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“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“How about we unbutton more than just our sleeves and show each other something other than our nicotine patches?”
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime scenes, if you deduce my meaning.”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”
“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”
“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to get your frustration out.”
“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love to deal with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“I want to Lestraddle you.”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout that case.”
“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is a good day… because I’m with you.”
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’ your hole with my cock.â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds clues.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want me to be.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of you, I’d be Scotland Yard without Sherlock.â€
“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things your division lets you put in your mouth.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.â€
“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t the only ways I can spoil you.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.â€
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.â€
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.â€
