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Here’s the coverart for my most recent Sci-fi Thriller Novella:Greg Universe and the Diamond Star
Alternate Beginning to Fusion Cuisine by BoneZone wherein Garnet tries to pass the buck and the buck promptly knocks Greg out after being flung at him from across the city. And that’s how Opal became Steven’s mom for the night.
thecomicbookbroad:Rise Above. focus on science. Greg’s been workin’ out Greg: I beg your pardon, Pearl. (gestures to Steven) Inappropriate.Pearl: Sorry. Please proceed with your story about banging my best friend so incompetently that she imploded.
stevencrewniverse:Emmy voting for nominations ends tonight at 10p! Everyone vote!! For your consideration!!! Mr. Greg! Thanks so much!
Greg: “So Buck Dewey beat you guys at basketball, then what happened?”Garnet: “Brought us back inside… And served us pizza.”That Purple Rain reference was the most obvious reference in the show so far. I don’t have many thoughts on
B-C-W! B-C-W! B-C-W! More Greg related headcanon.Having decided to settle down in Beach City to court Rose, Greg needed to get money to live on. So before having his own car wash, Greg Universe was a professional wrestler in Beach City Wrestling!
Fun fact: There was a big group number cut from Mr. Greg about how Steven’s jokes make everyone really uncomfortable
If I could begin to beHalf of what you think of meI could do about anything……I could even learn how to loveLike youToday is August 15. Happy birthday, Steven Quartz Universe
While rewatching It Could Have Been Great I noticed something really strange about Peridot. When Steven is teaching her about music she’s completely baffled. It’s not like she doesn’t like or understand music, she doesn’t even seem to know what
As far as christmas episodes go, Three Gems and a Baby was surprisingly subtle in that it never explicitly dealt with christmas. That said, for any other topic the symbolism doesn’t get more ham-handed than that. From Greg’s dolorosa pose and garb,
I love that Greg and Amethyst snuck away for a secret piñata party.
Yes, yes. We’re all very impressed, Greg.
It’s a big ol’ universe out there.
Pearl: I can’t understand what Rose sees in you! You’re just a human whose existence is just a small moment in her life!Greg:bet Garnet overheard this and thought “this would be a nice line in a song”
Amethyst was straight up boutta smash that ass before Steven walked in, no wonder she and Greg shocked
mermaidsyay: To the dad who doesn’t understand a single thing of what’s happening, but will always be there for his l'il half-gem son HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, GREG UNIVERSE best dad
greg-wright:Rose Quartz - tee | hoodie | toteI am in love with this show! Lately Pearl is my favorite, but I love all of Rose Quartz’s imagery~
mr-greg-universe: artemispanthar: mr-greg-universe replied to your post: roquereptil said:have you seen a … thinking about it, im pretty sure Pearl’s gem beast form (if the theory is true) would be a mixture of some sort of spider just because
mr-greg-universe: I know it’s not a huge detail but i still think the glasses Steven was wearing during Coach Steven were the same glasses Greg was wearing on his album cover This how has a lot of small continuity like that (like the golf pants in
Pearl’s face when Greg’s van breaks just cracks me up its just like “Oh jeez, sorry we broke your house Greg…”
mr-greg-universe: ok so we know the description for House Guest is that Greg stays at the gm tower so that his broken leg can be taken care of and it interferes with Steven’s magic. So perhaps the reason Steven started living with the gems full time
Greg’s got some competition for his car wash
“Watermelon Steven” was really cute (except for the end, which was sad)! I really dug the music, it sounded very gameboy-esque. Steven and Greg having cute father-son contests in the beginning was great. Also, Sadie still had a scar from the
oh man, that was really cute, it’s just like I thought - Greg stayed in Beach City after meeting Rose rather than try to pursue his career, because it would make him happy to be with her. That’s sweet. It’s something I could definitely see Steven
My little sister said she loved the episode, I asked what her favorite part was she said “when Greg was telling the story of how he met Rose”, so the whole episode. I asked if she could be more specific and she said she couldn’t because
I love Pearl’s little snorting laugh when Rose says Greg’s gimmick is space. It’s so cute
I’m convinced the days following the first time the Gems met Greg were full of Pearl finding excuses to burst into song
bellsingur: Oh Pearl
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CN.com confirms “Greg the Babysitter” for Friday, July 29th. So we know have the confirmed episodes for the first 2 weeks of the event as:WEEK 1July 18thSteven FloatsDrop Beat DadJuly 19thMr. GregJuly 20thToo Short to RideJuly 21stNew LarsJuly 22ndBeach
