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Hör nicht auf, deinen süßen Eierlikör herauszutropfen.Wir werden nicht aufhören, bis deine Eier trocken und leer sind… ohne erlösenden Orgasmus. teased-pleased: Keep leaking that juicy precum for me. I’m not stopping until your balls are
bmarg12387: HA HA HA HA you really thought you could hypnotize me didn’t you. Well I guess you are not as good a hypnotist as you thought you were right Master. Why did I call you master? You are not my master Master. I absolutely love doing the
gpao83: Will not be shy my little sister loved me like you wanted to do to earn pocket money, and will go … Mmmm, yes, but he has a big dick that! Ha ha ha, and yet it does not fuck you darling, not like that just now …
Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different. Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks. Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love. Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through. Taylor Swift
dcaupanels: Batman Adventures v1 #02 - Catwoman’s Killer Caper This is the most popular post I have ever made on this site. I thought “You are not affiliated with me” had overtaken it a while back, but no, “Ha! Idiots!” still reigns supreme
spookpolice: I just started making some references for myself, but got carried away hahah… ha :’DI figured I’d share. I’m hoping to make a series of these things for all the drawing bits that give me trouble: woman torsos, hands, wings, different
Shi hoon warning dong ha pisses me off like “her matters are mine now”?? Excuse me you have not even redeemed yourself yet but you’re already acting as if you have the right to tell him to back off wtf. Also already proposing to her??
kemonodad: kemonodad: How To Furry: Hewwo guys!!! Furry culture is wanting 20 werewolf dicks And saying you love big furry men!!! Haha follow me for more relatable furry j okw s ! Ha ha ah !!! Lets talk about werewolves more till its an overused
faustsfancycorner: joanegbert: satorika: when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS
shitshilarious: shitshilarious: DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional
coveredinsnow-: ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im
zealotarchaeologist: i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat” it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
buckoftheirish: koalatea: i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle
teamrocketing: my dog trusted me
high-blogging: i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but
meloetta:nichisse: meloetta: *holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk* *swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun* jokes on u i’m not letting go you’re coming with me
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Theresa Manchester by Cameron Davis Cameron makes me laugh!!! Though this is not me laughing. ha.
xopachi: cheezyweapon: kazecat: rollytiger: My brother is making me play wildstar HA HA, This grabs my interest. hoooooo leeeeee shit Am I glad to see a real game booty. Not a “ha ha look at this big butt” joke booty. Not a “ha ha we put a
namiamagawa: Kabe-don picture drama stills, by Toboso Yana for the 2015 Kuroshitsuji New Year’s Party Event.Please do not re-upload or redistribute images without permission.*looks at the last still* I do believe that is the Campania <3333
ha ha ha ha, as long as they have the hourly rate in hand they can buy me for the hour or longer (as long as they have the cash) *giggle*, just don’t try to play the “I’m poor” card….then fuck off as I do not negotiate, LoL
jakespot: “Dude! Don’t you ever put that away?” “Ha, not if I can help it!” My roommate had no shame, he spent most of his time naked and the rest of the time jerking off to porn or books he read. “Wanna join me? I can read out loud, this
nerdiegirlie: if you’re not fuckin pumped for the holiday season then you’re feliz navidead to me.
squarepeg3d: “Hu-hey big girl…sun’s getting real low…”“HA! That wet nurse shit may work on that pea-brained roidrager Banner, but not me sister.”———-Well, piss. It was worth a shot, right?
peacockpubes: ha quit crying u loser
ha-ha-ha-what-are-you-doing: on-this-banana-peel: hell-slip-n-slide: heres-the-deal: so-watch-and-learn: ugh-lets-try-something-elsee: go-throw-it-at-him-not-me: be-ready-to-throw: when-i-say–go: that-i-just-found: look–at-this-net:
envybakemono: luckied I AM NOT ENABLING YOU Join me.
robotsatthedisco: averagefairy: i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready you become the miniboss
it is literally 5:20 rn and i think my mother is awake fuck fuck fuck.
