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j-rod1995: dolce-they-say: John and Hank Green in the 90s yo this is LITTERALLY THE ONLY HAPPY THING ON MY DASH RIGHT NOW THANKS TO THE SUPERNATURAL SEASON EIGHT FINALE
dragonpikachu: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: aiyuwithoutatrace: wegotplansforsammy: wibblywobblytimeturners: somewherethats-green: the worst fuckin thing is “oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW” “do you draw?
presidentwashington: Things I would get John Green for Christmas: conjoined gingerbread-men cookie cutter from the mutter museum in philly
strength-in-sydney: strength-in-sydney: fishingboatproceeds lookalike at my local supermarket let’s make john green find the thing because that would make me so happy
Jellyfish Swingsets The wind that’s everywhere Serpents Arachnids Ironically pretentious? Hard folk music like whiskey Bodies of water Memento mori Green’s Labyrinth Climbing things Being close enough to touchComforting words
that feel when you begin to write your own utopia for an essay assignment and the first thing that comes to your mind is NO FUCKING CARS, and it works because the utopia has to be “green” ha. ha. well, limiting use of cars is greener, safer,
wordsnquotes: John Green Shares 18 of his favorite Novels That Were Not Bestsellers, But that You Should Read: 1. This Bloody Mary is the Last Thing I Own by Jonathan Rendall 2. One of Us by Alice Dreger 3. Round Ireland with a Fridge by Tony Hawks 4.
tooquirkytolose: ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
uristmcdorf: waterfallcritic: uristmcdorf: turtlemma: mysticbaconslice: badwineandlemoncakes: intrases: wall void cube…. k butter… my… cat??? Green…tentacle…passion. Cube army bashy Again… thankless… thing.Hm. Explosion .. therapy
goodzillo-deactivated20220127:Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.
smilingforthecamera: grimybear: i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind
zen-light: katydefinitelydidnot:i ran outside and got raindrops in my coffee and soaked feet, but the damp green color coating the world made it worth it. ❁all good things are wild and free❁
laweed: I think she counted on me to be the one person who would always say and do the right things to help her, but I couldn’t. - John Green, Looking For Alaska
twerkurs: laweed: I think she counted on me to be the one person who would always say and do the right things to help her, but I couldn’t. - John Green, Looking For Alaska ♡perf blog, following back similars♡
banging-the-boy: hautenola: Photog @michaeldarphoto knows a thing or two about lensing some of the hellasexiest men to roam on God’s green earth, and I about culling them in a neat little caption. Say hello again to my friend @michaelscanlonfitness,
hornyguyinmd: gaycomicgeek: Remember that time Tied Feet Guy tied me up in front of a green screen and things got hard from struggling? That was cool. GayComicGeek is creating Gay Geeky Videos! | Patreon @gaycomicgeek don’t think I saw that. I may
voidethered: stoatsandwich: Today is Dr. Seuss’s birthday, so the people at storytime are reading the kids Rape Culture 101: How Refusing to Accept a No Is Eventually a Good Thing, aka Green Eggs and Ham. this is a joke, right?please tell me this
lambch0ps: when you cover things in green leaves it becomes a pretty object of the eye
ben-c: ben-c: things that are overrated: john green frozen youtubers disney movies in general starbucks oh please
voxamberlynn: kodamaface: anostalgicnerd: This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood. OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS What is this from!? There was a green couch I remember that
thicc-girl-things:I think he liked the green too, he couldn’t wait to grab a handful and pull it 🤤
sparrow626: stonedgorgon: An oddly sweet moment between Harley Quinn & Green Arrow. The whole thing!
micthemicrophone: jaxblade07: hewasntnumber001: Captain Bat Green Wolverine Captain Crawler Aquadevil Flash Hulk woah Yo so can I just say Flash Hulk is the most terrifying thing in the world? See, Flash isn’t just super fast. He can also process
thefinnishgypsy: smilingforthecamera: grimybear: i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing.