oh, also also, this episode confirmed that Rose did indeed have previous relationships with humans. She said so in “We Need to Talk” but I know a lot of people thought she was lying. But Pearl said Rose was with other men before Greg so we know Rose
It kinda amused me a little when Pearl was like “Greg! You were awake?”‘cause, like, Pearl, you were loudly singing like 5 feet from where he was sleeping, if he wasn’t awake in the beginning you probably woke him up by the second verse
Hey wait a sec. Remember that keyframe Rebecca took a picture of at the animation studio and posted on Instagram a while back?its from “Mr. Greg”
also, like, Pearl and Greg’s relationship isn’t even hinted at being romantic within the episode itself. Like I was really, genuinely, kind of expecting the dance to end in some kind of ship-baity way where after she dips him and the song ends and
Both Greg and Rose are useless bubs. Like, why not have Rose jump up there and get the baby (or both Greg and the baby), she can super jump and float. Come on guys
phantomrose96: “Steven Quartz Universe, you were named after the number of lions I own, which is seven, plus a ’t’ because Greg insisted”
There’s a cute photo of Greg on top of the puzzle box the in the background when Steven and Onion are by the window
hit-that-diamond: artemispanthar: I had a really dense and chaotic dream last night but in it I got to watch a Steven Universe movie!It was about the Crystal Gems from the time between the end of the war and when they met Greg. The initially went into
blackgeekygirl: Congratulations Rupphire on finally tying the knot as Garnet! (Reunited has to be the best episode of Steven Universe ever! I love it more than Mr. Greg! Thank you so much Crewniverse and Rebecca Sugar for making this amazing episode!!
reikiajakoiranruohoja::even from the fucking beginning greg doesn’t see steven as a human, his OWN SON and didn’t think he needed a birth certificate, a social security number, doctor appointments, school, grandparents, or anything. and then to top
The episode doesn’t go into it much at all but the fact that Greg has been sending letters to his parents (presumably for years) that they never even read much less responded to (but kept because they still care on some level, same as why his stuff
gentlemangeek:chaotic-catra:blancamz: Animation I’ve been working on-and-off for the past year-and-a-half. A segment of Pearl’s song from the Steven Universe episode “Mr. Greg”, reanimated in the style of the pilot.Woulda been great to have this
stevens-crystaluniverse: THIS SCREEN CAP ALONE Ronaldo talking Lars’ head off, embarrassing him most likely idk what do you think CONNIE sharing her story with her parents!!!!! Lion looking at the diamonds like….. uhhhhhhhhh yall???? Pearl and Greg
suikerpil:moooonths ago i was thinking about how steven’s birth must’ve been, and how greg got his weird pink tan…
roachpatrol: cliomancer said: I kind of imagined Greg hooking up some kind of waterproof speaker and microphone for so every Tuesday Steven can dip it into the ocean and tell Lapis how things have been going on the surface so she doesn’t get lonely.
dou-hong: two-percenthomo: Might as well upload mine as well, lol. These were a few of the photos I got of the Steven Universe cosplayers I saw at ACen, including zico-ahismyblockbae as Lapis in the group shot and the perfect Jasper and Lapis duo of
Imagining the fandom trying to recover from the last night’s “Mr. Greg” feels freight train… and realizing we’re only two episodes into the Steven Nuke
morbids-art-blog:Look at the table Greg set up. It has the shirt that steven wears. That’s where his shirts come from; they’re all Greg’s unsold t-shirts.
Greg Universe definitely tells a better story than Ted Mosby
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snapbacksteven: leeshajoy: snapbacksteven: IS EYEBALL GONNA KIDNAP GREG?! Y’know, in the first opening sequence for Steven Universe, Connie is holding a copy of Madeline L’Engle’s A Wrinkle In Time. So what is that novel about, again? Well,
Steven goes in bubble, bubble goes in water. Waifu is in the water. My waifu.
greg and I have pretty much the same outfit, methinks.
commission for raptarion ~Pearl is just messing with him but Greg actually turns out to like the tutu later on ((plus Rose thinks its adorable))
theliterarywolf: takashi0:bryko:Story for Steven clip Holy fuck Greg REALLY knows how to sing.How the fuck did he only ever have Rose as a fan? Well, I think it says a lot for people who are savantes in various creative outlets in this vast world of
Garnet and Greg used to play Tennis together on the weekends okay, They’re gonna start up again once Greg figures out a way to beat an super strong alien woman with future vision