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
natureboiiii: oneoakdutch: thedarkestlove: amndomepiece: Someone please save me 😂😂😂😂😂 help ha What’s a 5/8 ratchet? They make ¼", 3/8" and ½" drive ratchets, but not 5/8". Unless he meant
June 17th, RivaMikaWeek Day 3 | Apple Blossoms (Good Fortune) – Lady LuckRating: T A/N: The dialogue below only provides caption for the fanart, so this is not a full fic…though I am a little tempted to expand upon it, ha. – “So you’re
My cousin let me play with her baby… she said I was a natural.HA
bumsrmytning: That’s it baby fill my cunt.. Oh yes give me every drop… Ha ha.. I lied I’m not on the pill and my pussy is ripe for breeding.. You’ve just made me a Mummy… It’s not always you guys that can be selfish bastards .. Now slowly
uaena-vip: Dorky & giggly Kang Ha Neul on EP314 of Running Man
brklynbreed: browngirlblues: brklynbreed: browngirlblues: Those girls that shatter your self-esteem and pique your sexual interest at the same time. my life lol Oh ha, nah not me… i’m in the business of maintaining self-esteems =) You’re
bluebiesartblog: anightvaleintern: nateswinehart: kitsiinabox: nateswinehart: Ha ha seriously tho. I needed to hear this right now. <3 Thisssss
makeawishlika: Are you serious? Already 60 followers!! If someone had told me earlier, that I’ll have 60 followers, I would be like, “Ha - ha, not funny”. Thank you for being with me. You inspire me more than anyone xxx
i-am-passionate-about-us-07: fruitcrocs:not even fuckin risking it at this stage ha-ha-ha
carinawong: addictedtohisvoice: me too, but this is real life. not some perfect book or movie with happy endings. ha. not gonna happen. wow carina ^
voknowsbest: dominatdistance: voknowsbest: So this new bombshell bra is my little happy birthday to myself gift 😈😈 in love with it !! Would kill for your body girl! Happy birthday girly! ~M Ha trust me it’s not that great but thank you very
-shr00ms: Guess who has a boyfriend:) still not me ha ha ha
iam-not-fine01: La tristeza La tristeza es la emoción que sentimos cuando hemos perdido algoimportante, cuando nos ha decepcionado algo o cuando ha ocurrido alguna desgracia que nos afecta a nosotros o a otra persona. - Cuando nos sentimos
ex0skeletal-undead:echo1331: gay-irl:Gay_irl @ex0skeletal-undead ha Not sure what they mean by awful these lines would work on me
Ladies and gentlemen who don’t have to ask - Jensen Ackles “I’m not Mr. Debonair Suave. I’m just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes.”
kinkygirly: Nice close up of me bending over in a tiny dress, ha ha, not much point wearing a dress I know if its that revealing, but I didn’t want to be too obvious and walk round nude, I like to tease first…
Oh but did I mention that my husband sent me a Japanese PS2 and the Japanese versions of KH 1&2 along with KH 1&2 remixes? CAUSE HE DID HA HAHAHA BE JEALOUS BYE.
ha-ze: do you ever want a relationship but at the same time not want one because you dont want to depend on someone but youre also lonely as fuck or is that just me
pardonmewhileipanic: suicidallyinlove: this–too–shall–pass: sadgalriri: goldennmami: viva-la-glamour: I am cryingggggg. They are goldd. lmao me Where is her oscar This is never not funny. HELP I CANNOT BREATH
hanasaku-shijin: Jen, let me answer that ask right here ooc: E V E R Y T H I N G HA
hayzensfm: im not sorry @ephinhell
patchyfreak replied to your post: my goodness this this fic is just i wow i … Psst tell me etelel mea lema. hehehehe its a dragon age fic, and since you haven’t played it yet I WILL NOT TELL.~
i will now form the weiss booty protection squad, i can not let such an offence slip by
“why isnt she looking at me i look so hot rn??”“d-dont stare, dont stare, dont stare.”
rwby-theater replied to your post “if ur sensitive to jaune criticism/salt pls unfollow me now. this is…”Are you tagging as #Jaune Hate? I have that blacklisted.hahahahaha maybe more like #jaune salti’ll try not to be too mean…
![jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec50e6ea7b7d9d0d8b7e267bf5655923/8fcf32089a305435-63/s512x512u_c1/7632c5d5dac8344112002a10e6959f2fe603d10f.png)
