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guccikeychain: someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
guccikeychain: he did it
guccikeychain: how are you all gonna say you haven’t seen a fox tail butt plug on tumblr before dude they get the meat goin’ stupid skrong y'all need jesus if you don’t know what that is, srsly
guccikeychain: *grabs my dick while you’re giving me the suck* i challenge you to a XIAOOOLIIIN SHOOWWDOOOOWWWNNN GONG YI TEMPAAAIII
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guccikeychain: Feelin’ p cute today.
guccikeychain: so i think what happened was gaga performed a blood ritual and stole the ass straight outta miley
guccikeychain: tbh the only reason i got skinny back in the day was because i played DDR before school and after school up until i fell asleep for like a year or two straight this is why I’ll never play ddr with you because you’ll show me
guccikeychain: the only perk of dating me is i like to cook for you my thang skrong too i guess he’s cooking me bacon and eggs and cheese scrambled awww ye! also, dat butt hot
guccikeychain: check out lenora’s interior decorating skills I NEED MORE BUTT POSTERS
guccikeychain: is this romantic y/n my boyfriend is hilarious
guccikeychain: stealing this ratty ass blazer from work because it’s too cold to bike home in a t-shirt yeah my fucking cutie, gtfo
guccikeychain: haha ok hi i took this for lenora but i’m feeling v positive about my body today please excuse all of our wet ass towels hanging up also my bf is so dang fine
guccikeychain: go head girl go head get down go head girl go head geT THE FUCK DOWN THIS IS A ROBBERY
guccikeychain: *clouds part as a chorus of angels begin to sing* and then he did
guccikeychain: murder my dong done
guccikeychain: guccikeychain: *whispering into your ear while i’m fuckin you* i’m gonna send that pussy to the shadow realm
guccikeychain: jesus christ lenora i don’t think i can handle your meat HAHAHAHAHA OH BUT YOU WILL
guccikeychain: 2 kawaii 4 u I miss my boyfriend. :(
guccikeychain: it’s my birthday guess how old i am I give da bess birfday presents
guccikeychain: joined the sad girls club today
guccikeychain: eyes on the prize
guccikeychain: misum: guccikeychain: this body tired bring me a new vessel for this incredibly powerful soul i got Yo Dylan treat me like that toilet in the back bEN I’M HAVIN HEART PALPAMITATIONS OH MY LAWD look at this ruggedly handsome man
guccikeychain: “what are you gonna be for halloween?” “depressed”
guccikeychain: i’m going mad with cookie power nope you cAN’T HAVE ANY
DYLAN’S GETTING HIS DICK PIERCED RIGHT NOW WOOOOO
dylan got me sick, go send him hate mail. ..don’t actually do that. I couldn’t resist his luscious lips. IT’S ALL MY FAULT
guccikeychain: norafox: dylan got me sick, go send him hate mail. ..don’t actually do that. I couldn’t resist his luscious lips. IT’S ALL MY FAULT yo don’t talk about my vagina like that luussccciiiooouuusssss ♥
guccikeychain: 2sleepy how did I find such a hottie wow
guccikeychain: haha 2013 i guess wild
guccikeychain: in one week lenora and i will have been dating for two years >:) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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guccikeychain: sometimes i feel like i send lenora too many nudes i have to make a conscious effort not to send her stuff every time i’m getting out of the shower I WANT EVERY NUDE.
guccikeychain: reliving the glory years where i was too nervous to talk to you and just stalked your myspace photos >:) heehee oh gosh
guccikeychain: lenora almost kicked me out today because i called her boobs bleepers, bling blongers, boopily bops and bopples GET OUT
guccikeychain: the motherLOOOOAAADDDDD yes that is my butt
guccikeychain: lenora always knows when i’m drinking because she can smell the alcohol coming out of my glass when i walk by I wasn’t even near the god damn glass and I could smell it you LUSH
guccikeychain: no but really look new glasses dat hair flip
guccikeychain: lenora and i are having a romantic date night we’re doing dinner and some yuri
guccikeychain: goodnight
guccikeychain: guccikeychain: i just accidentally sent my best friend a booty pic instead of lenora i’m crINE it was an assident
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guccikeychain: chillin wit the bae NNNOOOO I’m the bae tho.
guccikeychain: SIKE ME AND LENORA GOT TICKETS FOR KYARY ON MARCH 5TH I’M GONNA CRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’M SO EXCITEDDDD
guccikeychain: we picked up spoils of war >:)
guccikeychain: [furiously screeches while squeezing hot ass water out of a tea bag because i am both a masochist and a big stupid idiot]
guccikeychain: ok so lenora has surgery in the afternoon and won’t be able to come out of the hospital until the day after which is really good at least it won’t be like a week they’re just taking out her appendix but [crowd chanting] this! fucking!
guccikeychain: nosdrinker: corgipetter: nosdrinker: nosdrinker: time for some relatable blogging let’s cuddle and make out… I can’t wait to get tattoos and travel the world because I hate everyone in my hometown fuck homework! i’m trash
guccikeychain: took some photos with norafox last night :+) polaroids are fun.
guccikeychain: lenora bought me…..OPPAI I am the best girlfriend. fact
guccikeychain: LENORA SMASHED A CAKE WITH HER BUNS FOR A CONTEST WHERE THE LOSER SITS IN A CAKE BUT SHE WON AND DID IT ANYWAY THIS IS SO WILD