cubnamedhank:Looks like green is my kinda thing!--(even though it’s now december…)
elfpen: godotal: Tiger walking through algae. yeah but you could green screen this into any thing you wanttiger walking through cloudstiger walking through lavatiger walking through spacetiger walking through macaroni and cheeselike the possibilities
m4ge: m4ge: Green bricks are positive experiences with alcohol while the red bricks are negative experiences with alcohol i cant believe this thing is still getting notes. it’s survived longer than the actual wall that alcohol built. ive preserved
saxophone-kraken: I am the best at wrecking romantic moments by doing finger guns saying things like “I’m your mom” and “i have the same haircut as Hank Green”
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: I want to use her and that is a terrible thing Go right ahead No that’s not who I want to be Ah I see but you wanna Mhmm So it’s an all green go for it No that’s
ndiecity:suddenlyoranges:suddenlyoranges:it’s so fucked up that sex is a thing that exists. im cryingif sex isn’t real then explain how john green was able to write such a detailed description of cock and ballsyouve never heard of science fiction?
thetyrannosaur:tonysopranobignaturals:half the “this person never said this” snopes articles are the person saying the thing they’re accused of saying but just like, worded slightly differently Claim: John Green said cock is his favorite
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venus used to have an alien civilization. but it got too hot because they did the same thing as us (burn green house gas) and the planet got hotter and hotter. everything burned. don't repeat the mistake
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ellenann1616: swingstylecouple: stace0550: ellenann1616 and BAM part 5 nice to see her cumming on that black cock ,she is ready for the real thing ! That doesn’t sound right…. I would have cum just the same if it was blue, green, orange or
teen-wolf-archive: Green is for things I understand, yellow is for “I’m working on it”, and red means I have no clue. I’m mostly using red.
safesexgay: 0mnis-e: Green Paradise, By Serhio. SAFE SEX GAY … AND OTHERS COOL THINGS … // // ]]>
bravbit: Wow! A Big Fat Thing Jumping, that Shoot Green Stuff, Is In Big Bro Pants; It Look Like that’s a Fucking Aliens !!!
strangeparker: wellfine: clown-from-the-neck-down: wellfine: green dad is moved Not pictured: Vegeta with a mug that say’s WORLD’S BEST DAD this is my favorite thing ever
snarkbomb: My favorite KH thing is making jokes about Ventus being sleepy. That, and editing him to have green eyes. It just makes more sense! FFXV Textposts Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 Favorite Characters Part 1 and 2 Cinnamon Rolls vs. Sinnamon Rolls
parkingstrange: pgay: has a girl ever kissed a boy? has a white girl ever kissed a white boy? has a cis white girl ever kissed a cis white boy? has this ever happened? john green asking the real questions is it like a tumblr meme now to take things
kosherqueer: some things i don’t give a shit about: straight people’s opinions about pride john green “reclaiming” the anne frank house “for love” larry’s storyline
fishingboatproceeds: dailytroyler:“What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.” ― John Green,it me again! For a long time comingI smell a sequel.
happyhqlledays: The best thing about the book version of the grinch is that he’s just some green fuck that the who’s know nothing about. He has absolutely no backstory he’s just up there being an asshole
sistermaryfake: veryfemmeandantifascist: heuhije: bittymoonbear: loveandddrevenge: are tea bombs the new thing I really hope so i goddamn fucking need this YES ok so I translated and it’s green tea with frozen dried raspberries and now I really
hirevkev: Oh for the love of all things on god’s green earth…how sweet is that! Asspreciation Approved - 😜💋❤️
sulkingkids: john green says the best things
iamjayse: good thing green day’s awake to teach us about anarchy
snapesallegiance: Endless list of things that should have been in the movies↳ Half-Blood Prince, p 137 A teenage boy with a pale, pointy face and white-blond hair appeared from behind the rack wearing a handsome set of dark green robes that
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