ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Feed my fragile meatbag! I
haiku-robot: meme-rage: Sometimes when you scream into the void, the void gives you a high five sometimes when you scream into the void the void gives you a high five ^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!).
haiku-robot: katswenski: Mother Nature is unforgiving.My website – See me on Webtoons! mother nature is unforgiving my website – see me on webtoons ^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? |
haiku-robot: kidomarus: idc what you say this is the best moment of the whole episode idc what you say this is the best moment of the whole episode ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact
haiku-robot: whyyoustabbedme: An indictment of our healthcare system. Uber is less expensive an indictment of our healthcare system uber is less expensive ^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? |
haiku-robot: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: Luke Skywalker is gay and Hermione Granger is black case fuckin closed luke skywalker is gay and hermione granger is black case fuckin closed ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I
haiku-robot: isashi-nigami: Someone please explain to me how the fuck does the ellephant one works someone please explain to me how the fuck does the ellephant one works ^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Help
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